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    • J BEYOND A JOKE.
    • I INDEED, A MIRACLE. 1
    • OUT OF ALL BOUNDS.
    • M A R K L E MON. A
    • ajst opposition acquisition:
    • VERY SCOTCH. I
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      The Annual Holiday ! Par Excellence, The...

      Ylnd people revel in their peerless Parfitt and their peculiar Poole , while the Wise Men of the East go their ways to their learned Lynes and their matchless Moses . We conclude . Above have we given a few headings to show how very eloquent we might have been upon that racing carnival , the Derby , —that Carnival of Death and the Wicked One . Had we the time we would denounce the miserable day in the choicest language and in the most forcible style . We would show ( as we do every year in our cartoon ) that Epsom and Hades have one and the same meaning , that Satan is the chief I patron of , Death the most constant visitor to , the Derby . We ¦ I would reason- — do we all have this , not as we the have time . done " Wh before y ? " may , but be for asked one sufficient ; and we j answer concisely , we have not the time to denounce the Epsom Meeting because— - We and all our Staff are off to the Derby ourselves /

      2i6 . The Tomahawk. {7u/Ie 4, 1870.

      2 i 6 . THE TOMAHAWK . { 7 u / ie 4 , 1870 .

      J Beyond A Joke.

      J BEYOND A JOKE .

      J \ Ahead American Of British Fun, C In ...

      j \ ahead American of British fun , c in omprehension its fastness . and Here fury is , a is scrap running which clear is I j frankl quoted y avow by the we Ech cannot o from see an the " American point :- — Paper , " of which we j j and " An eating Indiana robins editor , and deprecates says he would the prevalent as soon habit eat a of slice killing of ; Parepa-Rosa on toast as to eat a robin . " ! I popular Beyond and the accomp knowled lished ge songstress that Madame , is now Parepa making -Rosa a profes , our - ¦ j | grap sional redbreasts h tour to us are in carries the a favourite United no meaning States dish , in and with the the it New ignorance unless Worl indeed d , th the at para robin the - j ! American English lad editor y . Perhap mean s s in simp America ly to be this wantonl may , be y the offensive , very hei to , g an ht { of waggery .

      I Indeed, A Miracle. 1

      I INDEED , A MIRACLE . 1

      1 J Of A Oxford Worker Street Of . Mirac...

      1 j of A Oxford worker street of . miracles He stands has upon just a set platform up in the in his neig shirt hbourhood -sleeves , ' having md professes tried his to peculiar cure peop method le instantl of healing y of , which all diseases would . appear Not , to combine the attributes of the mountebank ' s art and a maniac's ravings , we will not say we doubt his power . In fact faith f he would in his onl assertions y perform . one If he miracle could , we onl would infuse put a the sufficient deepest , it amount to give of us common a Home sense Secretary into with our present the usual y Leg amount islature of to common enable lieve sense in and him unamicted for ever . b But y " cabmen alas ! we on fear the this brain miracle , " we would is indeed bebeyond the compass of man , .

      Out Of All Bounds.

      OUT OF ALL BOUNDS .

      J Various Last/ London Thursday Parishes...

      j various LAST / London Thursday parishes being Ascension , marshalled Day by , the their school respective children clergy of the - ofrice men , , and paraded their parish the streets beadles to , the robed inconvenience in all the majesty of the of traffic their j the with md bounds to these their and urchins . own Not even imminent , onl with y were their danger houses the senseless various , for the thoroug conductors purpose hfares , of but crowded beating alleys , , mummers passages , , who supposed private themselves were to invaded be entrusted by the with herd the of it mission is time of in clearl 1870 y to denning put an their end to parish such boundaries balderdash . . Tradition Certainly dence is all very and well tresspass in its i way t should , but when be over it resolves -ridden . itsel However f into impu unti - l a whole school , parish , beadle and parson completehas , been bus run over we and se totall the y bounds annihilated will b be y some beaten discriminating as before , . Let omni us - so ho on pe , a r h rive a suppo t the —as c withou onsumma t doubt tion so sooner devou tly later to be it wished surely must for may .

      Thts Year's Derby Tip.—Ten To One On Mat...

      Thts Year ' s Derby Tip . —Ten to one on Matrimony .

      M A R K L E Mon. A

      M A R K L E MON . A

      Hp I Mark Lemon Is No More. Verily The H...

      Hp Mark Lemon is no more . Verily the heart of Tomahawk is sad—very sad . Ah friends ! friends !! Tomahawk weeps with you , mourns with you , for your loss is his also , therefore is his heart full , and his eyes bedimmed . Kind , true , valiant Mark Lemon , is no more !

      Ajst Opposition Acquisition:

      ajst opposition acquisition :

      The Perhaps House Of The Commons Most Pr...

      the Perhaps House of the Commons most practical this speech was that which of has Mr . been Gerard made Sturt in in support of the Game Laws year . If ever mere talk had any effect whateveron men with their minds made up , we should think that Mr . , Sturt ' s sensible remarks ( delivered as they were with a tion naive as honesty to the of soundness purpose , and of the with princi an evident ples he th was oroug up h holding convic ) - must view Game the have Laws matter converted are as the a bug question a \ host bear of of with Boroug our two criminal h sides members to code it , . , to to It whom is at -a least p the ity make that Mr a better . Sturt use ' s party of his — talents for he . is a " stanch Silence Conservative is golden " we —do know not , 1 I and Carly Mr le ; . but Sturt if the is possibl honourable y a firm gentleman believer considers in Mr ; Thomas that he ! the owes respectable any allegiance array to his of Party silent he members sho \ ild to tear which himsel he f seems from indeed to wish the to attach Country himself the , benefit and give of the the P expression arty , the House of op , ini and ons , I ! honest which , come heart . of Mr a clear . Gerard head Sturt , a , well belongs -regulated to a bod mind y which , and re an - ! quires increased representation in the House of Commons—the ! British Squirearchy . I

      Very Scotch. I

      VERY SCOTCH . I

      A Man Is Seldom A Prophet In His Own Cou...

      A man is seldom a prophet in his own country , and thereforeB the of the vote Admiralty of thanks , which from has an reached association Mr . Baxter of working , the Secretary men atl B in Arbro the ath Department , thanking with him which for the He reforms is connected which have , must been have enactedB beeiiH p quite here a of relief hearty to the execration right honourable and abuse gentleman in which he in has the existedB atmos-H most for the gratefull past ei y gh acknowledged teen months . the In comp fact , liment Mr . Baxter paid him has , already and , i'fl t courag declar he Na ing v al such to Serv public i spontaneous ce itself men will , has be expressions expressed sensible of his of the conviction confidence beneficial that nature most in tim enjH o <« fl the recent changes . Now the working men of Arbroath hav « not one but y still every remembering right to form that an they opinion are , nei but ther even , as to a expresM bod )| B very Admiralty Admirals , much , Captains Clerks more than , their , or a ver Lieutenants inions y natural cannot , desire Naval be , taken especiall Surgeons as expressive y as , or ScotcM evejB dm mento encourage economy at other people ' s expense . If thM reducing Navy , List the were scale to of congratulate wages , the working the employers men , who of Arbroath are now oM sjH kindl satisfied y of with the Service Admiralty to interfere retrenchment in other would people ' s scarc business ely take . } M w men point is of a fact , the small congratulatory matterand address the prominence of the Arbroath of puhlici worlciijB ! jj which , th very anks to Mr . Baxter , , it has obtained j is only one moi « proof founded of the on weakness a system of of an personal Admiralty injustice Administration to officers which , and H dangerous reduction of the Naval Force of the country . m

      " The The Rule Limited Of The Lia Monk (...

      " The The Rule Limited of the Lia Monk ( ¦ r ) . bility " . —General Garibaldi ' s [ riovflH

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 4, 1870, page 216, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04061870/page/6/