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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 4th January 1868, Edition 1 of 1, Page 9, THE VERY CIVIL LIST.

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    • THE "WORKING MAN"—HIS SENTIMENTS.
    • THE VERY CIVIL LIST.
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      January 4, 1868.3 The Tomahawk. G _

      January 1868 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . g _

      The "Working Man"—His Sentiments.

      THE " WORKING MAN "—HIS SENTIMENTS .

      " One Man Is As Good As Another, And—Bet...

      " One man is as good as another , and—better !" ORATOR STUBBINGS ON " MAGNER CHTARTER . " werry I ' ve glad got to a bit ' of good ' ow I news ' ve a for mission yer bloated to larn yer ones a ! few You lessons 'll te . too The proud Union to ' let behaved yer be'ind werry the ' andsome scenes of . my Yer private see ( and life I ) , ain yer ' t jump see , I repeat a " conclusion , work fc ' a . s " been ( oh werry I can x ^«***& a > slack write »•»>»* of long late word . Stop s enough XX ; don £ 't

      repeat I I don *• ¥ ¦* ' . t V take **> By ^^ work N ^ in x *>«** the * yer fc ^ X ^^ Telegraph » musn ^^^** ' t , . think » . for I »• nothink mean a > x . ^^ " ) *^ manual , " conclusion X ^ X- ^ - *» J " labour ^* V ^«^ , " — A I not a bit on it . No ; by " work " I mean odd jobs , such as blowing such like up kind of this of things , or shooting ; but law throug bless h the yer , ' ever since that , that and little humbugging piece of commission rattening , or was a tasty ' , bit yer of ' ardl blasting y can , for get lov a nice e or ' for as money loyed . Well me to , the ive " Union W * . stuck **» kMVAV " ' - behaved ones a ' andsome few lectures , and

      on Well CArO the emp V * , anything & " prostrat AX / I V \ A 4 A & e for V forms VV a g change X " of peelers you J X ^ —smashing is werry up *^ } - » p winders * - ** leasant . » . ¦<*** , J LV M emp and ^ - VV loyment jump AWVIU ing 1 X ^* J . » , but Mind perhaps I only says lecturing perhaps may , be 'Owsomever considered , ' ere more I am h'intellectual a lecturing . barrownite of you , and of I say me . , if I scorn ' s leased all titles with and my turns exertions , make nose a at filthy lucre ; nevertheless , I says , if , ' re pleased up my with my exertions , make a barrownite business of me . wants You to say know s " why too ? much "

      stops Yer I says , " ins mind by to a yer say calling own something out of — " more yer Yah , J" when I repeats I werry , I quickl scorn . y " titles " make and a barrownite I turns up my of me nose —that at filth ' s what y lucre you —but do ; still you I make says a barrownite of me ! " And now a word to you , Mr . * Editor . If yer ain't fond of getting yer breakfast J arf a , brick just chucke remember d at in yer future ' ead to while call me yer Orator a ' aving —till of

      they makes a barrownite of me . «^ Now then ! stitution Do any of of yer yer country bloated ? - Not on . es a know bit of any it . think I knew about yer the didn con ' - t a afore lot about I asked things you . that Law is bless bloated you , but ' re so yer hignoran knoivs nothink ! Yer knows about the bowing laws , and of yer a cri country nging . , and Yer a knows bobbing all . Yer about knows dancing all , about and a just the ^*** Much w " ketch *»^ inwitation * fc % be ^&* ' olden old x ^*^»* v of ^» to to m ui the y w *•** arm dance xx Sir * and * ,. »» but *<»¦ " just j with w «^«» foot x % ^ your \^ v this but " >^ Now ' % ^ M . ^^ polka L marm /^^ 4 is it , , " will V or ^ X your V yer V ^ L 4 X

      you " too much ' for you you to , get I me ' m werry a little ' 6 t gued water — and a asking sugar , ! with perings just . the ( Just least yer drop see ' ow in it well , " acquainted such like I am say with ings the and goings sim-1 make on of a Belgravier barrowtiite . Ah 0 / , me I can /) Yer be knows werry bloated about them when sorts I like— of things country , but , the what noblest d ' ye know gift of about man the , the greatest thinga bulwark my that of for yer a thou weren sand ' years t so precious ' as braved h'ignorant the battle , would likewise know the as storm ' ow ? I ' If

      yer alluded in the above poetical strain yer to—what ? Guess . The ve far Lord from Mayor it— ' try s Show again ? . Magner ! Plum Charter puddin ? ' ? That No ' , but it , ri yer ght ai n ' t are Charte . Magner r ? Nothink Charter . Of . Now course , what not . d ' ye Werry know well about then Magner , I ' m a going to tell you this week all about Magner Charter , Ain ' pleasant of me ! Now then !

      Ki 'Ave ng as any lived of nearly you bloated two ' undr -ones ed ever years ' eard ago of —and a certain ' as was Eng called lish another Roofus on chance account . I' of ll tell 'is bad yer ' a at little ? Not more you ab ! out Well him I'll . g ' Im ' r wa dog s , likewise or dog sta called rver . cur Now der yer Iea 7 knows i , which who is I the mean Lat ? in Not for you lean ! great Well , row I means with the King Barons John . . Now Well , yer this want ' ere ' King to kn ' ad a " what werry ' s you a baro —you n ? " are Well so , precious ' ave yer ever h'ignorant been tried ! W ell , burglary if yer ' ? been Not knows tried sometimes for as burg much a Baron lary about you . ' Now d the a come matter I ' opes afo as re I ' a do judge you myself ' . satisfied . Now Well a judge , , for I yer ' is said , King John he ' ad a row with 'is barons . I forgets what

      " One Man Is As Good As Another, And—Bet...

      the row was about , as the Telegraph ( from which I gets my it mi lish ght ' be istory about ) is some werry of beautiful its stories writing , but , I but know not as so J ow clear it was as little after friendl a row y that chat King with Joh 'is n Barons rode up . to Runimede for to ' ave a gents " Well , " ( , as " says the the Telegraph King , when would he say comes ) " Well up , to and the what "judicial may your " Well little Sire game , " says be this the morning Barons , " ?" we wants you to sign , this ere document "

      ^ A ^^ " ^^ W What »*» X ^^ X X «• ' . s that there document about ? " asks the King . greatest . " Why bulwark this ' ere of the document country , " , it answers is the noblest the Barons gift of , " man is the , it likewise is the thingamy the storm that . " for a thousand years ' as braved the battle , " " That Oh , that ' s what ' s what ' s its ' s about its about , " responded ? " said the the King Barons . . nasty . » Xt-V " <~> W Suppose J temper \ , ^» XJk * . h # W as that V & XWW ' ow King J . ^ fcX I *^^ can had XX VVV ' t . . * write , " says the King—he had a

      " Gammon " Stick yer ! " and mark they to likewise it , " says says the " Barons Spinach . ! They " also says of So Magner the King Charter sticks . his mark to it and that ' s ' ow we got ' And now yer bloated-ones I s ' pose as ' * ow yer wants to know what Charter is is Magne . I r say Charter Magner . Werry Charter well is , ' ere -. But goes law . bless Magner yer , to yer wants know always to kno what a wanting w Magner too much to Charter know ! Y somethink ah is now do or yer other % ! Well So yer then wants , ^ w

      The Very Civil List.

      THE VERY CIVIL LIST .

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      pleasure or , knowledge of years his fellow spent creatures , adding is just beg the inperhap ning to reap , by paral the ysis reward . Heleaves of his labours behind , him suddenly a widow is struck and children down , that but for liberal them fund he has from no anxiety which . the Is richest there nation not the in Civi the l world List , talent provides s well splendid employed annuities , and severe to the intellectual families of labour those have whom not emanci at the disposal pated from of the the First tyranny Minister of poverty of the ? Yes Queen , there of Eng indeed land , for shot fc such # a purpose in an hour an ann by ual some sum one very of our nearly as much formidabl as is e

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      published pensions , rewards in some , journals & c , purporting ; the public to be the has Civil been List deceived , has been for we publish now , for the first time , the real Civil List for , this year acknowledgment To : — the widow and of his thr val ee uable daughters discoveries of Dr in . Ja chemistry mes Tester , two , in - pence The a five week daughters ( between the of lot James ) . Primer , for his important services in the cause of educationsixpence a monthand a

      saveloy The seven once so a week ns of . the late Rev . , Henry Lingueron , account a of week the eminence ( less income of their -tax ) father . as a Chinese scholar , , fourpence To Mrs . Griselda Jones , in recognition of her late husband ' s highly a year -important and a din services ner at in the the Shades cause of ( fish sanitary and refo join rm t , , is 2 . s ) . 6 on d . Christmas day .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 4, 1868, page 9, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04011868/page/9/