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    • WOMAN'S WORD-BOOK.
    • A TR UMP IJV AB YSSINIA.
    • SWEETS TO THE SWEET.
    • THE OMNIBUS BUSINESS.
    • CHELMSFORD C.
    • i UNDISTINGUISHED AMATEURS.
    • i VALENTINE AND ORSON.
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      April 4, 1868.] The Tomahawk. 137

      April 4 , 1868 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 137

      Woman's Word-Book.

      WOMAN'S WORD-BOOK .

      For The Use Of Our Young Friends. (Conti...

      FOR THE USE OF OUR YOUNG FRIENDS . ( continued . ) Corset possibl . —Venus e wi ' th s ho the usekeep least waist er , who . makes the chest go as far as Cradle moth . —A er . nutshell in which every boy appears a Colonel to his Cuirass . —Next to gold , the most attractive metal .

      Z ? am . —A word used on the Turf for a foal ' s mother—quite as Damages often — . -D , for issolving a fool ' views s mother in the -in-law Divorce . Court . Death Dear . — . — A The word true often Madame cheap Rachel at ^ any . price . Decay Deceit . ( — of Woman Teeth ) . — ' Rott plo en ma row . . Desk—The tomb which is continually opening to receive fresh

      . remains . Diamond . —The carbon which feeds a fire in every female , great—or small . Divorce driven ( Court to , after ) . —Th upsetting e surgery the a married family coa coup ch . le are sometimes Dowry Dress . — . — The The onl gi y habit frame whi which ch woman sets off is alvvays many thinking plain faces of .

      im-Dress proving -maker . . —The female Armstrong . Duck want . —A ed fond to mak term e some used sudden in foul plunge play . when a husband is Duty b . — e surprised What Eng at la from nd expects any woman from . every man , but would Dye . —Giving up the ghost of every other chance . { To be continued . )

      A Tr Ump Ijv Ab Yssinia.

      A TR UMP IJV AB YSSINIA .

      There Has Appeared A Shave In The Vienna...

      There has appeared a shave in the Vienna papers to the effect that Herr Schaeffer , Austrian Commissary at the Paris Abyssinia Exhibition , and last that year , has tr been ip has amusing proved himself a fall for with hims a elf t , ri inas p to - mu and ch made as h a e trumpeter has been of bagged Abyssinian by the Dragoons emissaries . Mr of . Schaeffer eodore , th was e shav Vice lAU e -Consul is M true for must Mte Austria find AJlJk & db some WVAA in London difference for some between time assisting , and * . M if

      HV UV W *»•*¦ W *^*« A ** V «^ AWX % «« W U ^ r ^* . M . J . M r We at ^ Bel hope gravia it n is not u , true an , and blowing that this ^ up *** his gentleman * ***^ trumpet *^ ^^ is in not Magdala ****** in the * *»^ y . returns Negus ' s , clutches and his . horn He will will , indeed however be , become exalted a if lion the Viennese when he trumpet report is has correct been . played But we upon fear . our credulity , —not Theodore ' s

      Sweets To The Sweet.

      SWEETS TO THE SWEET .

      Square Among Takes The' A Many Prominent...

      Square Among takes the' a many prominent monthly position musical . Certainl magazines y , it Hanover avoids " comic " ( save the mark ) , " songs " ( save the mark once again ) , mark and fig for the s sh third y of time common ) . This place being dance the case " music we " welcome ( save the it with word no about little a cordiality very pretty . We song refer by to Mr it . that James we may Molloy say called a few " Swinburne Kissing her . Now Hair , of " the course words we to are which all very hav pure e been , and written good , and by holy *« V » T , % but * - * * - * v it <• «• is *•* just I *«» W » possible w # -W » W *» w **^ # to *« VS over SJ V VJ . do VAV virtue V * A VUVI . A J . » . certain W \^* VvVlll

      periodical which " mad wags " call the Assineum and harmless idiots an article " an commenting authority on in no literary measured matters terms , " recentl upon y the published words of the song . Our readers have probably learn ' t by this time that and Mr . will Swinburne consequentl ' s poems y acquit find but us very of favouritism small favour when in our we sig say ht , th the at " Kissing -minded her . Hair The lines " will are be full considered of melod perfectl and y the pure music to is sweet pure and soft as the sky on a summer ' s y evening , immediately after a glorious sunset . —[ I like poetry , —Ed . Tom . ]

      The Omnibus Business.

      THE OMNIBUS BUSINESS .

      The London General Omnibus Company Does ...

      The London General Omnibus Company does not pay . Notwith nibu s ta es n , with ng their the ding underpaid iness , dirt conductors , and inconvenience , and the woe of - its begon om e - appearance of its horses , with their underpaid drivers , the company has been obliged to fall back upon its reserve fund to a a nd nd rape a a half half toge Der ther cent cent a .. dividend whil while ethe the shar shares the es uns mav atisfa be be c nicked tory icked rat un e o iin n f two the the per , N may pup

      market for less than , their nominal value . Thistooin the face of the enjoyment of an undisturbed monopol , y , of the omnib Parliamen us traffic t of a c of th le e Lo tr n don m streets bills , and of the the interminable rejection by delay Cross . in the There comp must oup letio be n of something the Metropolitan way wrong , Railway somewhere to Charing , when with *» *•»** all WJ . J . this Vl-U' - ' economy ^ V-VilV / iAtJ J , and « , 11 V 4 all U . i . 1 thes Ul ^ dV e « advantages C **_ l V C 4 .. LJ . bC 4 , £ > V * O , th 1 . 11 e ^ con UV / 11 V ce > V » rn 1 11

      yields no profit , and but barely covers its working expenses . It is a maxim of business people that money should never be spent h wh but ere it it is may evide b e saved a rule . As to which a rule the this London may be eneral true enoug , y manag Omnibus e these Company things ' s case better must in France be cited . as In an Paris exception , omnibusses . They are cheap and good—and they pay : in London , they are cheap di and rectors nasty try —and what they a little don ' t wholesome . Economy extravagance having faile will d , let effect the . are Theoreticall quite sure y , it ou may r advice be relied may be on fallacious . ; but practically , we

      Chelmsford C.

      CHELMSFORD C .

      Has Says Comp Dizzy Elled To Ch Me Elm T...

      Has Says comp Dizzy elled to Ch me elm to sford take , from " Thi your s new charge turn of the the Great wheel Seal . Don I'll make ' t be i you n a , rage with ! pleasure To extinguish , Grand Cross ur wrath of the , Bath . " Says Chelmsford to Dizzy , " You go to old Nick , Pooh For servi ! none ng a of friend r Baths such a or low shabby Cross trick es for me youyour ; If I can't be the C , I will not G . C . B . "

      I Undistinguished Amateurs.

      i UNDISTINGUISHED AMATEURS .

      It Is Not Often That We Laugh At Amateur...

      It is not often that we laugh at amateurs in a farce—except when ever , the the other farce evening is announced we were in the fairl bills y made as " t o trag roar ed with y . " merri How- - fi ment nndin at ner some s , " and ladies so heartil and y ge ntleme we enjoy calling their the " m qui selve ps , s " Ge nks - to and our oddities readers " ( to whatever tell them ^«/ that maymean the ladies ) , that and gentlemen is only a kindness in question faction , may whenever be seen with they the most consent perfect to safety , in not ublic to say . satis This

      -, may appear p little our paragra is ph not reads onl very a hatchet much like but a a puff i ? What and one if it cannot doesuse weapon a pipe without puffing y . We , promise p however pe , , when we do put something the Tomahaw better than k to smoke our . lips , that our puffs shall end in

      I Valentine And Orson.

      i VALENTINE AND ORSON .

      By The A Gloucestershire " Favourite Sta...

      by The a Gloucestershire " favourite stag farmer Valentine , has met , " that with was a far shot better the other fate than day was falls to a little the lot sarcasm of royal lurking favourites under generall the excuse y . We that suspect was offered there farmer to the " thoug huntsman ht poor " for " Valentine this piece " a of wild bucolic animal despatch j so . it pro The - bably was—wild with terror , and the agony of a despair which we experience are weak . We enoug hope h to it believe is true that even the a " Society favourite for " the brute Preven can - tion of this of humane Cruelty farmer to Animal and s to is intending forward him to a ascertain handsome the reward name . princi If the ples Society , it ought desire to to , do act no reall less y . consistently with its professed

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 4, 1868, page 137, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04041868/page/5/