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    • TO SOME NORTH WARWICKSHIRE ELECTORS.
    • THE SOJSTG OF THE STUMP.
    • CHOrS {TO FOLLOW).
    • QUESTION FOX THE CLEVER.
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      mented on c by some s other ———— journals , which and which were severel too manifestl y com y - emanated from that class of women whose vices it has been our proud continue duty in to that expose course and of severe to chastise and uncompromising . Anxious as we morality are to we which feel has sure ev that er distinguished will not the mistake contributors our to your when journal we , respectfully deman you d a solemn assurance on your purpose part that such lash advertisements n-urvinawU ^ UW shall JL 1 CLL 1 . never il ^ Vtl appear CUjjp \_ CLX again CV ^ CVIJ . 1 . in Ill your ^ UUl columns V / UlUlllllSi . To J . VJ

      ferocity the on follies the and young sins aristocrat of youth , to who swoop outsteps down with the bounds relentless of propriety , to moralise over the body of some too confiding young of life , femal to guide e who our has statesmen sought in , and death to a solution play the of mentor the problem to our ministers to fulfil on —these and behalf such and like in duties the we widel shall circulated ever be too proud of the your but directl , y or indirectly to y countenance pages any impropriety ourselves ourselves to to , do do much . and and less what what immorality as as honest honest , is conscientious conscientious what we can writers writers never bring vou . , you

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      November 7, 1868.] The Tom Ah A Wk. 207

      November 7 , 1868 . ] THE TOM AH A WK . 207

      To Some North Warwickshire Electors.

      TO SOME NORTH WARWICKSHIRE ELECTORS .

      A You Word 'Ve Neither With You Heart , ...

      A You WORD 've neither with you heart , you nor country nouse sirs . ! What Just choke try it on a Tem the / j house / e , co . ward curs !

      The Sojstg Of The Stump.

      THE SOJSTG OF THE STUMP .

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      Chors {To Follow).

      CHOrS { TO FOLLOW ) .

      I Always Think The Priest And Levite Who...

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      Question Fox The Clever.

      QUESTION FOX THE CLEVER .

      1st Wh Prize Y Is .— The One Rig * Penny...

      1 st Wh Prize y is . — the One Rig Penny htful . Heir like Mr . Disraeli ' s Manifesto ? 3 2 rd nd „ „ — — An Mr . Ori Whalley ginal Burlesque . . 4 th „ —Three Elephants . 5 th „ —Clerkshi Office . p in the Savings' Bank Department , Post

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 7, 1868, page 207, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_07111868/page/9/