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    • PERFIDE ALBION.
    • A WORD WITH OUR CRITICS.
    • MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.
    • CHARADE.
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      October 5 , 1867.J The Tomahawk. 229

      October 5 , 1867 . J THE TOMAHAWK . 229

      Perfide Albion.

      PERFIDE ALBION .

      Abyssinian The Following Expedition May ...

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      A Word With Our Critics.

      A WORD WITH OUR CRITICS .

      World It Is . No We Use Are Disguising R...

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      Rhyme And Reason. " ' Here Gainst 'S Gen...

      RHYME AND REASON . " ' Here Gainst ' s genius which , lesser " says li Bismarck ghts shed , their " an illumination lustre in vain , ! " " We So true ' ve determined , " says Napoleon to cut , it " all that off to at stop the conflagration Main . " ,

      Military Intelligence.

      MILITARY INTELLIGENCE .

      General Muddle Has Been Despatching Four...

      General Muddle has been despatching four artillery officers to Constantinople to buy up mules , and the only mules to be bought are not to submit fit for any use teresting but the animals knacker to 's . the It has eficial been , ec how ts ev of er , proposed Turkish Bath , and there is every prospect of a satisfactory result before the i winter nterLor of ' 68 A . ustr In alia the , in meanwhile search of , the a large long- tailed taff has porcu been pine s , e which nt into is th to e be found in herds in ¦ ¦** that «* <* Jfc WM mf country and these intelligent creatures will

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      Charade.

      CHARADE .

      " Laura, My Dear, How Ill You Look !" Th...

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      Answer To The Last Double Acrostic. T To...

      ANSWER TO THE LAST DOUBLE ACROSTIC . T Tom M ( Christ Church , Oxford . ) R Richelieu U A Abner R 1 ) Dodd I > ( Dr f— (» . Doddhung mm for forgery . )

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      Deal An Of Irrepressible Miscellaneous B...

      deal An of Irrepressible miscellaneous business Alderman to attend . —The to Lord and Mayor it is therefore must have not a to good be wondered at that he cannot discharge , his , magisterial duties unaided ; but we object to Sir Robert Carden being the Alderman nine times out was of ten once selected a Lord to Mayor supply himself the Lord , but Mayor he then ' s p disp lace layed . Sir a Robert power of Carden mismums adminislration ( as they of used the to law call at Sir once Robert startling in those and days uni ) que is now . Lord a stale Carda joke - , will and not although bear repetition he may have . been a very good one once upon a time he

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 5, 1867, page 229, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/king-y1kbzq92ze2720/page/9/