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158 THE TOM AHA WK. {October 2, 1869.
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TOMAHA WK ABROAD.
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The Red Indian, the Child of Nature, the...
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A DEPARTED SAINT.
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besid Another es the Irish of the Church...
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158 The Tom Aha Wk. {October 2, 1869.
158 THE TOM AHA WK . { October 2 , 1869 .
Tomaha Wk Abroad.
TOMAHA WK ABROAD .
The Red Indian, The Child Of Nature, The...
The Red Indian , the Child of Nature , the middle-aged Inmisbehaved fant of the Boundless himself ! Prairie Rejoice of , ye London who have the him nearl , an y -empty do not , has y his the precious weekly tr words ibute of but twopence to revile ; him be exceeding and to laug glad h h , i ye m to who scorn buy Alas ! alas ! alas ! Tomahawk has been in a chronic state of with intoxication the King for of the the last Bel three gians days ? has ! he Has not he partaken not " liqu of ore strong d up }> larg waters Li € ge ing ( of Yes the ry , of strong heart a verity and waters has an invasion ) with , and all the of the the result pocket rank has and most been beauty painful an en of - to his much feelings for a preface understanding . ! By the this lat time e fites nearl held y all in the Bel London ium . papers Some have have been commented full of praise upon of the Volunteers ; others g of admiration for the brave Beiges ; but all without exception have sung the song of Peace . We has have been been described told how our ampl hosts y by have the entertained amiable penny us— - th a- e liner banquet who The " does illu " the minations " spasmodic have descri been ptive more " for or less the Dail humorousl y Detonator de- . moral scribed has by th remained at literary — " weathercock Non Intervention — 'the . Times " Let . the But still Bel y g , ians the hi pipe p ! unto hip ! us " , and and we we will will cheer dance ; let ; let them them feed give us , and the we " hi will p ! will eat ; turn let them our back ask us upon to save them them and their from troubles destruction 1 Happy , and— na we - tion Oen of -hearted Englishmen le , who of Britons know their who have own interest learned , oh oh so well char- ppeop , , ming Tomahawk ly , where respects to draw ye the with li an ne admiration between feasting too intense and— for fighting words of Alas breath ! that or type I should either have ! to admit it—the Child of the Prairies has been a little imprudent ! Yes , everywhere has he been acknowledged the British Lion as the representative on this occasion of that ( onl very y let " me canny trust " ) brute the shown British hi Lion mself , throug to , be little , the better medium than an ass repr I esentatives , has The It came Rep in resentative this way : of — the British Lion ( otherwise , the Child a gold up of nd in the ) , martial very looking Prai long rie array as , sword alias much ( wh myself c lik ould at e was a ) make soldier was not walking as silver a w very hen in thro white his h ug e m uniform et shirt Lieg a - e collar brave , was got Beige . , ing " , Hi in p ! laudatory hip ! hip ! " ne said of voice the brave , Vive Bei les ge — g subsequentl lais / y addof the Volunt Repres eer entativ Order e of of Architecture British Lion . made a military salute " " Y Ung ou sp pooh iks the ! may French par grand ? " asked chose the , " B rep eige lied . the Lion , " Come and drink , Sare , " said the Beige . consu " Certainmong med in large wee quantities , " acquiesced . Perhaps the it Li may on ; be and as liquor well was ( for the sake of future historians ) to give the names of the " dr inks " met imbib at ed no on y the . Beige and the Lion at the various cafe ' s . They of At cha 1 o ' clock . they went to the Cafe" Veneticn , and drank deeply mpagne bibed At 2 larg o ' clock ely of they bitt marched er beer . to the Cafe' Sotnethingelse , and imand At assuaged 3 o ' clock their they th strolled irst with leis port urely wine to 9 the . Cafd de Thingambob , Club At , 4 and o ' clock parto th ok ey lolled Gin d 'JScosse a degage , otherwise manner whiskey to the . Literary served At 5 with o ' clock champagne they reeled and to Vienna the Athene beer * Roya in alternate l , were glasses they were . place During : — this entertainment the following conversation took lan Brave d is von Belge big country ( helping —ah British yes ! Lion to champagne ) . —Eng-British Brave Belge Lion ( ( with with admiration condescension ) . — )*— Oh * Wee yes , J ung You pooh are J officer , Sare—» is it not ?
The Red Indian, The Child Of Nature, The...
the Briti Brave sh Lion ige ) . ( — telling I am the a pardonable aide-de-camp lie to of gain the Lord the respect Mayor of ! Brave Belge ( with painful respect }— , Mon Dieu !—quel honneur ! . wee British —ung pooh Lion ! ( conscious of the effect he has produced )— . Ah Brave Belge ( with enthusiasm ) . —Sare , we drink the Loryour Maire , Queen is it not cum ? ( They over drtnk ere to . ) make You are us visit great Sa nation re ? — De will Lor not - Maire Queen ? m What not of you cou say rse , Sa , too re ? great honor— , but perhaps your British Lion . —I have not the smallest doubt but what she will . we Brave are broders Belge Ms ( trying it not ? to kiss the British Lion ) . —Ah , Sare , British Lion ( cordially ) - — . Yes—ung pooh ! No , I mean will yes , h noos elp our som friends frere , and ! , what ' s more , we ( with much meaning ) Sa Br re— aver is it Belge not ? If ( with the French great enthusiasm cum over , ) Sare . ^—Y — is it will not ? , To British a man , Si Lion r—you . —We understand would die —to to a a man man ! in your defence ! too Brave good ! Belge What shall ( with I d tears o ?—my in his eart eyes she )— . is Ah too , S full are . ' , ( you tries are to Jtiss the hem of British Lion ' s garment ) . now British take me Lion to your ( with banquets superb and condescension all that kinjl )*— . of Not thing at . all . And ave cheer Beige Les goes Anglais mad ^ with to the enthusiasm echo . ) , and the Belgian populace shake Let me the drop bells the of my jester motley ' s bawbl , the e music for a sounds moment full . of Even sadness as I . their I Cannot best laugh to please at these us in every poor good way , in kin the d-hearted trust of our people nelp doing and friendsh contemp ip lat ; e . the It Subject is cruel is to too deceive painful them for a generous I assert nature that we to the vision have solem deceived nl of y e the d of eclare the Bel them g that ian s . f we £ tes It have th is passes e cruel tinsel raised before to false raise th my , e hopes decoratio eyes false , . I hopes see Yes ns throug , , as and the h peop g le , putting faith in a hard-hearted nation of egotist , a poor sa community straw for deliverance of victims from , trust fire ing and blin the dly edge and of madl the sword to a ! rott , en - peop kindl Onl le y y was ; those how the vast who welcome was were the present accorded enthusiasm at to Li the £ exp ge Eng ended last lish we in b ek y thi singing kn o ho w m how the ely praises of our veritable " nation of shopkeepers . " It is not good old to laug spirit h at of their British dep courage lorable died mistake away —it when is not we generous left the . Danes The Tush to their ! it sickens e , and refused me to think to assist how them wedded in are their we dire to the necessity counter . and the scales . For the sake of the shop ' will sacrifice hon verily fathers our , and , died justic with to e , it everything everything I ! our We ancestors have " buri fought ed the for sword and our "preserve
A Departed Saint.
A DEPARTED SAINT .
Besid Another Es The Irish Of The Church...
besid Another es the Irish of the Church ecclesiastical may be institutions said to have of passed this country away . B to ishop harass Phillpotts the dead , at the articularl age of 92 the , has hol died dead . We : but do not it is wish impossible to read the , life p of the y great Bish y op Phillpottsand to back recall on his his app career earan , we e , without find the some most serious importan reflection t events . Looking , to have tyrannical turned on power disputes . When concerning first appointed the possession to the of See money of Exeter or of wh tongue at was and the pen privilege and all his for energ which ies this ? The good privilege man fought of helping with , hard the poor -working and , miserable half-fed curates ? of increasing under his the charge comforts ? of of spreading the many peace immorality and goodwill of his flock throughout ? No , none his diocese of these ? trivial of diminishing things roused the the whether right he reverend should be Bishop allowed ' s to generous retain the fire rectory , but the of Stanhope question , , , £ £ 4 3 , , 000 000 a a year year * , Pious together zeal with I He his thought bishop himself ric , \ vhich ill-used was when only the Whigs , whom he had opposed and abused all his lifelong—
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 2, 1869, page 158, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_02101869/page/10/
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