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    • PUNISHED FOR BEING PUNISHED.
    • UGL Y FIG URES.
    • A DISTINCTION WITH A DIFFERENCE.
    • WHERE ARE THE POLICE ?
    • BILL STICKERS BE WARE /
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      Gazette Pluto . Was Since Smoking Its Re...

      " Ho , Charon ! " shouted His Infernal Majesty , "bring your boat The , w y e passed are quite out read of si y ght for , and Hades Death . " waited once more at the gate leading from Li fe to the Grave I

      224 The Tomaha Wk . {June 4, 1870.

      224 THE TOMAHA WK . { June 4 , 1870 .

      Punished For Being Punished.

      PUNISHED FOR BEING PUNISHED .

      Cis A Ion Richmond Accordinto Mag W Istr...

      cis ion Richmond accordinto mag w istrate hich a militia has jus m t given absen an t interesting from traini dethroug , imprison g ment may be punished as a deserter . A young ng man last , year named ' s trainin Richardson g . He , denied was charge that he was ith b a ein deserter g absen , havin t from g bee prison would n sentenced ment verify . He story offered some by offence going to pay to , n the Coldbath ot s expenses pecified -fields , to of Prison a anyone year . ' s who The immagistrate , after some hesitation , convicted him as a deserter , and with har sentenced d labour him . Was to 40 th s ! ere fine ever , or two a more months just ' imprisonment and sapient magistrate . He expected this young man to have been ubiquinot tous— ? in Bu prison t there , and perhaps at drill this . worth Quite ri ght g e ca : n wh best y sh ould plain he . We sincerely trust some day to see him on the woolsack .

      Ugl Y Fig Ures.

      UGL Y FIG URES .

      ¦ ' The Told We Metropolis That Hear The...

      ¦ ' the told We Metropolis that hear the a streets good might deal are , w of wider ith Liverp advantag and ool better e as , fashion a model paved city itself that , after . We e hotels wh are ich j but reached degree are , more un , fortunat a us nd convenient from that el the even y for , that theatre L of iver cabs the p s , are and statistics better omnibuses that than , a those are ret , ur su iven in n pe London has rior da just i last n a ; } weekno fewer than city 258 ersons Mersey were char , ed at g the P olice Court , with being drunk , and p as of these onl g y 87 had money in j 1 their their possession last halfpennies , it must in drink be inferred . We that do not the mean remainder to say -spen that t ; j this a speciality is not in , and keep as ing such with deserves advancement to be noted and . progress Nor do ; we but mean it is i to infer that the sobriety of London is anything to boast about . j But we doubt much whether any city in England , or out of it , I » could cases in produce one day such . Next an enormous time Liverpool roll of builds " drunkenness anew dock " , p starts olice ' a new playhouse , or opens anew set of baths and washhouses , and j ! taunts it we is shall co us mp — be arativel as able is its to y . wont answer speaking —with that , a being city , ug of ly behindhan thrift and wicked compared d with as London with the times wh is at , , its ment asp , " iring notwithstanding North Country . rival appears to be , its " advance-

      A Distinction With A Difference.

      A DISTINCTION WITH A DIFFERENCE .

      I I Court A Young On Tuesda Woman Y Char...

      I I Court A YOUNG on Tuesda woman y charged was broug wit ht h try up ing at the to kill Worshi herself p street . It seemed Police i ; from herself the in evidence the of of a cabs policeman in order that to be she run had over . twice The thrown istrate fined her way £ iy but being unable to pay the money she mag was imputation sent to prison on for anyone a fortnight concerned . We in do the not transaction wish to cast —either the least the magistrate , the policeman , or the cabman—but we cannot help of thinking the young it just woman possible mig that ht not the " have wilful been attempt actuall " y on altogether the part ; cabman her own nearl doing y . run It over is an a uncontroverted foot passenger fact without that calling never - did them a 1 alone a " stoo to p blam id , " and e if declaring they had that chanced they would to have have been had killed themselves ; and it ' pet may theory have been into the that Police in this Court instance . At the all cabmen events , whatever carried their the dangerous circumstances precedent of this on particular the part case of may the mag have istrate been , to it have is a founded , that nearly being run over by a cab brings with it a carried week ' s out imprisonment in a short . time If the this cabmen new system would were have the thoroug streets hly pavements , , crossings and all , entirely to themselves . ,

      Settling Day.—Of Course, Ladies Only " M...

      Settling Day . —Of course , ladies only " make their book " for Wheeler gloves . — Kids who must then come can be from better weal to or rather settle for wealer them / , than See the joke ? Yes . Then laugh I , ,

      Where Are The Police ?

      WHERE ARE THE POLICE ?

      Fu K We Ind Llest We Should To Knowle Su...

      fu k ind llest We should to knowle suppose " poo not r d Fenians the f ind of Fenian o ur . l ' th c e o Consp I cons t e mp stated i irators racy raries is that a n bidd nd ex t their i ng p crus olice the hed police have out that , be or the purchases of ge guns are watched p and notedand doings that they ; are at son the to mercy ive the of word the detectives and have whenever the whole it band suits , arrested Colonel . Hender Hence - g siderate they are to " poor a wea Fenians k and s . i " ckl It is an Eng and lish so tradit we too ion endo to be rse con the - expression , but if the police y enemy are so , unerring and active in the lars purs and uit p ly and their . li suppression trade htest hours with impunity of of the Feniahism d in . th Surel , how very com it heart would es it th be L at advisa ondon burg - - , ble i f the police g were to employ ay some of th y eir super-abundant activity dulging in in look a moral ing after annihilation these mid of -day the Fenians brigands . , We instead say moral of inanni Fenianism hilation , for ri from fe and the showing ealthalt of h the authorities h it is stated themselves to be , thoroughly under surveillance . y The , policy oug of the Scotland-yard rather dignitar than ies shows lettin a o pr urselve eference s in fo r ot nd h u ring for the the ills e we xtent have of , which , let loose , g we cannot vouch . For our , part , we would hidd put a en political p to bur danger glary at afterwards anyrate , and . At discuss anyrate the , it question is trying to of yet peop to le b who e assured pay police that - the rates police to be forc robbed e is efficiency with impunity itself . , and

      Bill Stickers Be Ware /

      BILL STICKERS BE WARE /

      Kensington We Are Gl Museum Ad To See Is...

      Kensington We are gl Museum ad to see is tha not t it to has be allowed n deci to d resolve ed that itself the into South a w mere hich showroom an article " for lent London " to th tradesmen e Museum . was In advertised a recent case in , the in p actio apers n as seem fo r sale to , h ave been on view take at nand South we K believe ensington that , prompt within exh twen ibitor ty-four havi hours ng com of the to light little irregularity , article in on questi the on part was of once the more safe and sound in its , owner ' possession , having been ^ question politely " of retur allowing ned with exhibitors thanks in . " the Althou South g Kensington h at first si Museum ght the tion s carc advert , t e h ly is worth i se not th y r of eall p forming ro y p the erty case the for . subject sale The South e of a Kensington Parliamentary a small matt Museum er ques , and - still has its greater mission future , which is hitherto in store it for has it , successfull and the public y fulfilled look , bu with t a p Museum lacid satisfaction is fast attaining on the . excellence To compromise that the the South institution Kensington by allowing itself to resolve itself into " an excellent medium for advertising gratulate the " would authorities be a grave on their mistake recent , sp and irited we action therefore . Were conwould it not for roba this blhave in a been few months made ' time of such the Museum entries as catalogue the following p : — y up Lent No . by 14 Mr , 734 . . Class , of X Regent 97 . —A street linen . Price sheet 7 , s . 19 6 d th ., or century half-a- . dozen No . for 1 , 438 two . guineas Class . ABC 572 . —A lump of coal from the neig a ton hbourhood . Give them of Newcastle a trial . Address . Value , the three Manager farthings , Penny , or ^ W 1 3 s . Coal No . Comp 92 . Class any , & IOU c . 40 , 000 . —Carpets ! Carpets !! Carpets !! ! Carpets Only 2 s . !! 1 id ! ! . a Kindl yard . y lent by Mr . , of — Oxford street . the We innovation doubt not with that a delight certain ; as batch saving of the them public the trouble would hai of l majority reading the of those advertising who take columns in the Times of the or newspapers Telegraph — would but the at nei once ther condemn confidence the South nor respect Kensington if it lent Museum itself to as an commanding imposition 30 derogatory to its dignity .

      Nil(E) Desperandum.—Messrs. Mcniven And ...

      Nil ( e ) Desperandum . —Messrs . McNiven and Cameron have we manufactured on-account a new of pen the , source which of they ink entitle that flo the ws Nile from Pen it , but suppose from experience we can say that it utterly an ?« 7

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 4, 1870, page 224, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04061870/page/14/