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    42 THE TOM AH A W.K. [August 1, 1863.

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    THINKING EVIL.

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    as Everybody "the French has fiour heard...

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    ANOTHER POEM BY MILTON.

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    gentleman four The -wheel following , ca...

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    WANDERING MAHOMETANS.

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    on The the times French has Exhibitio ce...

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    42 The Tom Ah A W.K. [August 1, 1863.

    42 THE TOM AH A W . K . [ August 1 , 1863 .

    Thinking Evil.

    THINKING EVIL .

    As Everybody "The French Has Fiour Heard...

    as Everybody " the French has fiour heard conserver of a certain la dev morale otee of hi essed gh art , who a lot , heard of stat ues in e doing longcloth say , s of the and tc calico General . Has Assembl everybod ^ y of the y , however up Presby- , terian for nasty Church -niceness " in gives Ireland them ? Possibl a sort of not claim ; but on the eir attention capacity of all who are interested in hootindown this sort of snobb

    in whatever shape it happens to crop g up . ery tion It appears after havi that nta th k e Irish imme Commissioners nse ains with of the N ational evision Educa of their - school , books , have g yet managed to fall foul' of the " General A the sse object mbly ions " in qu which estion have . Space been would taken by w this asted pure in r - ecap minded itulating body

    tion to vario of u the s wo Com rks , missioners passages , a . nd Their lines published worthhow under ever the m sanc be - estimated from the fact that the expressio , n "By , Jove ! " is denounced as a " profane exclamation / ' while " Yarrow " is conschools demned will on the m plea that them " learn advanced love pupils soon of the nat h io and nal extensively , enoug any h , " without , such , a stimulus songs ^ It enoug will be , seen

    that out a , at sorry this old rate r , eprobate our old frien d o Dr ve . Blair most himself as dang would erous in turn an infant school as Don Juan , or one of Mbns . Sardou ' s comedies .. their appr Doubtless oach earthl the y exercise e inexhaustible power . Yet of a eve as n resbyt nearly the well eria , as n of Gen nasty co e m ra - l nice atibl Ass e refine em wi bl th y - m everything ents may el have se , run suffered dry in from consequence , the recent . The droug geniu ht , and s of , like the

    gentle pose that men ev w e rybod thin y k else wicked , school children pernic especially ious things , ar , and e equall sup y - prone to fly at the naughty and disreputable side of everything , fatal may and p to therefore ick their up a pre hint have stige or , come two so f let rom to them a sudde w by " ¦ suppressions all n halt means . - This take * ' which would courage are be here most confidently subjoined : — ( i . ) ' ' All hall , Macbeth S "—Addressed by the witches to

    gr M Macbeth eeting acbeth , , , such to to be be as altered altered " How to to do some some you do less less ? " D p " erniciou erniciou Good morning s s form form of of , " all & c , its & c associations . " All hail" of suggesting drunkenness the , public debauchery -house , , vice with , ( 2 . ) Atmt theft , Jemima and murder ' s Little . Fables for Little Children . —TYie utterly story entitled expunged " The . Young Wolf and its Dam » to be

    ( 3 . ) The Pilgrim ' s Progress . —The man with the muck-ra £ e libertine to be cut thoug out hts , on suggested account b of y the the title naug of hty his , wi imp cked le- , ment being . far Giant too comp Pope li also mentary to be . greatly reduced , his size ( 4 . ) Geograp and in the hy to meantime be subject the to river a searching Dee to " be invest ignored igation on , account of the connection of the celebrated medical

    man of that name with the — : — . of Bo the 2 ilogne disgraceful to be conduct the capital of Paris of France over in the consequence apple . Several unmentionable Dutch towns to be cut in half .

    All seas , especially inland ones , to ' be referred to as tendencies little as possible . The Ural , on ov account Ooral Mountains of •" their to ep be iscopalian ignored on account of their intimate connection with a refrain of And a very a good Bacchanalian deal more character to the same , & c effect , & c , . ! & c . twaddle terian Seriousl . General as y this , wh Assembl y ? does not y rise some up and sober denounce merhber such of disreputable the Presby-

    Another Poem By Milton.

    ANOTHER POEM BY MILTON .

    Gentleman Four The -Wheel Following , Ca...

    gentleman four The -wheel following , cab who which says poem that took has he him been discovered to forwarded the station it inside t ° after us the by dinner lining a learned . of It a was written on the fly-leaf of a " Bradshaw ' s Guide , " dated but 16— decline something to offer or an other opinion . We concerning have read the their verses merits ourselves as we , prefer to allow our readers to come to their own conclusions ,

    Gentleman Four The -Wheel Following , Ca...

    anent the following the views , arguments of our esteemed in proof correspondent of its authenticity . He : ' — advances - ( 1 . ) The he of anti says Milton quity , could .. of never the vehi have cle been in which eleaneel he found since it the , which days , ( 2 . ) That Milton the driver . ' s name was J ohn , and might have been ( 3 . ) That Milton knew Grreek . ( ( 4 5 . ) ) The That initials if he didn or ' rather t , he ought two-thirds to have of . . them . are decidedl

    ., , y ( 6 . ) That Milton Milton '? . ( was May in not the W Long . be short Parliament for " writt , and en therefore by . ? " ) knew weath what er . it was , to be kept in London ' during .. " ' the hot ( 7 . ) If Miltori did not write ^ it , he should like to kndw who did ? - ODE TO THE COUNTRY .

    Who From would London not in fl Jul y- . y , Where uriderneath a coppery sky , " Like cntst of pie , We miserable mortals bafce and fry ,

    y OroroTOt t 'Otototoi ? can at , but at at faintl , sih 1 Fain would I y g ¦ , " . But as they ooze from out my sun cry - ; bleared eye , -.. That The dusty Rachel tear can -drops Nor concoct drug shrivel , or nor up wealth dye and can dry buy J . . ,

    Can save my scorched face , from looking like , a Guy ! Ot /* € , ol fxt , ¦ '¦ " . ¦¦ Beside the iodine How -distilling gladly sea would ! - I be ' Or ' neath suburban tree Smoke solitary pipes and sip the fragrant tea .

    Or At at further , at Mt , hie With artificial , fly , To blubbering rills Unconscious and sneezing of their streams savoury , and destiny try The timid trout to take , and teach them how to fry I Tl Tlrl rl : ; ¦ -.

    Oh why ? Should business tie , . Or duties . Parliamentary , Or , worse than- . all Upon , that whose hag Society altars victims , , once so spry , Wh Gro y w should moist and these Tl limp keep rl , then us here steam in , , hot perspire captivity , and ? die j , ;

    But Tvirr stay 6 jA * , oh . stay ! ' And duns , dense ¦ ¦ ' ¦ Oh Are dunces nay there , ! clamouring oh not nay all ! the at weekl delay y bills ? to pay ? E But I , ' en to pack duns appease my themselves carpet them , -bag will to , M no and argate longer fly - from wind stay town , their to way -day ; . . W . J . M .

    Wandering Mahometans.

    WANDERING MAHOMETANS .

    On The The Times French Has Exhibitio Ce...

    on The the times French has Exhibitio certainl n y of done 1867 something amongst its to upset many influences the sentiit mental would theory appear that , to judge there is from no p the lace recent like home proceedings . At all of events many time of the last Royal year personages to visit Paris who , quitted that , in their their kingdoms august for opinions the first , if several there are localities no places infinitely precisel more y like attractive their native . These lands migrations there are of Europe 44 Royalty but have have not 0 even been 0 + extended confined themselves to the potentates to w ** the **^^ conservative *^ of ^^** Western ^ # *

    . ** ^^ ^^*^ ** v ^ ^^ » ^ m v «* wv >**« v «* ^••^••• t ^^« . v w <»« v m w ^* monarchs vf 9 , of the East . The Viceroy of Egypt ^ is already en rumoured route to Ems that and the Sultan the German contemp watering lates a -p trip laces to , and the it South is even of been France voted . A absurd few years impossibilities ago such . fact Now s and that rumours the ice would has been have

• Citation
  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 1, 1868, page 42, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_01081868/page/4/