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    • HOLIDAYS OBSERVED IN THE GOVERNMENT OFFI...
    • TELEGRAMS FROM UTOPIA.
    • u - THINGS NOT GENERALLY KNOWN.
    • WHAT TO AVOID ON THE TWENTY-FIFTH.
    • TAXES FOR 1869.
    • i MR. DUNUP ON THE SEASON.
    • THE MORAL INFLUENCES OF THE SEASON.
    • TOMAHAWK'S PROPHECY FOR 1869.—-Part 2.
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      ~ *" The Tomahawk Almanack.

      ~ * " THE TOMAHAWK ALMANACK .

      Holidays Observed In The Government Offi...

      HOLIDAYS OBSERVED IN THE GOVERNMENT OFFICES .

      Easter. Custom House.—None. Post Bank -O...

      Easter . Custom House . —None . Post Bank -Office of England . —St . Valentine . —Sundays ' s D . ay . Wester * Somerset mas House etc . . — etc Queen .. etc . ' s Birthday . Ninth November . Christ-Fo War reign Office Day Office , . —Two . , —Every days , a day -week except . Saturday .

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      Telegrams From Utopia.

      TELEGRAMS FROM UTOPIA .

      Adventurous Everybody Philosop Knows Her...

      adventurous Everybody philosop knows hers that ; and Utop as ia the has occupation lately been of discovered the most b distin y our - guished of them all has lately gone by his rejection at Westminster , we locality strove to . We engage are him glad as to '' say our that own Mr corresp . Mill ondent was g " lad in to that accept happy the agreeable and remunerative post . We gave him instructions to write n <; rn-pftv rermlarlv . and to telepraoh if anvthinpr

      remarkable On Thursday happened morning in we the received newly-found the following country . telegram : — " Utopia , Thursday , 11 . 30 a . m . minster " From to John the Editor Stuart Mill of , late M . P . for West-, Tomahawk .

      * ' The Lion has laia down with the Lamb . News just arrived . Phenomenon observed early this Our morning delight . ' * be more easily imagined than hurry described . Half , as an editors hour later say , when however they , we are received in a the same following quarter , supp and lementary the same authority telegram , : — from the

      " Utopia , Thursday noon . has l Information ain down with perfectl the y Lamb accurate . Onl . The unfortu Lion - nately , the Lamb is inside him . " - y , —

      U - Things Not Generally Known.

      u - THINGS NOT GENERALLY KNOWN .

      That The War Office Is The Most Economic...

      That the War Office is the most economica l and best organised of public departments . Hatch That and Bradshaw printed ' s in Guide Bedlam is comp . iled at Colney intimate That Lord friends L . ytton and Mr . E . T . Smith are Railway That the is recommended atmosphere of by the the Faculty Underground to patients suffering from bronchitis and diseases of

      the chest . That That the Rosherville production is the of the place Tomahaw at which k to has spend since an its unhappy commencement day . engines worn out , 86 444 factory tons chimneys of type , , 3 2 74 , 076 , 211 printing compositor machines s , and , 68 142 , 422 steam , 492 £ printers as , if not ' devils better . , than The new Editor . , Artist , and Staff are , however , as good Added by the Editor . ter That , and the fresh above in tone article . is thoroughly novel in form , amusing in mat-

      What To Avoid On The Twenty-Fifth.

      WHAT TO AVOID ON THE TWENTY-FIFTH .

      Master An Experienced Tommy Man , Anythi...

      Master An experienced Tommy man , anything says , under your creditors five mince ! -pies ! Several One ivho people dines who , plum have -pudding tried it , without a family brand dinner y ! ! One who has met him , a funny man ! A A philosopher guest , that , peculiar gush ! old port Brown keeps for this special occasion ! A popular man , showing the magic lanthorn without lamp scissors !

      Bright Motto I" For The New Radical Admi...

      Bright Motto I " for the New Radical Administration . — " Honour

      Taxes For 1869.

      TAXES FOR 1869 .

      Dogs Babl . —* S Y Ir Be Richard In Forc...

      Dogs babl . —* S y ir be Richard in force Mayne from the ' s brutal adjournment decree of of Parliament June , 2868 till , Will the pro end - of November . Horses— . Much greater trouble than they are worth . Powder— . More of it than ever this year . Very trying to husbands . House reduced Tax - . — . As the season will be a dull one , dinner-parties may be

      Income-Tax . —A dreadful tax to make ends meet . 352 Dressmakers ? ami \ Same « in A - - l 868 - Children . ) Wives . —Same as in the Year of the World 1 .

      I Mr. Dunup On The Season.

      i MR . DUNUP ON THE SEASON .

      1 —————I I That Christ Is Mas To Say By ...

      1 —————i I That Christ is mas to say by , when any other spent name in Whitecross would sound street as sweet ! , —

      The Moral Influences Of The Season.

      THE MORAL INFLUENCES OF THE SEASON .

      That The Line Dividing Virtue From Vice ...

      That the line dividing virtue from vice is very finel That y drawn the wicked indeed . have biheads and a little supply clothing of gas , , and and wast that e the a vast g good deal wear of time far poor . too cul That minates the in hi a g being hest type who dresses of human like excellence a vulgar snob , hits people when they are niiu not looking , rushes iiuura about auvsui in short the itii ^ metropolis uicuuj ^ uii ^ with c a * young y \ j \ . iii i ^

      woman evening dress , taking apartpurpose ments and of joining hanging in abou old and t shop silly practical doors for jokes the . that That murder ferocity of the is the most natural atrocious basis descri of mirth ption , and , if committed when the victim is either a member of the police force or a baby , is not only leg That itimate Master , but delightful Tommy would . like to try all this were he not afraid of going without his pudding .

      Tomahawk's Prophecy For 1869.—-Part 2.

      TOMAHAWK'S PROPHECY FOR 1869 . — -Part 2 .

      By Gazing In The Heavens July. It May Be...

      By gazing in the heavens July . it may be gathered that about this time there will appear in the bri mornings htness . This very large lobe of lobe fire of will fire cause of great the gg

      Christian by name , and weather Christian to by b nat e exceedingly ure , may expect sultry to . see A his Prmce name , in Emperor print this of the month French in the will Cou be rt threatened Circular . with On . the great 14 th danger , the hat . If His the umbrella Majesty is until a wise the 30 man th . he Peop will le born never on leave the 1 the 5 th of Tuilerie this month s without should an beware of throwing themselves from the top of St . Paul's Cathedral . The The Mctgmtm Maermtm Bonum Bonum escapes escaoes August fro from m the the . cclutches lutches of of Capricornus Catricornus * and and

      falls of white throug li ght will sky appear light into this the mo house nth in of the Saturn evenings . A . la It rge will plate , be will situated cause in the the houses sky , and of will London be very to much throw larger shadows than on the the pavement stars , and . will The overcome Emperor him of Russia to a certain will find degree an enemy by treating this month his secret in Poland and unac , but - pink knowledged -striped eyes ill-will will with find di a gnified great difficulty silence . in Peop living le this with month purp . The and hours Emperor of t of wo China and four must on baware the morning of swallowing of the 19 boiling th of this lead month between . the

      Christmas Weights {Very Heavy)— .Plum-Pu...

      Christmas Weights { very heavy )— . Plum-puddings and Annuals . shareholders The Real . Metropolitan " Extension . "—The patience of the The way to throw cold water on the efforts of true burlesque . — Force it to call in the Can * can »

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 2, 1869, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/attw_02011869/page/13/