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    • FIA T JUSTITIA /
    • POLICEMAN B UMBLE.
    • THE INEVITABLE!
    • SOOTHING SYRUP.
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      April 4, I868.] The Tomahawk. 141

      April 4 , i 868 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 141

      Fia T Justitia /

      FIA T JUSTITIA /

      As No Reasonable Man Need Plead Guilty T...

      As no reasonable man need plead guilty to a charge of reckwhat less speculation Mr . Disraeli when meant he haz by ards a " trul the y wildest liberal conjecture policy , " there s as to is amp horns le excuse and boldl for those y prej who udge , like the ourselves issue , of take the approaching bull by the Government strugg , le . However will have , by fully the declared time these , it is lines to be are hoped in print , without the any crisis crisis reserve , and and , so so the we we line may mav of policy be be altoge altoge it intends ther ther out out to follow in in our our in the reckoning reckoning present ..

      Rumour , has , as we know , during the past few days , said a great many one very naug notably hty things so . about It went poor so Mr far . Disraeli as to hint , and that among the them Irish Establishment was to be preserved at any cost , and by the dirtiest Christian expedients order of . the " day No , Popery and the " wholesal was again e forcing to be of the the and creed -a- of half half , was a to million be up of held peop as le into one the great face rneans of four of ensuring millions the h prosperity hf f- fc of Ireland fc bb in b ¦ generaland » the maintenance bb of i

      true all ^ p A ^ ^^ of Christianity >^ ^ us e — M ^ who V ^ r ^^ ^^ " ^^ know T ^ . ^ ^* in rffc ^ how particular ^^ *• v ™ ^^ Mr ^ r ^ ^ . <^ ^ m Disraeli ^ m ^ ! ^^ - ^^— If ^^ ^— this " , j would ^ be —^™ ^»^» true ^^ be ^^ - ^^ - — the ^^^™ and ^^ —^ ^ first ^ w , - ^ of ^ ^— ^ to m ^ v ^ course ^^ recoil - ^^ - ^ mw —r- ^ , from as this such , feel a it disgraceful is not , —if , scandalous this be true , , and we wicked beg to offer bit of a clap sugges -trap - ' turn tion that of mind may . be Let worth the something Irish nostrum , at least be , to tried peop over le of here a logical in to short Ireland , let the , mu same tatis justice mutandis be , measured then we should out to have Great — Britain ; as

      1 . —The Roman Catholic Church established by law . 2 . —A Roman England . Catholic priest in every village chufch in 3 . —Every funds Church to build of himsel England f his minister own chapel obliged in his to own find parish .

      4 And . —Oxford lastly— and Influential Cambrid meetings ge closed to held the the country other . side of things St . George as " ' a s sentimental Channel to grievance describe . " this state of It looks odd upon paper , all this , but it is precisely what is

      to Has be Mr bolstered . Disrael up i ever in thoug Ireland ht — what in the would nam happen e of Christianity in England . if Possibl such a not state . of Then things we could will tell by any him possibility . Six hours be established of it would bring Fortunatel on y such y , there a revolution is not the remotest as the country chance has of such not a yet thing seen in . upon Ireland our , and sympath perhap y s . for When that very a patient reason beast it has bears a greater its burthen claim like humane a patient man unloads beast , it him . only the brute who goads it . A

      Policeman B Umble.

      POLICEMAN B UMBLE .

      The Happy Channel Britons And Read Thank...

      the Happy Channel Britons and read thank pitying Heaven ly of for press liberty prosecutions of discussion across by practicall word and pen app , . lied But see this how happy the land freedom of ours of . the An press inspector may be in the himself Surrey and County four other Police subscribers is accustomed five to weekl receive , on ies behalf of the of Police Service Advertiser . His chief , sends for him y cop taxes him with ignomi A C » * * ^ rf ******* taking nious ^ "P % " ^ r in dismissal » i »* * this ^^ * * * * W journal ^ M % ¦•» • • . The <¦ " , and ™ ^* inspector ^ t-mm- requires w ™ - vr the ¦» w ¦» » sentence does - him ww —» ¦¦ - ^ •»¦ to resign ^ - ^ w resign — ^^ , , but ^^ , ^^ to that subse avoid ^^ ^^ he ^^

      -has quentl served y pleads in the for - a force reversion for ove of r twelve years , , without urging a single comp Bismarck laint having had bee dismissed n preferred him against was graciousl him . y The pleased County to he consent should to his degraded return to the rank Force , that , o he n three should conditions forego all : — future That the chance of prom uation otion , allowance and that . he This should humiliation forfeit all the claim honest on give policeman superann him a refused certificate , wher of eupo good n the char chief acter constable . And wbb so declined the matter to

      stands r- £ yg ^^ *** , the * uation vw ^ policeman ^ ^&* m % forfeited # * *^^ vw w ^ v ^ w being * and v ^ ^^ ^^ ^ his ousted ^ r * character «* v * * vw ^ from ^ ir «> v ^ blackened ^ emp »^ —— loyment - ^ ^ —• — ^^ for »— — ^ , — -w ^ the his ^ ^ r * ^ is crime nor superann th the at of there Home taking ^ is Secretary no in appeal a newspaper , can ; that revoke . neither The the worst the decision county feature of magistrates of this , petty case Bismarck . What nature of newspaper is the Police Service

      The Happy Channel Britons And Read Thank...

      Advertiser let of the the Forc Attorney e that . i ^ Is General it a thus seditious p take laced and it in ^ treasonabl the hand "Index . If e journal Expurgatorius less than ? Then this " , have what a ri Radical ght has chief chief prohibiting constable to the interfere Standard ? We to his shall subor next - the dinates Star , or . a Of H all igh miserable Tory chief little discharging tyrantsirresponsible his men for Bumble reading is the most cruel and most mean . ,

      The Inevitable!

      THE INEVITABLE !

      Lishment As The Collapse Of The Church O...

      lishment As the collapse of the Church of everything of Eng is land to in follow ^ Ireland upon , perhaps the disestab those - interested some sort of in programme any way in of the the movement order in which may be the catastrophes lad to have may pleasure be : — expected . We subjoin it , therefore , with much

      S Exp pread losion of Mormonism of Orangeism in Europe ! ! Admission Appearance of of an Jews Heretical to the Bishop Upper at Natal House ! ! Totteri Establishment ng of the of Monarch the Inquisition on his Throne at Battersea ( General ! ! ) !

      Fall Subjugation of the funds of Eng one land per ce y ? the zl . / Sandwich / / / / Islands ! Earth Spread quake of Music at South Halls Kensing I ton / Passing of the Catholic Emancipation Act ! !

      Engagement Decay Invasion of of Leicester Eng of the land Emperor by square the Chinese by Mr ! !! . E ! . T . Stnith / / / / Mr Immediat . Beales e Repeal crowned of Czar the Corn of all Laws the Russians ! at Bromfiton / Resignation of Mr . Cole !!!!! . !!!!

      Abolition of Church Rates ! A Massacre ppearance of Peiv of . another Openers Novel // by Messrs . Read and Boucicault !! Universal Mania !! Spread ^ Mr ^^^ r" m — ^ . Whalley ^ r ^ r ^ ^ r of « r w Ritualism v ^ b ^ v ^ r elected ^ ^ ^ v ^ p ^ r ^ P ^^ ^ ^ ^ r ^ / President with unlimited powers ! i !

      Two Lay of Italian the last Operas Lord Mayor London ! !!!! Triump Horrible h Massacre of Infidelity of Every ! body ! ! ] War declared with Everything !!!! and Actua Gladstone l risk of coming Mr . Dis in ! raeli ! ! J ! going out and Mr

      Soothing Syrup.

      SOOTHING SYRUP .

      Sistence The First Of The Lord Expelled ...

      sistence The First of the Lord expelled of the Lord Treasury Chancellor , sorrowfull in y declining hurt at the all per the - little compliments offered in the spirit of conciliationhas which draw of Chelmsford that n up transcend indi a , gnant list and of , gentleman presents y if which possible , which . , hopes the The he Grand to list purposes soothe comprises Cross the to amour of proffer many the prop Bath , items Lord re . waistcoat They include 3 : — Th 1 . e A representation Durham degree of Coventry in music ; 2 4 . A A sealskin patent

      for two cab the call stall London ; s ; 5 at . The . St . Dock George " s " ; ' in 8 s . Hal a A set Duch l ( of very quadrilles y of rare Par ) ; ma 7 ; . A 6 ; postage . tasting An . order stamp order for these marmalade " ( rare Elaine , gifts because , " of fail and which to extinct an touch onl autograp y ) ; 12 the 5 9 h . real imp of Dord lacable and Mr ' s . genuine B . nobleman g Webster inal sets drawing , exist with a pot . s of of If original grammar unamended , will be added . ,

      Marine Deities.—Gag And Maygag ! Abstrac...

      Marine Deities . —Gag and Maygag ! Abstract Justice . —Disendowing the Church . New Motto for Fenians . — " Krin ~ go-brag ! "

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 4, 1868, page 141, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04041868/page/9/