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    • LETTER FROM THE DOG-STAR.
    • PLOM-PUDDING. P PREPARED BY JULES.
    • HOW TO MAKE A WILL. BY . A CRUSTY OLD BA...
    • CHRIST MAS FARE FOR EUROPEAN COURTS.
    • TERMS FOR 1869.: }
    • CONNUBIAL CONUNDRUMS;
    • TOMAHAWK'S PROPHECY FOR 1869.
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      The Tomahawk Almanack.

      THE TOMAHAWK ALMANACK .

      Letter From The Dog-Star.

      LETTER FROM THE DOG-STAR .

      To"Sir Richard Mayne, So Miserable Far O...

      To"Sir Richard Mayne , so Miserable far offI have Man not , — had I suppose on you flatter all this yourself last that , because but I have lam . y I ou cannot have , say been that guilty I have , because been my eye surprised I know you of at what the brutal your year degraded conduct ; of race which are your capable myrmidons . I have carrying seen your out cowardl their master y cruelty ' s ini to quitous dogs ; commands I have watched ; and cies I shan , that ' t forget dogs hav it . e Yo no souls think , b , ut in t k comm hey in have o cho n — wit and h all f after remonstrance your death wretched their souls

      spe' the run cruelties up to this which star , they where have they suffer ar ed , and their rus o brethren ate still against suffering , on earth below . It ' s all very well of you men to make offensive and ribald verses such as' * Let For d ' tis ogs their delig nature ht to bark to . " and bite , peace cour It se is , all with not is thei one gentleness r another nature , to . and bite But kindliness — the they crimes learn of heart that which from , at you man east and , . in Here our ch as inter all is - have they shall perpetrated , some time against or oth our e noble r , be fitl race y punished are kno wn * I here am Sinus —and , , th trust e Dog me - ,

      star , and when Sirius rages , yota know what you year men , suffer it shal . l The be heat greater -was in great the in ensuing London year last . b Sirius rutal myrmidons shall rage , to clad some as th purpose ey are , , thanks and you to lated your extraordinary to increase a thousand wisdom , f in old garments the tortures calcu of - souls heat , shall of the fall hundreds before nay of scorching dogs whom wrath you . have The

      m ampl urdered y . I , give shall you be fair rev warning enge ^ ' , and jpipug that h it is mosjb ex * tr if e y ou will unlikel , you may that ; I u anjj yn depkfpus ^^^ pt b enoug y it . * h |? ut to g ive hen you that rei chance commences of escapjl let ' But the next Police summer beh war ave e ' ! k ept I have my gn fierc been est kind heat to ; for you other till ^ now less . fa I - voured lands , but for the future youand your rible warred troop vengeance of against ruffians the of shall the dogs rag , learn when ing what you it feel is ^ the to have ter-Sirius .

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      Plom-Pudding. P Prepared By Jules.

      PLOM . PUDDING . P PREPARED BY JULES .

      It Is Christmas, And You Shall Require T...

      It is Christmas , and you shall require the reci bre pe a . It them is this to little : Take bits two and boule ut - them dogues into , and a long large poll tub . ( i ) Then four bottles into the of , le tub yamaica p mix well gingerre with a - truffles be three ire ( 2 , ) o . brandi of Add real -ball to Scocsh this , peckles nine -martnlaide , and pounds two , of with quart red raisins rosbif of the , ¦ Lor Maire's veritable ttirtle-soope ( 3 ) . Then take

      one the choppere small m and ince , chop and till as it one is chops all chopped there must into be added leetle bits be of le bra ' oil ised y , before inoffin t a meeslertoo slow fire , , and twelf served -caake > in and pie le -plates gin . ( 4 Then ) with let hot it por all - terre * bierre . C ? est excellent !

      It Is Christmas, And You Shall Require T...

      ( ( 3 1 ) ) Sold Vou can in cups tfet this at le at Matwlon the \ istinfjs - ' ouse . . ( ( 4 a ) ) T The hat fyre is why . it depot it Is called in a little le street iiiince « in plo l * . iimhiiSfuJ ' ^; 3 | 3 jtS > \

      How To Make A Will. By . A Crusty Old Ba...

      HOW TO MAKE A WILL . BY A CRUSTY OLD BACHELOR . r

      First Method. Hospital To Twen ; T To Y ...

      First Method . Hospital To twen ; t to y expectants them add ' friends every third adopt nephew six orphans . Gently from stir the with Foundling a reversionary interest to your cousins' grandchildren , and leave to settle . Second Method . then Take take twelve a codicil nieces and , and leave four to a intimate moderatel friends y useful ; divide chari the ty . m equally j Third Method . omit Seize attestation a godchild , and , mak it is e done a will . in its favour , and let its mother see it ;

      Christ Mas Fare For European Courts.

      CHRIST MAS FARE FOR EUROPEAN COURTS .

      For ,, Berlin St. Petersburg .—Strasbour...

      For ,, Berlin St . Petersburg . —Strasbourg . —rRoley patties -Pole . -yJpudding . , , Italy Rome . ^ . — — The Italian Pope cream 's eye . . . : : , „ , Madrid Copenhagen London . . — — Jugged Palace . —Wedding cake heir ( ( to the cake the Crystal throne . ) . ) . ¦ \ ; ' \ : , , Vien Paris na . — .- G — erman Hungarian sausage w- , A serv -ines e . ¦ : _ . ' ;' ¦ ' with X " -rifles . } : ; „ „ Constantinople Athens . —Ra-haat .- — -la Greek -kpum bitter . ^ . ? ... 7 . /¦

      Terms For 1869.: }

      TERMS FOR 1869 .: }

      Bill Easter Of The Play Terms , Id . . —...

      Bill Easter of the Play Terms , id . . —Apples , id . Oranges , id . Ginger-beer , 2 d . Midsummer Terms . —Strawberries and Cream , is . 6 d . All Michaelmas others a farthing , TiE | a tMS dozen . —Good . Geese for the Table from 5 s . a-. piece .

      Connubial Conundrums;

      CONNUBIAL CONUNDRUMS ;

      What Does A Husband's Promise About Givi...

      What does a husband ' s promise about giving f 1 & p Wh tobacco y , in smoke end in ? ! What does a drunken husband ' s thirst end in ? Why , in bier ! crime If your does wife she cause ' * kills to you be with erpetrated laughing ? , " what

      p If Why , mans refuse 'laughter wife !' boxes for the you your any opera wife ? , in what condition do you find boxes "" and Why , in tiers "!

      Tomahawk's Prophecy For 1869.

      TOMAHAWK ' S PROPHECY FOR 1869 .

      Bad Time For Colds J Anuary . A Prince ....

      Bad time for colds J anuary . A Prince . of the Blood i . {/ w t Royal he e may way will expect of sneeze Leo , in very this the month fine fourth cro . house p As of Mars turnips of Mercury getsin , and , an earthquake in Timbuctoo . The Emperor Napoleon February will . have reason to the a dread t th part e this sid of e m o a f onth German Virgo . Scorpio , meaning Prince tumbles , Christian great over economy in Gemini nam on

      a and and nd all C Christia hristian people n born in in nature nature about . . this The The tim Czar Czar e on of of a Russia Russia Tues , - . day vitriol , will . find great danger in drinking oil of March .

      to force himself into the Aquarius third house interferes , and Napoleon with Capncornus ponders , and over tries his fate will . be This fraug will ht with be danger an unluck to Sir y month Robert for Carden the Thames and summer Tunnel cabbages ; it also . Napoleon must beware of this April month . , as his star gets nearer to the the Sun than usual of ; Venus and as I Leo am falls afraid out that of his a German own circle Prince , and Christian gets into in this name company time and blosing Christian a fourpenny in , nature bit , will . be put to some annoyance , about

      y May . ¦ . ¦ ' ; ' . ' . '; ' . - v .- - . : ¦ : '¦ Sagittarius starts for the Milky Whey viA Neptune and Uranus , a journey born on which a Thursday causes must great beware anxiety of to treading the "Emperor upon Napoleon poisonous . serpents People 1 this month . - June .

      house very A waggish German with Rara , about Prince Avh , this y Christian while time Capricomus . by Per name / mm and Persona removes Christian gets elsewhere into by nature . the These same , is changes Empress d of enote Austria that may there be will expected be rain to mak some e a time pun abou this t year the . 15 th The of this month .

      U " Ijflt ¦ Jjylf &U Ovmy Amongst Ono Th...

      U Ijflt ¦ jjylf & U ovmy amongst ono that thieves takos . in his noighbour is a Good Samaritau , one need not fear

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 2, 1869, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/attw_02011869/page/2/