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    • TIED TO THE GUN7 (See Cartoon.)
    • MILITAR Y REFORM.
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      Things Dear Of Mr My . Sex Tomahawk , An...

      . — u you t I see confes , I am s young young people myself , inte Mr r . Tomahawk me more — than and th old erefore ones dyes I prefer , " and to to read tak the e it warning in conjunction as , " Call with no another woman happy Greek till saying she — author again of Fred Manfred is my has authority made into — a which verse— the 1 am same sure illustrious you knowit" Whom the Gods - lov - e — dye — * young 4 u * , was said of yore * . "

      that If Lord it be B objected is that not I usuall have been esteemed quoting a model from of pagans Christian , and piety , I will yron appeal to other liter y ary authorities of unblemished orthodoxy sion 1 ) J Wh . What y , precisel says y the the sai same nted thing Wordsworth as Byron in — his " Excur" The good dye first . " his Or take " Ode Keats to . a You Nightingale are well . '' acquainted How does , I have one no of do its ubt closing , with stanzas commence ?—

      " Methinks that now it would be sweet to dye . " There you have it . " Sweet to dye . " Why of course it is . Ask mean anybod au y thority who has . In tried what it . professes Alexander to Pope be a , parap again hrase , is surel from the no great Stuart Mill good , I am Emperor informed Marcus , asserts Aurelius to have , whom been one Mr . of John the most — — spotless x — of mankind , Pope j . exclaims , /—

      " Oh ! the pain—the bliss—of dyeing ! " it It ; but a little when painful you do at , bliss first , no is the doubt only , till word you that get accustome expresses the to which sensation , as it I hav confers e already . In his exp famous lained , may " Essay be taken on Man equall , " likewise y as an , p " hilosop Essay hic on Woman Bolingbroke , " and over presided whose . Pope composition goes so Fred far as says to the declarelive and dis all have to do

      " To ye we . " I know Shakespeare makes one of his characters exclaim , — " Aye , but to dye , and go we know not where !" would and distressing I am solve perfectl . the According doubt y aware therein to that them exp two , p ressed eop old le maiden who in a way ye aunts , go exceeding to of a mine very ly bad Dye , p and lace go indeed —into . the But very that best is their society bigotry . I am . M quite y answer sure such is , — is 1 . O the luv ^ real icrxi . fact Ittk / i . . it not that afraid of and

      amanuensis Were , I could I multi am ply my justificatory tiring you quotations my amiable by the my score case : but ; or I if think I have you not will , remember be of op this inion , as that a crowning I have proved argument—for it is an assertion I have heard put forward over and over Thanking again , and you never for your contradicted courtesy — in " lending ive must me all your dye columns once . " , I am , dear Mr . Tomahawk , Your truly obliged , Lvdia Lazyboots .

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      Tied To The Gun7 (See Cartoon.)

      TIED TO THE GUN 7 ( See Cartoon . )

      Bound Fair Peace To The Awaits Cannon Th...

      Bound Fair Peace to the awaits cannon the ' s ope fatal n m sign outh , Which And drowns kindles War blood ' s devouring her flam beni e , . sway gn Di A plomatists nd see your can gentle ye stand mistre by ss die ? Ye Or carpet hide knights heads the with knot sh untie ame , for . your aye

      Militar Y Reform.

      MILITAR Y REFORM .

      Refor The M At New Onc Premier E, And In...

      Refor The m at new onc Premier e , and in has real taken earnest up , the and , subject if what of eve Military rybody uphill says is course true , he he has got und to run m . the first starting what a terribly

      Refor The M At New Onc Premier E, And In...

      If the sole object of the late Ministry was so to complicate matters ceivable of amount Army of Administration embarrassment as to to cause their successors the largest they conhave have achieve succeeded d in to an other extent direction that surpasses . any success , they random The reckless of the functions manner any in of which the new the Controller late Premier -in-Chief spoke , con at - tradicting tlCL ' -tH ^ l . l . l . l . g in JLli . an CJ . ll ill lii- ^ - * considered Jil 3 I . < jl . CJ . C « J : word WUiU y ^ boast UUdOl in LLL of his J . 11 which O manifesto UiailllCOlU he the H at 1 U

      the deliberate head , but decision still worse of the the Treasury exaggerated Board importance , which was he attached to the appointment—which is of importance merely to the tioning extent it of in the the mischief speech from it is capable the Throne of producing , have fettered by men the - action It is without of the new precedent Secretary since of the State Revolution for War of most 1688 seriousl for any y . measure measure direct reference of of Arm Armv y to Administration Administration be made in , and and the it it Royal is is felt felt at at Speech Pall Pall Mall Mall to that that any

      the has mention suited the of late this Premier subject to from represent , the Throne to his indicates Royal Mistress that it that a Controller the Royal -in- Prerogative Chiefand is it involved is to be in feared the new that appointment the of - tation secured has ove been r Army to Administration the , effect that in this Pali new Mall arrangement the same represen direct has influence Executive of at the the Horse Crown Guards as is . already exercised over Army And in this view some of our contemporaries have already to hazarded na / jai the uv ^ u . the fri . J . v Of ~ conjecture v fi ^ uuj ^ has utuiv been ^ that 1 . 1 . 1 . 0 , 1 . the tti ^ appointment o . ^ j jj \ jlxlkls . k ^ \ ul of \ jj- xtj Mr . l * . Card v ^ ci i u-vv wel til l

      supporter War of the . ce Royal Prerog m ^ ative de with over the the object democratic of obtaining tenden a - long cies the of Mr discussion . Gladstone in a , certain and great levee has -room been over the a certain anxiety arch and - way oppose near Mr Whitehall . G ., and , to as suppor to whether t Prerogative Mr . C . is against strong " enoug Populari h to - zation . " value Minister The and public of expediency War will is grievousl therefore of the y new easil fettered y contro understand in l his system judgment , that and as the as to easil new the y can they understand that the lished tactician lV who

      V <»» HAX ^ Jf UllUV . lSI . aUU LLJ . CT . C Llit accomp aUV . V / lll [ J 1131 iV . U i . « X <_ . L . l < Xll WUU now UUW acts abo as e what Controller the post -in- confers Chief , thoug , is not h holdi likely ng to " an abate official one jot rank of his far preiensions pendence and , cr freedom of his extravagant from all civil demands check , when for absolute he finds inde him - - self the subject of Royal solicitude in . a speech from the Throne , manifesto and the groundwork . of a glorification paragraph in a Premier ' s And A . LjLJLVJ , so dU the UHW figh llgllb t in J . LJ . Pall JL . CL 1 X J Mall . TJ-C 4 . J . X waxes W aA and \ . ^ civil hot JL & VS I , control and C 4 . LXU furious 1 UJ . 1 UUO the —the LiXU

      between fight between the Armed Military Force independence and the House of Commons — . Luckily fight for us . But is a for fight all that words it involves and of Reports as momentous , not of an swords issue as many guns What a ruder the issue conflict will has , be done who in can years foresee gone ? by . Distinguished talent port of , hi the gh Court social are position all ranged , influential on one side partizan ; on , and the oilier the sup side - is merely the people ^ represented , it is to be feared , by only lukewarm iuu extent ^ vvai clear . 111 . advocates cvuv and uv > c constitutional ( . v ^* 9 , ^ by isj me axlwh n with vv views jliij . good ^ yuu but intentions xiit ^ iitiv / iia , and cu-i . * . ! . to iu auiug some to

      believe that it cannot be required of , them men to banish quite themselves willing from the Court good and society to the , and Royal to take Chief up of an the attitude Army on of a opposition point which to so is so divided doubtful , and , on in wh w ich hich " public they may opinion flatter " is themselves represented that to be a " trial Such of . wavering the new counsel scheme s " find can no do favour < c no very in gre our at eyes harm . . C " ' est le premier pas qiti co-Ate—and we desire to lift our voice , weak as th it IV may 44 . & CVJf be WW , } to bW will war VVUlil n , the klAV new Ai the > -I » ** Ministers J . XXXM . ^ 3 WV 4 . for < O that V ** tfct * whichever VlliiWliWVVi party X t h wins at TV 1 U if

      the e day Military now powers keep succeed victory in throwing a off long the season check , — of civil c control onvulsion they te will ars maintain it violently the supremacy m them , and until consigns some popular to cont empt obsolete the " me and n of effete the peop claim le , " of who unalterable , while rightl ri hts disregarding in Church mattersabandoned the rights of the people to check g and control the Armed , Force maintained in the midst of them . If the successful " Horse Guards under ' the Plot new , " as administration it has been significantl in Pall Mall y termed , the day , is will that m one ost such assuredl victory y co was me when worse to their victors cause will have than a hundred confess defeats .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 2, 1869, page 3, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_02011869/page/3/