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    • BLESS YOUR HEART, IT WAS THE WHITEBAIT.
    • THE MANIA CS COLUMN S ' or, PUZZLES FOR LUNATICS!
    • ANSWERS TO THE PUZZLES IN OUR LAST.
    • ANSWERS TO PUZZLES IN NO, 63. ¦ »
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      Chapter Ii.—-Private Dubbs.-—Our First M...

      the ever War , it will Office be . my We duty will to muster report this in half affai -an r to -hour the ' s authorities time , if you at please The , at the mention mess table of the . " War And Office with this filled he stalked soul with off . alarm . very my laid What myself hadn ' op t I en done to being ! Arrested shot by my a file superior of soldiers officer , according ! Perhaps to had the Articles hot been of actuall War . y M arrested y only . hope My was face the must fact have that reveale Cockloft d

      my " emotion I ' m sorry : yer for told Dubb me s said to arrest , 'im , as I think it will get yer into " Don trouble 't do , " it and , " I he exclaimed followed . Cockloft with hurried steps . disobey " Oh , my I must superior , " said h ' he officer , " because not for yer h ' ever told so me much to . . " I wouldn ' t " " Make Not for it half a sovereign a soverei , " gn rep ? lied " Dubbs , stopping short , " and JU I will TTJ > 1 A XAVS do anything UillV bJ-ll-Llg * . I knows HbllV TI W it 1 W ' tf s wrong » W * V ^**^ to «»^* disob Wfc »»*»^ w ~ ey r ^ rj yer j , but — I . ' ve w

      got a wife and a starving family !" lan I ation paid the he became money and reconciled rejoined to Cockloft meand . we After reached a long the exp " Princess Royal" without further adventure , . When we got to the in rep door ly to of a the question tavern about we were the met supper by a , surl answered y-looking us in man the , who followi But ng stop startling ! perhaps words I had better keepthe account of the evermemorable laugh when you supper have until heard next all about week . it ! Ha 1 ha ! Won't you ( To be continued . )

      48 The To Ma Ha Wk. [August I, 1868.

      48 THE TO MA HA WK . [ August i , 1868 .

      Bless Your Heart, It Was The Whitebait.

      BLESS YOUR HEART , IT WAS THE WHITEBAIT .

      A Dialogue. Scene.—On The Balcony Of The...

      A DIALOGUE . Scene . —On the balcony of the Trafalgar Hotel , Greenwich . Time . —After dinner , how Rt , . rather Hon . disagrees B D with . — me Cap —like ital wh Glashtone ybait , Sir , eh John ? . Some-Like Sir the John dinner P Deuced . —Good good again dinner —like Landlord Glashtone most —very liberal good . !

      . . Rt . Hon . B D . —Landlord Liberal—wish ? Lib'ral Conshervative or 'Shervative Lib ' ral ? Confoun' it i ! I never can Sir take John more P than . — spoonful It ' s not of the wh whitebait ybait . , Premier , it ' s th' inclemensh Rt . Hon y of . B weather D . . —Like Glashtone again—finds th' inclemenshy l / ICim '' llOUjr getting ££ l * LLl . Ug too t-W hot UUI . for lUi him iJUilii . .

      Rt Mudlark . Hon . ( below B ) , — D Chuck . — us Good hout boy a ' apenny . Recognishesh , guv ' nor . his him Polit , ' by cal Jove Guv * nor ! Goo . ( ' Throws shot that a , s eh ixpence , Sir J ohn at the ? Mudlark . ) Hit Sir John P . —Cap ' al shot . Confounded Pallsher couldn ' t aim better . shot shot Rt . . Pallsher Pallsher Hon . . . B Sh Shnlendid plendid D fellow fellow . —Who . . ' Name Name s Pallsher sheems sheems ? Oh to to , shill shill comical your your ,.

      heart Sir , of John shteel P , eh , Sir . —Hate John ? gunners and gun makers . They know I know nothing about it . look Rt as . Hon if you . B knew D all about . —That it . You don ' t aint signif funny y . Do thish ash evening I do- . Anshon Wish Bernaloshborne to get a rise out was of here Sec- to Secretary make one of laug war . h , or Maysher tive Sir curiosity J , ohn . P Quite . — enoug Confound h to Major go into Anshon the midst and of his a nesht inquisi of

      hornets at Shoeburynesh , without —— . Rt love . Hon me . B Sir John D . . —Come , Shir John . No shop ! An ' you Mudlark , ( who has climbed to the top of a boafs mast and is overlooking the banqueting tooin ) . —Aint yer got another tizzy among down Got I shall Rt to . . Hon shy yer the Like , ish . guv top B Glashtone e ' nor at of D I < 1 ft e or pole again . bottle — . Enterprishing . Eh or Go ! shumsing away By Jove little boy , or he that other Glashtone ' sh , Sir shlipping John , or .

      you , , . laces Mudlark with . —/ for aint a bit ^ ad . no dinner , guv ' nor . I'd like to change p Sir John you P . —Both of you at the mast-head . you Rt were . Hon in . th B ' Admiralty D . , — Sir Been John a . dowful ( Throws comp ice liment at the Mu when d-

      A Dialogue. Scene.—On The Balcony Of The...

      with lark . a ) That ' sh what ! your friend Pallsher would call a shill shot Mudlark vengeance . —I'll send a bobby to you if yer don't ' a done . Come Rt . , Hon I say . , B just muzzle D up . — a Quite bit ; two right can , little play Glashtone at that game ; we . Thasht do it every not Parliamentarary evening . Shy . shtones but no mud , you know . " between Sir John us P . —Go away little boy , or it will be war

      lick MuDLARK the -lot , . . « - yer i -Vy 'd yer come aint down in a ' ere fit . state for war , you aint . I'd Jush Rt . like Hon Glashtone . B — D Glashtone { retiring all over with ! Sir John P- —) . — Scene closes .

      The Mania Cs Column S ' Or, Puzzles For Lunatics!

      THE MANIA CS COLUMN S ' or , PUZZLES FOR LUNATICS !

      1. A When Nd Is Roguery Caught Its For E...

      1 . A When nd is roguery caught its for elf others few p makes eople care a trap a rap , : Such rascals are the dramatist ' s delight , And Of all Shak his p esp lays ear no e show finer s one one than in a p that retty plight . Of which the title means but " tit-for-tat . "

      2 . And My first the is Queen a language of its talkers few English as much can knows speak of , Greek ; And My second one which ' s an no animal sportsman not wild considers or tame true , game ; M And y second when joined at plenty with of my shops first you your may own buy cook , will supply . 'Tis not in the least like the name that it

      bears—What What ' it tis is called , man , with only nature God has in the making power it to shares create , ; Like most of the good things that cover his plate . 3-M My y whole first is in a sp large irit , gardens my second often a fruit has , root .

      Answers To The Puzzles In Our Last.

      ANSWERS TO THE PUZZLES IN OUR LAST .

      Answers I. Tempest Have . 2 Been . Westm...

      Answers I . Tempest have . 2 been . Westmoreland received from . 3 Jack . Liverpool Solved . It , Renyarf , Two Excelsior Puss Ch £ qu Cats ' a-dit , W - A oui . Yorkshire McD Une . -pi Alderman yanne Tike -les ( W - Number gambes . H . M . - ) en , 80 J -1 . ' air Linda R . & Moor Co Princess . , , John Baker The Cockles ' s Bills Owl , , Regent Grove ( Mi Folkestone ght , C street Two hildren , ) , , Enterprising P A , ythiakara vepicr Sweet , fa as , < Four /> A « e w mit igs Rose Stockings , zee X , . A Y 2 . . t W 6 Z S ( . x , . / , j cal . R ik Mad yberg ps and , Sine Whilk , , Annie Two Macula , Two , Tinkers ( Tooting , North Soda of ) , A Three Dulwich Stray Duffer Buzwings , A Muzzled , Howard Cat , M S . p C indlelilljack , Tower Mixture , The Binfield , Old Brum Road , Wonders Shrimps to , H . J . Sound T ., Rolfe of Trumpets , Emily F T . Hollowell HLWinton , Ginger Muzzled Wine and but

      not Mosquito Oiuiuip Puzzled a UJ , Gulnare > Lilt C . kjuuuu R , , R Galatea ., Cholic x , uiuj Palmetbo , Two i ^ io , , Herefordshire jl , . . Greywater A A . . J _ i . . vv , Hogs lll Anti LUIl , , , - A Teapot 1 VJ Precocious . UZZ 1 . CU , 2 . PUT l / t , Don Ruby 't ' Know Ghost , , Poppy Still , Dublin Snooks , Sau and erkraut Co ., , G A , M . . Le S . ( ( Ed Middle gbaston Temp ) , Cat le ) s , S Sciocco crip , W , Veau . Burbridge , B . C . , H Blarney . L ., Samuel , W . H . E ( . Hackney Thomas ) , , J . F . verruckter Dexter , "Dixon Kerl , Lucie Rose Ealer J . Wrigh , Frank t ( Rotherham Stafford , ) Agnes , Arthu r ' s Pet Nat , , Wh A y Darlingt Not Give on Lunatic Better , A Tuesday Morning Maniac , and Easy . ,

      Answers To Puzzles In No, 63. ¦ »

      ANSWERS TO PUZZLES IN NO , 63 . ¦ »

      Zingara Answers * Chsqu Have 'A-Dit Been...

      Zingara Answers * ChSqu have ' a-dit been -oui received Une-piyanne from -les Poppy -gambes , Grassp -en-rair lot & , Co ., Monta Merry , Ilawksley Orange Cream , A Jay Flummery and No , Jay R . , L Ed 'Mesurier ward and and Blanch Walter Macleane Woodford , , Alexis Uncle , Charles May , Old Peter Bru , Dropsical , W . J . M Walking ., Rolfe , -stick Bill B , uck A ' Peppere s Old Sli d pper Muffin , The , Mable Nells of Taverner the Ni , ght The , Ynnaf Savage Nesuhlla , A Newcastle , W . McD Swell ., The , and Maldon A Band of Brothers 'l , W . T . .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 1, 1868, page 48, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_01081868/page/10/