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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 6th March 1869, Edition 1 of 1, Page 108, 108 THE TOMAHAWK. {March 6, 1869.

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    • THE NE W COURT DRESS.
    • OUR WEEKLY PROPHET. (Obtained at a Great Outlay.)
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      Chapter Xviii. The Burial Certificate. G...

      " No Oh lisp , I , no 't drawl afraid now , Jem . . IVe hit on a mine . " " Where ? not in Sutherlandshire . That ' s all rot , isn ' t it ? " Scotland " Well , I the should not natives think would there have could had be it out much before gold now in . But " Eh my ! mine " ; All is canny three a man men ' s pocket become . " interested suddenly . " " What Safe as ¥ ' the says Bank Jem — , " " you have not nailed the Barynet ? " One Lud of ! the I p three ity ' s lifts the poor buffer face , that which I do had . " been buried in a Cashmere and up listens . , Rizzio Where Hall , reader wrapper 1 No , , have , not in you Rizzio seen Hall that , creep face ing before slowly ? down Not the in must cellar be step mistaken s with a . corkscrew in his hand ? No , reader , you " Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! I'll skin the old boy . " The Ferdy man ' s laug in the is Cashmere very harsh scarf . clasps something very hard under the table . " What are you a after of , pinching my knee like that ? " says greasy inched But it J . em was . not his knee that R , I mean the stranger , p " Ferdy Good rises -bye , to Jem go ; ; don he is ' t forget rather settling unsteady day on . " his legs . He " I shall goes out be there , and — the all right party . " breaks up ; only the man in the Cashmere " I will have wrapp it er —I is w left ill . have it—if I die for it . " Early morning , and the sun is having his first round with the London One beam blacks , that —one has down had , t a ' other regular come hard on . fight Brave with sun a ! great lout What of a ? chimney , struggles through the fog and falls ona shirt On the , senseless body of , at Ferdinand the door Desboroug of the Lambeth h , lying Workhouse in nothing . but nothing to ori [ g steal Note inal was a ] (! . ) — march author left The for foregoing on , having the him author . persisted chapters The of above this require in his chapters ginal course some Novel exp belong of lanation gross of Princi to plag the ; ple but iarism third but the , the volume intervention of the novel of a * ' confidential Fallen among friend Thieves of , unblemished " and were procured integrity— by ( meaning me , Major B . ) .

      108 The Tomahawk. {March 6, 1869.

      108 THE TOMAHAWK . { March 6 , 1869 .

      The Ne W Court Dress.

      THE NE W COURT DRESS .

      " Or Thi Velvet S New Comes And Gorgeous...

      " Thi velvet s new comes and gorgeous methinks garment to mock , " be at it form cloth If Courtiers , are prepared , to , go this length , To Of Trowsers bring derision —O on , unkindest the limbs cut of of men all , 1 A " Once home more , there unto ' s nothing the breech so , becomes dear friends a man , once more !" As That gaiters has its , and goal th * and unmentionable limit at the knee garb . And So , — gait when is the trammelled virgin muslin by entang swathes ling the swords neck , , Take When collars then gold from -embroidere slaves of d cut the blood ears , — copy grosser ; Aye Through His , menial imitate its development your thin prison flunkey hous ; ' s and nether e of let silken it man pry , hose As Enshrines fearfully some , as when substan a paper ce angular bag , that pant , s Whose For freedom limbs . — were O , ye made yeomen in E , ngland good and show true , s here What beef and beer have made them , 1 who so base Redundant As would cry Nature sham with e upon superfluous his food , and cloth ? e Of I doubt Trowsers you not ! . Shoddy Swear vengeance rot the web on of this them scheme ! Who And Bankruptcy in sartorial madness enmesh the sewed recreant the work snips !—Ava For u nt such , Dic fashio k , Harry n 1 , though —Cry y e , " Not the g for o Joe !"

      Our Weekly Prophet. (Obtained At A Great Outlay.)

      OUR WEEKLY PROPHET . ( Obtained at a Great Outlay . )

      Volunteer March 1 Officers St.—" March R...

      Volunteer March 1 officers st . — " March remarked first and when fall they out squabbled afterwards with , " their the various corps . Volunteer The following offices general , orderly orders or otherwise will be posted , in the up metro in the - known polis : — , at " The Dover Volunteer . All Volunteers Review will wishing take to place take , as part is alread in the y and sham four fight in will the afternoon meet at the of Pier the -head day before between , and the will hours march of two on them to the out nearest to sea steamer ( if rough , which weather will ) be in expressl order y to engaged try their to capa take - bilities as sailors before proving their value as soldiers . The the Lord rules Warden of Bezique of the * sent Cinque down Ports expressly will be in by attendance the editors to of teach the Pall Mall Gazettewho will also forward an amateur Volunteer to the report Review on . the At feeling the ^ various existing military between messes officers the and colonels men during will recommend during the stay officers of the to Lord sink ports Warden , and . take entirely to sherries Serpentine March ' znd . Intelli . —A porpoise gence of will the be capture caught will on be the telegrap coast of the to engaged Mr . Frank with Buckland his rats , and who mo will nkeys at at the dinner moment to take be too any deep imme ly - do diate grievous notice havo of the c among message the . schooners The porpoise and cutters will get of away the Ser and - he pentine is too fleet late . . Mr Nothing . Frank daunted Buckland , he will will take arrive one in of time the numer to find - of ous the wherries sea monster , and rowing will forthwith out into read the immediate a leader from neighbourhood the satirical j ournal porpoise Land ' s and nerve , Water s to such , which a degree will have that the he effect will fall of soothing an easy shore prey to , pack the sedu him ctive up in naturalist a hamper , with who a will little , on ice bring , two specimens him to feralis of the Pangual . Owing Calca to the rossa ravenous , and a full propensities -grown Gramfiax of this Cardini latter - member on arriving of the at the Infuso Zoo ri . , no vestige will remain of the porpoise second March by 3 - rd being . —Will a day be easil in advance y distinguished of him in from every March way . the A who sudden will fall record of snow at will the be same reported time by and a hungry with the penny same -a-liner , will asparagus showers issue of invitation in ear a ly farmer gooseberries s to ' s coatpocket all the , and members . the , The spontaneous of Poor the -law Parish Guardians growth Clubs pen of , ball ( known to follow to the . profane The menu as will workhouses be as follows ) to a : — grand dinner , and

      POTAGE . C ' qu'il est pour tout . Poisson . Le Maquereau sur le Pave . Entrees . Pate Toques ' s a la a la Paie Casuelle -MSle . , Grilled Bones . Oyster Shells . Rot . Le Canard a la Chiffoniere . Dessert . Quatre Mendiants . the Ther ratepayers e will be a will good naturall many reels be call danced ed on to after pay the the dinner piper . , and left March the ark 4 th . . — Noah The day himself of the giving month them on which e orde the r to animals march to forth the . gove Seve rnor ral mad of Colney hares Hatch will be . interred Thesis hares in pie will crust be , and broug sent ht with sorrow to their grave . During this month Miss Marie Wilton will lose the services of Bea Mr u . L Farintosh epidus on , who e first will of , howe April ve . r , resume his character of carried Tanners on at have this period superstition of the year that owi th n e ir to wor a k proph shou e cy not which be bids them beware of the hides of March , . gentleman A great of sorro that name will being come seized upon with the ho an use intemperate of Smiths desire , one to impose upon the public by adding Payne and Smith to his

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), March 6, 1869, page 108, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_06031869/page/10/