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IOO THE TOMAHAWK. [July 6, 1867.
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LABELLED NOT LIBELLED.
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The great difficulty that we find at a l...
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greater Uncanny insult .— can An be " o ...
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A CABINET COUNCIL.
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We We are are free now to no speak longe...
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Ioo The Tomahawk. [July 6, 1867.
IOO THE TOMAHAWK . [ July 6 , 1867 .
Labelled Not Libelled.
LABELLED NOT LIBELLED .
The Great Difficulty That We Find At A L...
The great difficulty that we find at a large dinnerparty , where is which one to doesn avoid ' t the know be mention distasteful perhaps of more to subjects than unknown or two expression peop nei le hbour in of the op . inions room For , instance may it does not do to abuse your the Pope or Archbishop g Manning choice to ep a , violent igrammatic Ultramontane sneers at ; Lord nor is John it exactl Russell y polite to to a expand distant that relation apparentl of the y great safe Eliott topic , , the or Elliot weather , or , often Eliot leads famil duration y one . Even into of
p rjitfalls itfalls , . and and it it is is unfeeling unfeeling ; to to exult exult in in the the long long duration ot summer for rain . weather We therefore to a farmer whose that soul for and the turni future ps are at thirsting all large dinner parties each lady propose or gentleman on arriving shall be presented with a " m % nu " of the guests . It might be arranged in columns like this : —
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Stoutman Viscount , . Married his wife . . Hates Tory . Eating ing . Indi and gestion drink- Don the ' Irish t touch Church on . Strong Church- ( he'll give you Praise his dinman , an account of his ners , and persymptoras Listen as if ) . haps next he' time ll ask liked it . you you ,
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Greater Uncanny Insult .— Can An Be " O ...
greater Uncanny insult . — can An be " o Arab ffered " an writes Egyntian to the than Time to s to put say him that up no at a " Khan . " Was the idea of Claridge ' s meant to imply just so much cold water
A Cabinet Council.
A CABINET COUNCIL .
We We Are Are Free Now To No Speak Longe...
We We are are free now to no speak longer : to committed place before to the a policy public of certain reticence im- . racter portant of facts the , Government which will go for far liberality to establish —we the mi well ght -known almost cha say - the profuse Sultan , unbounded of Turkey liberality and the —in Viceroy reference of E to gypt the about reception which of the against most Her absurd Majesty charges 's Ministers of ni . ggardliness have , been made may We be hope wanting to , prove no one to , we the are world convinced that in , whatever will deny that else they contheir siderations ¦ - ¦ ¦¦¦ illustrious of a guests generous have hosp not itality pressed and a themselve lavish welcome s with the to
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Corry , the Duke of of the Richmond Exchequer Lord , the John Ri Manners ght Hon . Lord H . T Naas . L . ' and The the Earl Right of Hon Derby . Spencer , in H , opening . Walpole the . proceedings , , stated , him that shortl wh the y y be the Viceroy the Viceroy guests of of E had gypt the left Eng and the lish the Nile nation Sultan and . the Could of Sultan Turkey anyone the would Bos tell - up had p horus ear , and enoug from , to how come h Lord to entertained do and with trouble and Reform during the Sir their Government Stafford ? Where stay N in were orthcote Eng at a they land time . to 1 It when be ( Hear is put all it , f , well for some Stanley of his colleagues to " herehere ) 3 ' but he
very say , , tion would was repeat alike the important question and , and puzzling like to . know It was —where a great ? The bore ques , but - some plan must be hit on at once . The press were raising an I unnecessary outcry about it . Could anyone suggest anything ? He couldn ' t : his gout gave him enough to think of . Sir Stafford Northcote said he had not slept a wink
J for eri the cho ) last having week , occasioned the Viceroy him of E much gypt ( anxious he wished thought he was . He at had should , however be inserted , drawn in up the an Dail advertisement y Telegraph , which and which , he submitted he would , , with his colleagues' permission , read : it ran thus : — consisting WANTED of back , for and the front Viceroy parlours of Egypt { with , cheerful occasional apartments use of , for drawing his luggage -room ) . together The East with end a back of attic London for preferred his suite and . White a loft
chapel , Shoreditch , or the rural and picturesque district of Hoxton , stating 'would be terms most { which suitable must . Plate be and low ) linen THE not SECRETARY necessary . Address STATE , m FOR ust India be included , Victoria and a Street latch , -key Westminster provided . . N . B . Boot cleaning selected It would the be East seen end ( Sir of London Stafford b continued of a delicate ) that he had liment , as the Viceroy came from the y East way . He hoped he comp would appreciate it . As a financier himself he felt it his duty to
conto sider economy the importance . He thoug of ht lod the ging rent the of lod Viceroy gings should with a due not exceed regard a guinea Lord Stanley a week . was of opinion that his colleague ' s suggestions were miht most be inserted judicious on . behalf A similar of the advertisement Sultan . The , onl he thoug addition ht , he g would suggest should be that the apartments intended y for the Sultan be situated ¦ I in the immediate vicinity of some Washhouses BB
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blush added ^ deep something ly , he abruptl in a confused y changed and incoherent the subject manner , and vaguel about y deepl " lumps y ) , Turkish of delight Bonds " ( which , and made the Hammam Lord John in Jermyn blush still Street more . The Chancellor of the Exchequer thought this was not exactl East inhis y the youngerdays time for joking , andknew . He had something written a good of the deal character about and the
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 6, 1867, page 100, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_06071867/page/2/
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