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Saunderson . Then ye'll just clap down yer canny name to this paper , for as large a bit o ' gold or siller as the Jike o ' ye can afford . Shamrock . What is the marring x > t lhethih & ? ! r Saunderson , It ' s just a patriotic subscription - for the patriotic
exposure o ' the Spy creature . Lord Dough . A subscrip Oh , I am literally exsanguent ! Shamrock . Och ! and I see now as sure as a trigger . It ' s the rise of the Edinborough men in favour of the Edinborough Tait , so it is ! Here ' s my copper , and success go wid it .
Saunderson . Copper !—this is nae copper , sir !—is glide gold ! Shamrock ( bawling ) . Luck go wid ye ! Stick the pftperiwder $ ie liver-wing o ' the big turkey , and the noble paple under the Tree wSW clap down their names as nate as myself . ' ? [ Exit Sandy Saunderson , with turkey , $ * c 1
'S&iriLLS . I was wrong !—I was wrong !—but now t ani right WnereYa cold fowl ? [ Seizes oneqndjatls to Shamrock . Divil fire me !—see how he ates for hi $ me I Squills . I do ! I do !—Where ' s the drink ? s '
[ Seizes a jug of ale , and pours it down his throat . Miss Jukes . It makes me ill to see such a fish , ! Shamrock . Come , Squills—come , good Ephraim , help me now set out the table here , then ? Quick , and we . 'll all start fair fyr the plate ! Lave that fowl , Squills ; lave it , I say , and come
tq attack a fresh one . You'll be after braking your taith , if you dpn ' t . be a little moderate . UJUQRP Dough . The mineral succedaneum—^ Mi : 88 Jukes . Yes , or the mineral marmortum , will easily supply that deficiency . u& * iAMRQCK . The divil it will ! But how d ' ye come to know
ih * t , K ! is $ Jukes ? Miss . Jukbs . Ahem!—I faint also—I—I confess I am not without appetite .
Shamrock . Here now , it s all ready . No ceremony * [ Puts a whole fowl upon her plate Miss Jukes . Oh Mister Shamrock ! StaAMROCK . Shall I take it back , then ?
Miite JtiKEs . Sir , you should endeavour to learn politeness . Lt ) RD Dough . Salt , pepper , mustard , —thank you!—bre * U , &a $ ad , oil , wine , ale , and things , —thank you ! Miss J ukes , I have the honour—ah , thank you ! Mr . Squills , better temper to usthank you ! Shamrock , move your heel from the vicinity of my cdras . 'Shamrock . Ha ! ha ! ha ! [ They pay no further attention to each other ,
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Monthly Repository (1806-1838) and Unitarian Chronicle (1832-1833), June 2, 1835, page 380, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/mruc/issues/vm2-ncseproduct2646/page/16/
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