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    • Kin-GLOVBISM.
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      1 The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sa...

      1 THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . " INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRyETERlT . "

      No. 48.] London, April 41868. [Price Two...

      No . 48 . ] LONDON , APRIL 41868 . [ Price Twopence . ,

      Kin-Glovbism.

      Kin-GLOVBISM .

      Call One Kid Of -Gloveism The Most ; Pre...

      call One Kid of -Gloveism the most ; prevalent that is the faults handling of this all matters age is what however we may ur- - gent and , a languid abuses , tolerance however which noxious serve , with but an to effeminat promote , e the delicacy mischief we would check , and increase the danger which we would remove young officer . We , who will illustrate was a very our great meaning dandy b , y was an sent anecdote , when . on A service in India , to a remote station . Among the necessaries which fitted he . clung One morning , was a compact as he was dressing shaving -case he saw most reflected elegantl y

      round his looking up , and - sure glass enough the unp , , leasan ght in t the form middle of a , snake of the . floor He turned was a hero fine full seized -grown a pair " cobra of . ivory " With glove admirable -stretchers presence , and cautiously of mind ad our - vanced and throwing towards him the out reptile of window with the . intention Fortunatel of y , p icking friend him of his up , of came affairs into , pushed the room the just owner at this of the moment glove , -stretchers and seeing away the , state and the seizing spatched —» r * — — v ^*~ — *™ ^ r the »™ the ^ s ^^ sword ^ " dand cobra ^^ ^^ w *^ which * » . ™ remonstrated " with * w ^ was w ^* one ^* aa ¦ hang ^^ blow * n ^ * ^^ ing with v « . up « Instead ^ aa him t ^ w against ^^^^^^ for v * ^ of ^* fc thanking w m the m . m _ v m . M . M . m wall . A , J . M . C ^ him - , ¦* - de f- * i T f- - ,

      a mess disgusted on the floor y , " maintaining that he should " making have got such on much the which most better many monstrous p " hilosop without evils hers such is of not violent the a bit present assistance more day ridiculous attempt . " The than to way treat the in attempt love-stretchers to pick . up a poisonous reptile with a pair of ivory combi energy great g Those crimes ning and ages the earnestness have most most all self distinguished been . - But characterised lacent when either assumption society b for y has a noble superabundant of succeeded virtue deeds with or in

      which the most it more indolent instinctivel and apathetic comp dreads self than -indulgence , or there earnestness is nothing its and existence justly too or , for its the pleasure presence y , which of such is the qualities energy same thing would . destroy ; the agg The mselves rieved amiable when upon " the votaries their sufferings notice of Fashion j of and their as " feel fellow for those themselves -creatures fellows seriously obtrude of the press and k who eep on go worrying and hun t n d worry grievan ing c about es , and the ferret same thing ab , u and ses , crying out ¦¦ that " something must be done m ^*^ " really they ought to

      taxes come J ^ ^^ % and un ^^ ^^ der ^ ^ rates ™ " ¦* the ^ , " and ^^ Nuisances ^* p « - ^ m subscribe ^ wtw * ^^ m JWfc <• Re v * v to w moval 9 ^ respectable ^^ ^*« b ^^ Act , , m . " - Tfc # ^ . " charities . Wh fc w w A y ^^ do T ^^ we V ^ but - C ^ a -Tr pay w to % " ^ r there get rid a of re all the this funds bother above about ninety the poor , and ? plenty Really , it ' s charming too , bad ; except dresses oysters in the ; shop asparag -windows us is , quite and cheap nothing , co nsidering s really very the dear time , e nd ye of ar ; bother and we j ' why e had can one ' t they horrid leave Refor things m Bill , alo which ne ? " caused This n is the ¦ ordinary - tone -mm of mind of «¦> the afdk classes they look at

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      Those who should remedy the evils and reform the abuses will only do nothing to increase ; or attempt the mischief to app . ly They such are ridiculous so afraid palliatives of soiling ' as to their accumulate kid-gloves till that fro they m a dare mole not -hill touch it becomes the dirt , but a mountain suffer it . Some of them have indeed a nostrum which they think will

      believes cure cure ev ever er that y v disease disease by reducing of of the the the State State franchise ; : the the Whi Whiff a pound g , , for for or two instance instance , and , keep , who who - bod cancer ing y their politic of own pauperism , families from . in These p office imple remind , they of political can us heal of the inequality every doctor sore to whose in the the system a compound of surgery fracture was it so was charming all the ly simp same le , ; " for put a sli a ght piece cut or of

      any diachl Kid subject - yon Gloveism plaister . Some always on fearful and has trust a revelation touching in Providence faith of the in . " the dark rosy depths view of of misery is forced , in upon which thousands sight of of these our fellow gentle -creatures philosophers are buried ; some , troublesome the the fire fire of of enthusiasm enthusiasm fellow or other , and and has has has lig managed manasred hted the torch to to fisrht fig of ht truth his his with way wav

      through Gloveist the is disconcerted thick fog of , . official He apathy so far and as neg to lect admit . Our that Kid it - reall day or y is two very he bad ' s " , sick and of something the whole goes oug thing ht to be ; those done stup ; then id news in a feel papers their exaggerate grievances things if these so . meddling The poor fellows people did would not kick never up such a row about them . Then the poor like dirt , and , being

      over always crowded some ; reason you can for ' t make leaving them things clean alone , & c , ; & and c . " our There Kid is - Gloveist , having perhaps gone so far as to subscribe five pounds his to attention a eyes Society again on of his to " own all some unpleasant personal fellows comforts who sights will , and . look bestows after his it all undivided , " shuts oppressors We do — not cru pretend elty is out to say fashion that , all at least the rich the more are cruel vigorous and A forms ^^ A A ^ ^ if of «^ * it rib 10 vw are ^ ^^ . p The ^ w ^ 4 » ^^ brutal W *^ ^ ^ v ^ 11 ^ mm selfishness ^ 0 *«» * m «* **** ^ i ^ m * wt ^ which w v «¦ *¦ ^ ^^ a « . preceded m ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ v w » and i— ^ ^ ™ » caused ^ v ^ v ^ v v ^ ^— ^ v —

      the not French unmixed Revolution with a kind is toneddown of finicking into benevolence an elegant which indifference bears , the same relation to true self-denial and earnest charity , as a there painter that , the but ' s dum sa not me my the horrors body does , much to will a living mark less the creature the soul revolution . We . The do not clothes which suppose are we believe certain it is approaching , that those , as who marked have no the conviction Reign of , no Terror , energy . , But no zealcannot expect to hold their own against those »» who ¦—¦ hav .- — — - ¦ e ¦

      m MV enthusiasm «« ost * , J ^** * solem ¦•• * * * * ^* * , n earnest ^^ ¦ lesson " ¦ * ^* >^ n ^^ ess of , and * history ^» rt » «•*««•* perseverance m ¦** » ay w ^ -m ¦ be I ' j ^ ^ - ^ « su on ¦» *¦ — m med their w —» ™^ ^^ side up - » . — — . The the - — - thoug absorb sentence hts ed , , " whose Reform a round hopes deferred of , trivial whose is p energ Revolution leasures ies , bear whose . " this Let hearts in those mind are whose , and all repair reflect , if they house can , they , that may if , they ere long refuse , be to crushed lend by a hand the ruins now . to

      Meet Smoke At Exeter .—The Hall Anti . -...

      meet SMOKE at Exeter . —The Hall Anti . -T It obacconists is said that have been having ladies their are usual connected with this movement . We all many sympathise young with them , pretty morning and don cheeks ' t cigars wish ; , but then by they any we means may opine get their to married see opinio them to ns with men will weeds who end love in in smoke their their .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 4, 1868, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04041868/page/1/