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    2io THE TOMAHAWK. {November 6, 1869.

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    CAPITAL FRIENDS.

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    men A " practice which is seem more s co...

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    MISERABLE WURMS * A TRAGEDY tN TW0 ACTS;

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    Alan THE Duk ]^ ,_ cBawbee e paper of , ...

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    " Mo Motto narch jo " of r a all Popular...

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    Desirable As It May Be That The Most Vio...

    Dr . Temple is certainly one of a party that can boast in its ranks the vast bulk of the present intellectual vigour of the Church of England . As a representative man his followers , through the length and breadth of the country , would outnumber ; respectively those of his rivals in a proportion of at least five to

    I one . His appointment is , therefore , not only judicious but ; popular , and the miserable hooting to which it has given rise is about as futile as it is contemptible . We have represented Dr . Pusey anxious to play Guy Faux to Dr . Temple ' s Houses of Parliament . Perhaps we should have hit the mark more

    nearly had we hidden him , with his powder and matches , under the vaults of the Establishment itself . Not that the situation would have been satisfactory , for Dr . Pusey , we can assure him , is not half the man Guy Faux was . Had that eccentric ¦ Spaniard — — — - — — , _ that — — — — — " gallant ^ j ^^ j — — — — ¦ - ~ but — — ¦ — — ¦ — misled ^— ¦ h h — ^ mr ^^^ V > gentleman ^ B ^^ b ^^^ ™~ ^ W ^^^^ ^ B ^ r ^ P »*^^^ ^ " ^^^^ fc ^ k , ^ B " as ^ " ^^ *^» , ^ B if ^** ^^ we ™ ™ ^^^

    remember rightly , the Daily Telegraph once designated him , only had a really effective lucifer about him , he might conleast siderabl , if y not have that altered of the Church the position of Englan of the d Crown itself . , in But Council there at is no such Faux danger . His to be matches apprehended are sh from ams the his case of der the is Oxford make bel Guy ieve , and though his intentions are honourabl , pow y . sanguine ¦ , he

    may rnav any chance be be confident confident possible about about for the the the issue issue great . consp Should Sfonnlrl irator , . however hnw to exp & r , lo if de . he any b fov y - possible thing whatever catastrop , we he may will at ever least blow be Dr certai . Pusey n of out one of result his present . No berth generation ; and ? who will venture to say he is not wise in his

    2io The Tomahawk. {November 6, 1869.

    2 io THE TOMAHAWK . { November 6 , 1869 .

    Capital Friends.

    CAPITAL FRIENDS .

    Men A " Practice Which Is Seem More S Co...

    men A " practice which is seem more s coming ingenious into than vogue honourable with certain . One " literary or two habit writers of , whose turning poverty their of friends brains and must acquaintances be their excuse to , are good in the account instance by a borrowing successful , not novelist money whose , but ideas sketches from of them character . Foi : where nation all , relies will allow upon to be powers life-like , of meets observation at , not dinner of imagi- , imag are introduced ining , the occasion to him ; to you be converse , in with you him different freely from , fondl ; you tlie y

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    ful Philosop for the unsolicited , " a or and so unexpected , oug honour one ? Many persons gratepass comic their live . s in All trying in vain to see their themselves contributions in print are in invariabl one of the one rejected of papers the . What talented a pity writers it is they ; ; they cannot need scrape not say acquaintance anything funny with y , it arity is quite ; these enough witty if dogs they will have manage some to infirmity make , cap or ital natural of that peculi . - you Is may not this feel sufficient at having honour what you to consider compensate , rightl for any or w annoyance rongly , as

    the the ht sacredness sacredness to be . of of privat private e lif life e thus thus violated violated ? ? If If it it is is not not . , it it oug But those , who are happy enough at any time to have enjoyed if the they friendshi find p that of one they of have these been eminent bestowi wits , ng may their fairly hosp com itality plain nig upon ht , one with who his has note been -book sitting under at the dinner table , with jotting you dow , night n mate after - introduce rials for so me feature facetious of your sketch counte of character nance , or , in any which peculi he arity will of with your m great anner i comi WWXX , which 11 W c effect wiiwww may be It j 1 sufficientl is 1 a hardl ucii y striking calculated for his to uj purpose i ,

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    Men A " Practice Which Is Seem More S Co...

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    < been gross eyes \*> Y K *& T victims - violation ^ X LJ . ± \ - > ± JL they IXiVllU of all will ^ honour withdraw . CVWVJ L and . O . XXJL from decency ^ the , societ of which y * -rSW of A those ** they * - « . have - . who bXAV 1 sanctity cannot assume of friendshi , the cour p ? tesy It is of eve geri n possible tferiien , much that some 'less fes individual ^ ect the , I law whose into indi his gnation own hands is stronger and than may his administer prudence tp , may some take one of they these would area sneaks be able of literature to understa , that nd personal , and which : cnastisemeri , ¦ ' certainl ' tf y , / wM they ch deserve .

    Miserable Wurms * A Tragedy Tn Tw0 Acts;

    MISERABLE WURMS * A TRAGEDY tN TW 0 ACTS ;

    Alan The Duk ]^ ,_ Cbawbee E Paper Of , ...

    Alan THE Duk ]^ , _ cBawbee e paper of , BROMFipN tra- Dramatis veUing ( a SfioicH irp tye ' search Pe Jfotlower 1 Editor ^ son of ^ of e . sulrjec . ati of Eng Mr ts" ) . . ish Cook . sat irical the Mrs . McBaWbee excursionist { ) his . tiiife ) . , :: ' Miss ¦ ' McBawbee te" r ' \ ' daughter ) .

    Scene . line . ; . . be — . . tween , The ... inte Cologne . rior , ofti and :.. secomt - Heidelberg . -rfdss , rail Windy , way . carriage nighty on Qreat the and storm McB raging awbee . . Thunderbol and his famil ts , ligh discove tning ^ red &* . £ -, &^ c . The Duke 1 The Di / ke .--Are you going to y Heidelberg , Sir ? half JLXC I ' ve The ^ McBawbee XX just an CLXX , hour XiV Duke ascertained ^ l ^ X * . . — \* ( Thunder Well f 6 * Pf that * £ , Sir ' < 'f . ) */ I , can I It it ca says O is ^ get J O rather so OU say out on V / J . X I at ' Mr JLUXl bad Wur gang . Cook V ^ VWIV Vr ing ' ' s J rms at ticket HVlX for once for V ^ t . si . , jest . . as .

    seeing McBawbee . ( Ligh . — tning ( tiy But irig and surel to terrific ihake y himself crash . ) heard a through night ... the ... noise ght . of do th it under on the ) . — tic - "Y k oil et may ! be right , Sir , but it jest says that I may ( The in train the , pelting arrives rain at Wurms . As the .. The train McBawbee starts off again party get several out thunderboIts ( Twelve . hours fail are ) . supposed to elapse betweeti the first , Act , , and the second . )

    Act II . . » -. Scene . Duke —The and salon the -d- McBawbe manger of e party a hotel meet at and Heidelberg Salute . . The The DUKE ( courteously )— . Trust you liked Wiirms last night , sir ? of McBawbee it . It was v ( era candidl dark y ) . —Well t when , Sir , w I e cann had a say tfre inre thunder saw much and th been e lightning a market . - We place went , and , excep to w a large n it lig space htened that vte may saw jest a some have - do thing pump it , in on or the th perhap e centre ticke s a that statoo ma 1 wife But you thinks see , may Sir , jest it said have we been might a

    " Mo Motto Narch Jo " Of R A All Popular...

    " Mo Motto narch jo " of r a all Popular I survey . . Libe and . Fire Office . — I am * This piece is founded on facts ,

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 6, 1869, page 210, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_06111869/page/2/