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    • THE CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENTS. BY OUR SPECIAL.
    • LOGOGRIPHE.
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      Zylla, Dec. 14, 1867. Before The Date At...

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      or ( i . ) persons Removing who a may sign render post themselves either for the liable purpose to prosecution of using . it as a other walking object -stick whatever , flag , . umbrella , may-pole , or with any ( 2 . ) Empty ing any ing other the public rich delicacy lamps , drinking with a view train to using , or abstract it as an - ( 3 . ) Dressing excellent in substitute sail-cloth , for rope butter , leather at breakfast straps , fog , or otherwise gnals or . other articles not considered additions to

      necessary a ( 4 . ) Eating gentleman gun-cotton ' s toilette . . ( 5 . ) Disposing recognised of large maps ) tracts , wives , of poor country relations ( not , alli desi gators gnated , con - rall nections y , in exchange by marriage for , and halfpence other , peoples postage ' property stamps , gene rum - , beads , back numbers of the Daily Telegraph , hair pins ,

      ( 6 . ) Wearing blacking blackins this r , , & & proclamation c c . , & & cc .. as a hat . get Bracer it put thinks nicely this into will Amharic be very . Our well interpreter received if says he can the onl only y . difficulty will be m translating some of the words—as the words instance " , gun are -cotton not to , " " be honesty found , " in " the hair Amharic -pins , " " gentleman Dictionary , , " you for see .

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      January 4, 1868] The Tomahawk. """ 3

      January 4 , 1868 ] THE TOMAHAWK . """ 3

      The Christmas Entertainments. By Our Special.

      THE CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENTS . BY OUR SPECIAL .

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      one My of very Staff Dear round Sir , the —If various you can theat ' t afford res to and send laces more of than ento tertainment det a ermination Public your at surfe to Christmas refuse ited with orders , owing the and mercenary no g doubt ive independent to praises your praiseworth p of criticisms a venial y ment & Colney c . — , you for Hatch the can finish than lain fact for this anything is better , that than I else am . more I I can feel fit at hopelessl the for a present lodg idiotic ing mo - ,

      dramatic Why ? Because , vocal , and I have mag assisted ical performance , according given to orders in the , y Metro every - . polis Boxing on Boxing Day , indeed Day . ! What with bolting from one establishjogg ment ing to , a a nd nother general , and squeezing the concomitant which was corn required -crushing to effect , elbow an - and exit , over I was again invited . I mi ght have fists ¦ been , by boxing indignant to this sightseers moment , over had

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      Logogriphe.

      LOGOGRIPHE .

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  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 4, 1868, page 3, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04011868/page/3/