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February 6, 1S69.J THE TOMAHA WK. 6s __
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THE AMATEURS! THE, AMATEURS!! By an Ex-Amateur of Two Feet.
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more not be than disappointed usually un...
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paragrap states h in the that Dail " it y was Telegraph well known bears witness that Mr . . Our Bright contem ' s visit - ' was porary to be them considered , the chairman as a of privat the e Leeds one , Chamber but several of Commerce gentlemen , the and among station the principal and mad members e a little of demonstration the Reform League of their , attended interest in at , the W ri ght does hon . gentleman e correspondent . " of the Daily Telegraph mean by chairman " a little of demonstration the Chamber " ? of Are Commerce we to understand and a few that friends the the mobbed station and and hustled that a Mr che . Bri er g was ht as organised he took by his the ticket porters at away and the from young the , p latform y at the 1 We refreshme sympathise nt bar t with as olten the Mr . train Bright move that tri d
thousands his TiJc movements mnvpmftnts of his should sh admirers ould "be he who impeded iraoeded congregate , as as thev ney to bid often him , are are welco bv by the me e whe the penalties n he goes of am his ong popularity them . Of , b course ut at the a popular same time man it must is past pay a joke vagaries that of Mr half . Brig a dozen ht should provincial be r nobodie endered s , ridiculou who hav e the by im the - pertinence strations . " and bad taste to inflict him . with their " little demon-
February 6, 1s69.J The Tomaha Wk. 6s __
February 6 , 1 S 69 . J THE TOMAHA WK . 6 s __
The Amateurs! The, Amateurs!! By An Ex-Amateur Of Two Feet.
THE AMATEURS ! THE , AMATEURS !! By an Ex-Amateur of Two Feet .
More Not Be Than Disappointed Usually Un...
more not be than disappointed usually unworth , I beg y to third inform -class you clerk that . at That present you , as may remain like the secrets lazy li as fe far I l as ead very are concerned ell indeed . , tho A time se secrets come will when I may make a confession you . A moment may arrive may when dail my " chief six for " m ? . y lun refuse ch at to the give Club me a or coupl trot e of in hours the Park out of and the then enoug y — but for , to you my quote to kn the ow novel that I s , " we e ba will se my ly not deceived anticipate you — ' , have It is grou raised nd . our With expectation this exp s lanatio to the n I skies put my only sketch to das of h them " Life in a e take Govern u ment Bureau official " back enand into commence the drawer a of fresh my official sheet of xtesk , official VfiXJUitVi p minute & 4 my JV » p Provided , thenat thpublic my
Second Study . —Miss Mary Saint . Mawdle , the Amateur The Government Clerk—The " Secret Sorrow " — Conversion — Instructive Conversation — The Saint — A Sinner . reveal You the may secrets remember of the that Gov a ernment few weeks office ago in I which promised I am a
with Times ^ all I the . have J . . « r eq been paper fja uisit . jJ * \ , X lazily es . r reading w r itin , g for 41 an \« . lX , , a the rtic C * b l last CUV e , e * I JJUUllb two pass hours ov expense ^ AJJtilSC er to a Those fello amusement close w my who cler eyes k , are , or swallow thre kind afford e and times leisurely food have , and for a am your cup let readjr them derision of tea read to , minister yawn and those twice contempt who to , your and are . critical / and have noses , let them eyes turn , them up . ; Eh bien / En voyage Miss Mary Mawdle ! you A p sweet icture pretty her to name yourself . Does ? I it will suggest be bound anyone not to , as you you ? must Can of to have
nave undergone a long course pork chop suppers produced As it is too a sufficientl much to expect y horrible so great nightmare a sacrifice for , her I will appearance save you . female the trouble myself of . the porcine feasts by sketching the amiable hair A . woman The pallor of about of six her -and countenance -twenty ; pale she face wishes and to disordered pass for long lobsters fasting , pa — stry it , is and reall other y caused indigestible by the comestibles injudicious . gorging Her dis of - love reality all ordered things of o dirt hair nl not y . a is appertaining She si intended gn of her to to disgusting call the attention Kingdom laziness to of her Heaven and contempt her —i inborn t is for in has conversation what she she calls will generally " a suddenly secret wears sorrow withdraw a . " sort In to the of her middl greasy bed e -room smile of a livel , and and y the grin after sai . a d This pause " secre is return t done sorrow , to with , call " and carefully general her trul reddened attention y Christian eyes to the way and existence of a hideous bearing , of , ner recovered pain . from This her affectation affaire de is ccsur especiall years y ago revolting { apropos as , if she rumour quite
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will " " Oh Oh be . , down Mr Mr . . St Starblank in arblank a moment , . I I didn didn . " '' t t know know you von were were here Tiere . . Mamma Mamma my appointm may remark ent that ; lam I well am rather connected a " — catch that " is sinc to say e I , my have fath got er a once dapt saw my the conversation Duke of to Wellington my audience ' s butler . On ; this and account I invariabl I am y very ( in sp popular ite of her with " secret ladies sorrow . Anyone " ) be acceptable wearing shirt to Miss collars Mawdle would . I civill am y espe , — cially acceptable , as I require " converting . " I say " " You Oh un , , yes yes were ! 1 " at sne church crie criess , , yesterday with with a a look look 1 " of 01 h heavenly eavenly astonishmen astonishmentt ..
loving lieth not mo , the ment cause to a youthful her sor cow row -driver was this , an d he very propo properl sed in y ref If used her care ) . to know how she talkedI mtell that her voice you resembled a creaking door , and had , a sort of spasmodic sence cheerfulne of a ss wagg about ish fi suggesting end or a lively to one hangman ' s imagination . Her the dress preit res was embled untidy closel and y graceless the arrangement . But th of ere her , I have hair— told that you is enough to say , about her ; I will allow her to speak for herself . I am seated and in her thinking mother about ' s drawing nothing -room in , gen looking eral and over mys a photograp elf in particular h book . , bou By nces -and in -bye . She there stops is a bounding short , and noise if her in the com passage plexion , had and not she the have tries pallor already to seem produ alluded confused ced ) b would y . She terrible certainl jerks lobst h blush erself er org ; on ies to a ( to chair , she which , onl and y I says with a sort of holy
chuckle" M Of ilkwa course sh , our I was curate ! And , tumbled such over a bit his of surp fun lice took . Ha place ! ha . ! ha Mr !" . piety It is . the This manner would be this all very horrid wel creature l if she hadn be ' t ovial give with n up the vanity " Mu ch tooth visiting powde latel r . y , Miss I laug Mawdle h a little ? , " and say" Oh yes , a great deal—a very great deal , " she simpers . " I hav and e am taken doi a class little at the work * Young Man them ' s Refor . Oh mation Mr . Starblank Society , ' I wish you wo ng uld my come and be among reformed . " , , " I a am am . s sure ure oniy only too 100 aeugnxea delighted ,, " I 1 rep reply ly ..
ha ve You a billiard would m find arke it r in so improving and , who i . s graduall So comforting y breaking . Now him I - a self nd he of scarcel bad language y ever swears . He in has my onl presence y been . " among us a month , mation " Reall is y in ! " I progress observe . don " But 't you , Miss find Mawdle the bad , whi language le the rather reforembarrassing " Not in the ? " least / ' she replies ; " is it not my duty ? By the bye She , Mr looks . Starblank down and , I have simpers a little , favour to ask of you ? » " " Well Only , too then glad , " she , I ' m continues sure h , to , be with of any little use to ugh you , " , " I I want say . you
howrid t to o write write paper something SOmetfiinor of yours in in j the t you " *» know papers r » arw = » i-c the for fnv one me tv « *» — __ I something mean » r « of — ' hi « the or in fr wicked » that f-Tiat one . " " I Oh hint dear the " no Tomahawk , Mr . Starblank ? " and \ " add she , " returns Don ' t you quickly read ; it " ? b " ut tom couldn ' s Hosp 't you ital say ? something They are so about very the , very surgeon , injudiciou s of St s . " . Chrysoscuriosity " What than do you with want any to view complain of comp about lying with ? " I ask her , request more out . of poor " Oh sufferers , it ' s a little to speak thing of ; but it , " you she know says , with it ' s our a greasy duty to smile the . poor £ tion " *»» Why »** of " nervous W , the the » v » w brain . other o patient jvuvivub day ( \ little < afflicted * one JL 11 . 1 . V of » VWU , them ., I A regret l ^ complained I bl . t © » say aCXJf j , with of WXLJL my 1 inflamma XllllCfclXlXllU giving a - * .-
) a tract called , * Among the Fire ; or , would Sinners not and permit their me Doom to be . ' present On at another the am occasion putation , of too the , th leg ey of " an Really unconverted ! " I reply baker . who much needed my comfort J " something " And now for that you I ?— have is your done soul my better little ? business In other , can words I not , have do or you , How read Littl that e little Tommy book Died I gave a Christian you , * Baby }'" ' s Trip to Heaven ; " Yes , I have looked into it , " I reply , " but don ' t you think it ' s just She a little smiles childish at me ? " gently , as if I were a double-dyed villain whom she has quite forgiven ,. and observes , " Well , well , we
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 6, 1869, page 63, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_06021869/page/11/
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