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    • MEETING A WANT/
    • PHOTOGRAPHIC NUISANCES.
    • THE NEW PREMIER.
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      The " Hard Cases " During The Recent Gen...

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      that faith he in is Chelsea as valuable , but is a consoling public servant himself out with of the the reflection House as in it . SrR hounding Robert Carden orange-girl has s into resumed the police his - wonted cells . occupation of MR . business Rearden . He is back is hig hly Piccadill indignant y and at the is ingratitude attending to of his his late Lxiaastone constituents tiincenas , and is to very much to tne inclined canton to ciud cut Mr .

      . -e Deiong as a written preliminary to Mr step . Disrael to his i to conversion ask him to to put Tory him up . , and has A rumour has reached us that Messrs . Roebuck and HORSunable man have to vouch retired for to its Colney authenticity Hatch for . the winter , but we are

      248 The Tomahawk. {December 5, 1868.

      248 THE TOMAHAWK . { December 5 , 1868 .

      Meeting A Want/

      MEETING A WANT /

      Taking It Has Breath Occurred In A To Lu...

      taking It has breath occurred in a to lull us of that the , excitement at a moment consequent when all on a men general are election , and the Liberal majority has become the after-dinner for question the double of the purpose day , a of fe adding * r ready spice -made to jokes a rather might dreary be useful topic , which of conversation too often and are the softening result of those excited asperities political and feelings differences . As wits we presume who hav , moreover e a sparkling , that we reputation count among to maintain our readers , we many have much mirth p which leasure , we in assure supply them ing the , they m with can dip subjoined into without fund any of ivcijmi /

      thoug nes us from itation ht out heaps wnaicvci by some of that . local sting ^ Sheridan ing ' oiugic and , elegant and speciall naa satire uccu y , imported to which txiciuiiy by not general exactl election y be lau not nched unusuall sans reproche gives rise , it . , we If again , there assure fore , it them can , about may be to make confidentl a sel y ection tried we sans have fieur appended . As a our guide opinio to n anyone of its merits to each . Local and Particular Jokes . Hamlets ( 1 . ) What to did the Ueaies Tower out ( 1 . ) You don do ' \& get in da Beetles / ,

      say Mr . ana > sam you . am-u- ) his lent successful . ) opponent ? ( Excel ' C helsea ( 2 . ) Why ? ( Old did . ) Russell fail for Freake ( 2 . ) ! Because I he would have his cashire ( 3 . ) Wh something y has South of the -West cur about Lan- to ( a 3 . thoroug ) Because h-bred it pre ! fers a Cross it ? { Elegant . ) { Loral ( 4 . ) and Why bad is . ) Bath to be pitied ? members its { 4 old . ) Because ones is ti could g one ht , not and of save its one ; new his of bacon . ( T " ite and IIopiA - ! ! !

      old ster ( 5 joke . have ) Wh ) . Mill y woul ? d { A not sound Westmin good - member any wind ( 5 moment . ) himself Because who when , could but it did it not happened g not ht raise turn want the to at a blow I ! lost ( 6 . ) one How seat was fov it Mid the - Liberal Surrey s ? ( Peek ( 6 . ) ) Throug !!!!!( h mere pique { Bold . ) good ( 7 . ) jud Wh ge y of is wine Cambridgeshire ? ( Vague . ) a Brand ( 7 . ) Because when it it sees knows it ! the proper

      Taking It Has Breath Occurred In A To Lu...

      best ( 8 . ^ represented Why is South constituency Norfolk the in house ( 8 . ) ( Because Howes ) ! it ! J returns ! a whole decidedl England y bad . ( ) JVbt original , and ( 9 . ) Why is Liverpool the most ( 9 . ) Because the Liberal

      memdismal and out boroug the worst h in of the the world lot . ) . { Out ber the is Conservatives half nothing but have bone buried , whom in graves Rathbone on . ( , Graves and , L heaped ) , !!!!!!!!!! C ; no Sandon end of , sand C ; Chester ( 10 . ) Wh and y oug South ht South Notts Durham to in , Mite ( 10 . ) Because the second the the first ra / ces stands and for gardening , ? { IVTisty . ) go the Raikes peas third , , Barrow the ) barrow 1 ! . ( Pease , , General Electioneering Jokes . tween ( 1 . ) What a Member is the of difference Parliament be- other . ( 1 . ) isn One ' t ! is returned , and the and a borrowed umbrella ? { Old . )

      ( 2 , ) . How does a young Oxford ( 2 . ) Both endeavotir to represent undergraduate ditors resemble ' s p a lea three to -cornere his ere d - a minority ! out constituency . ) ? ( IVants working reading ( 3 . ) What of the is words a strong " going party to he ( ad 3 . ) ! Knocking ! in the opposition ' s the poll ? " { Oldagain . )

      Photographic Nuisances.

      PHOTOGRAPHIC NUISANCES .

      Contemporaries We Do Not Intend , And To...

      contemporaries We do not intend , and to puff follow the the rei exam gning ple Lais of so or me Phryne of our elegant of the . which day . But has we now wish extended to enter to a strong shoos protest in the against most fashionable a custom ,

      localities daughters , and of Society which , are namely much , the patronized custom of by exhibiting the mothers , in and the notorious most consp courtesans icuous part of the of the day wi amongst ndows , the portraits Royal of Famil the y most , the Bishops , the Prime Ministers , and other celebrated personages . may We can have readil some y believe curiosity that to see you authentic ng ladies portraits of moral of Eng those land , whose but such manners a morbid , but curiosity not whose is morals to us , they a si so gn persevering of the gross ly degra copy - features dation tn of of casino Society these . goddesses It sickens prornoted us sminci to see the from coarse the , scullery idiotic sia , to sensual rei siae gn ,

      with over the e pure gentle , impudently faces of those whom ng ana all leering Englishm e en oy justly love and honour . Is it come to this , that we wish publicly to confess our shame ? to declare to all the world that we have so a degraded venerable fam bishop e to the , or a el well of n - otoriety beloved that prince a s great s , is but philo on sop a her par , with ular the f last eat o " lady clums of the ind ballet ecenc " who at one has perpetrated our theatres the or most the trad and pop favo th esmen urite e love pet who letters of the thus hour of turn y our , w their gay hose youth shops poc y kets ? into Shame are an fille on advertising d with all respectable the , m mart oney \ , for unblushing profligacy !

      The New Premier.

      THE NEW PREMIER .

      Minister It Is With Of The Much Crow P N...

      Minister It is with of the much Crow p n leasure after the that expulsion we announce of Mr . that Disraeli the from First office will be the Right Honourable the Daily Telegraphy of th Fleet e pla street ces in . As Cabin the " e coming t , no beg statesman garly bureau " ha -seekers s already need filled app ly for " desire advancement " the Queen . The to " Premier open Parliament elect has also in person been pleased , " as it to is rv \ r » cf nr 1 xMcnT- » 1 f » that- "Wf » r 1 \/ Tni /» ct \ r chnnlri Hietinrtlv knnw thf *

      fidence feeling of of the the nation great . creature Without , we pretending believe we to are be right in the in con sup - - following posing that plans when into in execution power the : — Daily Telegraph will carry the 1 . —The Daily Telegraph will be graciously pleased to send

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 5, 1868, page 248, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_05121868/page/10/