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    • A REZORMEZ> WAY OF TREATING A GUEST.
    • ANOTHER EYE-SORE.
    • A DEFENCE OF DYEING.
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      3 Tub Tomahawk. ' " [7^*^ 2,1869. _

      3 TUB TOMAHAWK . ' " [ 7 ^*^ 2 , 1869 . _

      A Rezormez> Way Of Treating A Guest.

      A REZORMEZ > WAY OF TREATING A GUEST .

      Cerned We Imagined The Force Of That Fol...

      cerned We imagined the force of that foll , as coul far d as no the further Reform . League But when was men conh care set ave limits to a , special cultivate to their talent it on powers for every y making possible of development themselves occasion go ridiculou in , it that is nev s line , er safe . take Mr to . selves Edmond . Considering Beales and , his as a discip matter les of have course just , surpassed that the them royal - , however J official . i V / TV ^»* V V , and warm VV Cil- social 111 , and MtlAVA reception wide YT iVtV the * , was » » Reform »»«» extended w quite ^» - | wm . ^ vv insufficient -. to . » — - »» Mr —— _ v . ¦— Reverdy - — - ™ —¦ unless — — — - — -r Johnson —¦ he —— vr was ¦ * * 4 Hr ,

      entertained asked him to likewise dinner— by tickets , 4 s . 6 d League . ; and , Mr some . Edmond of its members Beales , M . A . —notM . P . tobe in the chair . The United States' Minister is invitation in a private most . affable It life is some not and always amiable of us an know easy gentleman , matter to our , to and refuse sorrow he accepted one . , Having as even the it arranged was a matters very doubtful so far , point the worthy whether hosts Mr then . Reverd discovered y Johnson that really America America deserved , th they ev said said the , , comp had had led led liment them them paid to to believe believe him . Recent mat that ne he news nad had given given from

      more satisfaction , to the gentlemen of England than to the rowdies made to of check New these York qu and alms Washington of conscience . A by polite introducing attempt a was resolution observations to the now effect th that at Mr they . Johnson arose too had late , been and that invited all such to a 4 attempt s . 6 d . banquet was , made , and in had vain . accepted It was , were decided out by of a order considerable . The majority United States that a ' Minister deputation and should inform be him formed that under to wait the upon circum the - j why stances instruct did wait did they his no upon £ hall really Mr - him porter . Reverdy could with to not do this Johnson so have ? exquisitel him kick to y them dinner well- out bred . , Whe or message at n least they ,

      Another Eye-Sore.

      ANOTHER EYE-SORE .

      Where Is He % Invented Where The Is The ...

      Where is he % invented Where the is the most Goth horrible , the Visi of unsi goth g , htly the Arch horrors -Apoll in thi n s city of s ! S ! viations London There , from must which form be already some , imag tee one inable ms surel with ? y atrocities who is responsible in all forms or de-I I new must semap be some hore head for the ( idiotic better ) of distraction some department of cabdrivers ( cretinized ; there ) , who is the JL l desi fc of this infernal attack P ^^ PJP" on public taste . Who

      is Have * it L ^^^ J ? ^ m P ^ Of — ^^^ jf course ^^ J ^ ^^^ seen j ^ j J _ gner ^^^^ ^^ ^ PL ^ the it ^^ ^^ 1 ^^^ v ^ L cul If T ^^ 4 pi ^ k pable •¦¦ V ^ v ^^ P ^ P have * ** ^ Ip" ^^ wretch P ^^ M ^^ r ^ V not P ^ V P ^ P ^^ W will ^ P ^ " ' ^* * H down ^ PJ . P PP never * <^ B B *^^ ^ BW to P ^ p ^ . P * be P ^ ^^ Westminst P ^ ^» g ^ . ^ P' ive " ^^ W ^^ PF n up ¦ ¦ ' . er —^ m * - ^^ r the and b there ottom you just of Parlia before ment you you arrive street where at the , go the Bridge four itself roads , meet in fact , at , eye will be sore on seeing an elongated lamp-postof the , com your - personage monest order in , his painted Sunday a bri best ght , and green rejoicing , like a in certain four arm amicable s of the about chopper the ¦ sty absolute Ml le daubed f % ¦ •¦ hideosity ph v « a glaring mf of 4 fc the Afllr red whole , so as invention ppipfcp »( to wpbj make pbip . no doubt

      tomime \ , ^ 1 , _ f There "*^ ^ V V v * , — ^ v and it ** ' ** look t J no ^^ ^ » doubt s ^ ppf as » pfe if _ ^ ^— p a ^ it _ p * wmr policeman ^ had » J ^ ^^ r bee ^ ar n put 9 stands W ^ *• ^ B » p up " ^ p" « at for ^ P > v ^ the p > ^^ a Christmas ^ P ^ foot . A pr ^ v pi , and wh pan en - any tall member of Parliament passes , turns a key which brings headp down one iece . of the red arms with crushing effect on the passerby ' s Perhaps it is tlie invention of an M . P ., who has had it put up in at his imitation own Jfc * p expense » of his *¦>•• -p —< w favourite pp » , and wp ^ p ^ amuses orator ¦¦• mnr himself in the ivi * i ^ with Ho ^^ tr use working ^ of Commons ¦¦ ^ its *^ ar *^ ms . —

      * epv f * p * Perhaps aaa ^* w . —_ " ^» ** ^^ it ^^ is pk » onl y put ^» up a V * ^ p * on ^^ trial v ^^ *» ^ ^* , >^ paid * ^^ * w out m ^^ mm of m ^ p - ^^ ^ the ^ pl ' ^^ ^ pocket — «» ppi ^^ _ v of eventually the inventors pass and on waiting it . for the verdict which the public must thing Perhaps is , and —but there it it is useless likely to to stay surmise , as . well There as we the can horrible judge from It «^^ ^ V is * V the *** ¦ possible ^^ ^^^ gross »»¦ w ^ v ~^ ^^ r ~— ^^ v art so ¦ ™ ^ - metimes ^ abortions ' ^ - ^^~ w ^ ^ r v - ^ m r ^ " ^^ r *^ V to ^~ ^^ F which swallow ^^^ * w ^ r ^ " ^^ ^ . ^ adorn V V bad f *^ r ^^^^ ^ f ^ our taste ^^ ^^ " ^ r ^^ ^ capital ^ ^ HF when v ^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ . ^^ the ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ r ^ inten ^^ ^^ ^^ ^* ^^~ ^^ ^**

      -finger tion is -post likely be to of produce any service a good whatever result . ? But can this unsightly than Will all that this polic automaton eman , as heretofore can do ? , do everything , and more cause Does a red the police arm works suppose and that down cabs i in n a a h socket urry w ? pull up beinsane By the idea shades of Sir of Richard the up Mohicans Mayne ' s ! . we believe it to be another

      Where Is He % Invented Where The Is The ...

      muzzles Sir Richard . The hoops has been of our obli infants ged to have give eluded up his his pet ridiculous notion of view gras one p is it , so passed may he be sets , every looked up corner a hobby at ( for will more it have must absurd its be scarecrow remembered from any ) than p , oint that any of if tried yet , and the only word in its favour to be said is that it have will give never m as embers yet been of the occupied police to force any purpose something what to ever do . who After this , if Sir Richard Mayne sends us a communiqud ^ he will mistak , perhap en philanthr s , give opy up , offends the nam art e of without the offender advancing who utility , from . a

      A Defence Of Dyeing.

      A DEFENCE OF DYEING .

      Things Dear Of Mr My . Sex Tomahawk , An...

      things Dear Mr my . Tomahawk , and have , — so You uniformly have said abstained so many from obliging those your gross opportunity contemporaries attacks upon your us column , that which I cannot of periodicall urging think something y you disfigure will in deny defence several me the of of a practice which , I freely own , is at present largely cultivated by I do , — not I allude pretend to the , dear present Mr fashion . Tomahawk of dyeing , to . be a great scholar stocking ; . and To this tell at the least plain I may truth honestl I am y not say— fond I am of reading no blue

      not thoug arrive h when at that I am bli half ssful asleep state , by or , want the ordinary to go to means sleep , , and I rath can - , like being read to . My younger brother Fred , who is the bestnatured a wag , is creature nearly always in the world ready , though oblige some me peop in this le say particular a bit of ; for delig he hted is desi to be gned able for to the practise Church elocutio , and says n . that Hence he , is he only amuses too me of , them VP and 4 M himself he rfhb assures too ttt Vl , by me reading the finest all sorts co ir mpositions of things aloud in the —some Ian lit

      ficent guage ^^ F «¦ ^ V manner ; and , ^^^ p often ^* V long * W w ^^^ he ^ after ^^ ^ mmm goes ^ , ^ r I , w have ^^ w o n declaiming b ^«^ ecome - ^ v HV v ^^ »* v too * a » £ v ^^ in w ^ drowsy w ^ ^« v the ^^ ^^ mw ^ most ^ m ^ to —^ m ^ be rmm magni ^ ^ mr alive ^— I . v - to comprehend anything , except I have hi become s full stops acquainted . Thus with , as numerous you will readil scraps y volumes of I have literature several in which of times the they highest h are eard to order the be found , fa witho mous . ut I Mr ever may . Bellew taking add , too read up , that the in fa Westbourne miliarity with grove the , and treasures have thereby of our still language further . improved Perhaps I

      g sp iven elling ht to to . say reading Fred just , however , this I am much , naturall is great more in j that that partic line as I ; u am larl and not as stro he myself ng say s if that a lett the er hon were our to of be the sent famil you y bristling would suff with er in such your blunders estimation as I resources should be sure to fill kindl it with cons , ented were I to thrown play th on e m pa y rt own of VVkAMiW amanuensis ** » -fc ^* »•»¦ , — pw . —

      this It has is just to do possible with a that Defence you are of p D uzzled yeing . to But understand you will what see in all a mome course nt familiar that it with has the got particular everything mode to do of with argume it . nt You for which are of I believe me , being there only is a a fin woma e logical n , to name describ , but e as which the arg you um must ent based pertions upon . ackno Fred w says ledged it a is uthorities a most leg , or itimate in other method words , of upon reas quota oning - , in and appropriately pulpit . Now points , I prop out o that se , dear it is Mr the . method Tomahawk most find , in to favour found

      my mv quai ously D D nte made efenc efenc d in e e the to of of it manner Dyeing Dyeing in the literature I on on have the the already allusions allusions with which described which which I have to I I find you becom , . so so These copi copi e ac -- - which allusion of a the re m ind to eed commence so numerou . But s that take I re that ally saying am at which a loss Fred with tells though me it is figure attributed s in more ori tha ginall n o y ne to of an our Athenian best Eng philosopher lish authors , . I refer to the apophthegm , " Call no man happy till he dyes . " ¦ Fred 2 , Vr Vt says jJt ;^ . y ^ that biJifcww in tlA the v ** iw lia Greek ^ p- ** - » ^ ent . v ^ f •*¦¦ and *^ the »»»^ i * Roman * word . v >>^* r . y . * . . »•*« <**» languages i > mipi * ik mhi embrac H |»| «« wi , ¦ just ¦•» # w d as bpwwp both * in - »••

      sexes our ow and n Ac signifi ts of e P ar wom m , as well as ma " n , and " that the e better and full , er meaning of the phrase would be , " Call no woman happy Men dye till , I sh am e dyes perfectly . " This aware seems j for to over me and reasonable above the enough fact . th didl little at my money dear own Mr , does go . Bellew dfather so , is renders , it from not the wh Manfred om I expect who !— says to — inherit how splen some - y " Old man J 'tis not so passage difficult to dye . "

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 2, 1869, page 2, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_02011869/page/2/