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    • ELECTIONS' EVE/ A SONG OF THE FUTURE (?)
    • AT THE ACADEMY
    • A LITTLE STORY FOR LITTLE WRITERS.
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      proves your choice ; and you may rest well assured that the h e arts mes of m the illio me ns of n yo grat u have eful peop chose le n , wh will en the be ensh me ri o n ed W illia the m Ewart Gladstone has been forgotten—and not till then .

      250 The Tomaha Wk. . {December 5, !868-

      250 THE TOMAHA WK . . { December 5 , ! 868-

      Elections' Eve/ A Song Of The Future (?)

      ELECTIONS' EVE / A SONG OF THE FUTURE (?)

      Thoug You Must H Nov Wake Emb And Er Is ...

      Thoug You must h Nov wake emb and er is call the me dullest earl month y , call me of any early in , mother the year dear , , Yet to-morrow I shall represent my country—oh ! how droll ! For I Poll 'm the ! Oueen of the Poll , mother ! I ' m the Queen of the There be 'll mine be many , ) a black , black eye , mother , ( I hope one won ' t Supported But ten thousand by my voting Coleridge virgi — ns Mill will , ' neath flocking Becker to m 's stea ign , dfast Shall soul I be , Queen of the Poll , mother I I , be Queen of the Poll I The Benches soon shall welcome me , the Lobby be my haunt , That spinster Speaker by her winks and frowns shall ne ' er me My ri ghts nt , are good as any , and my name is on the roll , And Poll I ' m . the Oueen of the Poll , mother ! I ' m the Queen of the I have been wild and wayward , but those days are past and The gone Valse , is fled , the Kettledrum , the Croquet on the Lawn ; The Another Speaker Lawn ' s risen , clear to -starched orders , wh and y the white Dickens , rises before shouldn my ' t eye 11 , And Pardon women my slang 's tongues , for auld were slang never syne made , I ' to m say still what a woma they n tru mi e g , rue ; But forgot there ' s , one thing on my mind , mother , to ask you I'd Shall I repair to Parliament in petticoats or not ? Now , e g ood night , good night , dear mother , ah 3 to-morrowll And When then women ' midst ' s rights England are ' s settled patriots , then , my won name ' t we shal have l I en our rol , say ; For I Poll ' m the ! Queen of the Poll , mother . ' I ' m . the Oueen of the

      At The Academy

      AT THE ACADEMY

      An Not Institution The Royal Which Acade...

      an Not institution the Royal which Academy in no other but country the Royal of Academy Europe , but of Music barba- , rous millions Eng every land , year could in be firing so neg useless lected guns as it is at now useless . We targets squander , to say support nothing of equall of the y useless countless birds hundreds of prey known which as go servants towards of the the t crown owards , but an we y institution grudge a thousand connected pounds with art from . There the national is no School purse of of Painting Music there or Scul is pture no School , properl of y Elocution so called , there there is is no no School School of Acting , ; in this highly civilised country . The ; Royal Academy or of Music encouragement is now so from badly the off State , receiving , that but as it for does the unselfish no assistance cononl duct y a of per the -centage various on professors their salaries , who have in order been content to keep to it receive open , thi There s highly are useful now Institution , every week would , public have died rehearsals of inanition , or , . more attention properly , to concerts them that , given we by write the these students lines , . and We it were is to present invite the at the singular last concert inadequacy , and , althou and shabbiness gh we were of painfully the accommodation impressed by , scanty perseverance possesses considering as , is yet that the had we this extent were been is deli expended the and g onl hted wealth y School to in see a of good of how the Music cause much Royal which . industry Ridiculousl Academy England and of y Music , it has numbered among its pupils some of our best

      An Not Institution The Royal Which Acade...

      much musician now s ; to and creat , even e a class fettered of edu as it cated is by musician want of s funds and to , it culti does - to vate musical the taste fame arid . talent of our young male and female , aspirants Be One nnett of is the at the greatest head of of this living establishment English composers . We heard , Sterndale some very charming , music , and the pupils , if some of them smacked were rather taug too much , and of what the pains pupil- they room took , still to show profit ed by the ow we teaching ll they . music The gre were at fa , u first lts that , faulty stru pronunciation ck us in both of instru the m words ental , and nd v next ocal , a on want a certai Sca of n n expression ly navia a notable n leg and en exc d soul e w ption ith . , One gr fo e r singer sh in e telli sang ( gence a Miss a so and ng Christian f feeling ounded ) . not mu She ch wish has mars contracted to the be effect censorious a of habit , a very or of sympathetic to breathing make invidious too voice audibl . distinctions But y , we which do . All the students acquitted , themselves with much credit , and sh r owed e their that var they iou had s ieces at a . ny Two rate taken ladie the great s recited est pai a scene ns to the fro pepar m Professor the Hunchback of Elocution with p great . The spirit young part , a -sing nd did ing muc is capable h credit of to gr and eat cruel improvement . We heartil . But y com severe mend criticism these concerts would be to out the of patron place - age of those who wish to encourage the study of music in this tend country to , wean and wh our o youth are anxio from us the to aid degrading all orga frivolity nizations which which is the curse of this age .

      A Little Story For Little Writers.

      A LITTLE STORY FOR LITTLE WRITERS .

      Clev There Er Writers Were And Once One ...

      clev There er writers were and once one upon very a clever time nearly artist , two and years they met ago , together six very and said to one another , " We clever are all very er ? , Wh very clever should , wh we y not should write we and not draw produce some a - very witty thing and quit scholarl e , pap quite y new , why ? y shouldn Why shouldn ' t we think ' t we out make the the cartoons articles until And they the become six very masterp clever ieces writers of and satire the and one fine very drawing clever artist ? " ^ said one And of with the it was one six agreed voice very clever , " that Why writers such shouldn a , ( paper but ' t we one should ? who " was be not started so clever , and the as And the Tomahawk from other that five time , . ) the His to Editor suggestion this , the suggested six was adopted that clever it should by writers acclamation be and called the . one very clever artist have held together very , through good and evil repute , writing and drawing for the very clever paper like a band the of brothers clever —like writers an army and the of warriors clever . artist Naturall the y , what clever with very very , very paper A fact has which been a very much great for success the common . sense of the British says public stup Unhapp id . peop ily le , , in and this among wicked these world stup of id ours people , there may are be found many and they several the could sill one y write scribblers very and clever draw , and artist as these . well And sill as y they the scribblers six broug very ht clever thought out a writers great that many Failures papers ! , and those papers were one and all — Dead Censor And the { much names better of than these the dead others failures and edited were Banter by a clever , The man ) , Toby , , and { To be continued ?)

      Answer To The Last Enigma.—Vow. Teapot O...

      Answer to the last Enigma . —Vow . Teapot Out Correct of , Sorts Harry answers Kate Rutley by A , . Curl Samuel Thomas y Greens E Pretty . Thomas , Jack Waiting Solved and Maid Annie It , Lizzie of E Lo . T wer a ., Leetle Anti Nor - - wood , Ruby , ' s Ghost , Nobody ' , s Child , Romping Jack , A City Young Clerk , Frank Man , Walker Lucy Dermont ^ Pimlico , ) Holla , Robert , Dick le Diable Turpin , , Chalker Richard , A Staynes Single ( Gloucester ) , Michael Angelo , Miss S . Barnes , Ginger Bill , Charles and Sinclair Aldlboronti , The Young phoscop Husband \ ornio , . Double Quick , A Young Englishman , Wend Incorrect over Wonde ans r w . ers by Slodger and Tiney , True Blue , and The

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 5, 1868, page 250, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_05121868/page/12/