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    • THE ROUNDABOUT RAMBLES.
    • DOUBZE ACROSTIC.
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      The Glory Of The Mansion House Is On The...

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      234 The Tomahawk. \June Ii, 1*70.

      234 THE TOMAHAWK . \ June ii , 1 * 70 .

      The Roundabout Rambles.

      THE ROUNDABOUT RAMBLES .

      [Continued Bv Our Special Correspondent....

      [ CONTINUED BV OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT . ]

      Yune 5, 1870. To I Tell Am Afraid The Yo...

      yune 5 , 1870 . To tell am afraid the you truth must I am be . getting Indeed rather so much tired of the at - Chief have . ' had things settled a serious have on you nothing been talk suggested . with As S for pagmore for myself him , over , but I , am as his yet strong future we l have y . ^ in All favour definitel sorts of of y p send acking him him up to off Oxford to sea . , but He says Spagmore his degree wants will me very be so much useful to , if University we want career to sell mi him ght . I possibl confess y do , I can him ' t see good that , , and ; but I daresay still a him we may through try it the . The examinations great difficulty . The , of Chief course himself , will has be to taken get degree to the ide solel a immensel y with the y , but recent I am disturbances afraid he connects at Christ a University Churchy and as a I final have scho not a doubt both but in smashi that if there ng furniture were onl and y such kicking a tiling in we Deans must ' doors talk , the the Chief matter would over take serio a usl Double as I F think irst . there However is a ^ y , smalls good deal we can in , it . least Spagmore , manage says to get hi m a ' t D get . C . him L ., and thro that ugh the gown is more becoming * - ' * * * 4 fc * to Since Spagmore I penned , and we above have had , quite a long a new chat idea -over has it . suggested It is this . itself The the Chief meantime to postpone is to his be utilized university in a education most magnificent for a few concern years , and . We in are going to start an opposition to the Crystal Palace , but on a bit much of l grander and somewhere scale . A near friend Wafifiing of Spagmore , and ' s has have got a sp y lendid to get thing up a is co done mpany . , The with special Lord features Bolchester of the as scheme Chairman are , these and the : —

      No . r . Real stuffed different beasts countries , but with , filled living , not natives with , and wood all en the figures lead-N . B . has as ing Our you reptiles his reaso know ten n and , for Indians got brutes thi the s . novel Chief of To the feature this to region beg we is . in simp may upon ly add , this and a S crossing pagmore have - , gotiations sweeper , with , a Chinaman whom Spagmore from a tea establishment ready had some in the nebourhood Borough , , is anxio , having us to finished move to all a the damper rats in and that less neigh cat - brougham infected climate with S . pagmore I am to also -morrow going , with round a view Londo to n calling in a at all the Foreign Embassies . He thinks we can draw off rock some -work of the in native ttache ' s costu , and me that they will refreshment gladly sit tables about for on something cluded one like arrangement sixpence a of day this among . Indeed sort wi , th he a has high almost official con in - some South American Republican Legation , who will do the a loose whole boa thing -constrictor —that is and , sit a among large the umbrella flower , for pots half with -awash crown i a week of his , if one we shirt will -collar find hi . m Add in lunch to these and a lascar for th or e twoa ng blind Parsee from . Bays waterand a few ambitious foreigners we shall , have from the Leicester thing perfect squar . e , who As to , wa the nt an beasts opening , we , have and is got , it Spagmore is all of it ' too circ ta me s absolutel ; but Spagmore y ready . says The we can y thi soon ng most put a little life brute into he it b eve y starving r knew was it for a a camel day who or so had . The not had his savage dinner for a month . 2 . Real The water real , water dividing being - the stirred real countries up with , a crossed huge paddle by real till boats the . illusion is perfect , and everybody is dreadfully ill . Spagmore first day say . s there will be a great run on this—especially the

      Yune 5, 1870. To I Tell Am Afraid The Yo...

      3 . A the sort climates of Cook all ' s excursion being variable tour , frb and m one the very place diseases to the other pecu- , are liar not to the careful different . This countries is a great actuall novelty y to . be For caug instance htj— zfyou , in \ Africa we shall have a red-hot unbearable wind , managed by thing shade blasting . as A you gain furnaces have , in t it he in out portion Africa of sight representing with , which , the glass will India give at i 70 we the in shall rea the l from have sudden monster and shower drenching baths , rains and , flood that will everybod : be let y to down the ; any skin . extra Guinea charge subscribers whatever will . have a right to this , .,. - - " - -without .. 4 . But the feature is— : — . started - I must by stop express here for and —Oxford telegrap !! h at once . ¦ The . '¦¦¦¦ Chief has

      Doubze Acrostic.

      DOUBZE ACROSTIC .

      Commission To Utter Lo Ed Ud Orations By...

      Commission To utter lo ed ud orations by his blatant . self Which Vociferous exercise in negations a pair of , lung . s T - Sometimes expressive of delight , Arid And then so , m a etime body of of polic displeasure e , May haply prove a treasure . 2 . What Pass various under it and each discrepa day I nt things But To some be so things stowed are away too . gross ' and coarse , . A . thing that has no ' fitting 3- ' - placer But If In d but foo ogs iish to will show men bark ' th s harangues eir when fangs they . ; can ' t bite ¦¦¦• , Put line on line , and word 4 . on wo . rd , Foul By blasphemies dint of repetition and fooli ; sh talk Will come to full fruition * It hath been sung , and will be sung So long as men are mortal ; It Beyond cheers dull life ' s life shad and owy lights portal us . 6 . Disturb Who e r o uld th be e public kept in pe ace n , ds Though One of on a k legs of hou instead nds i of fo , ur , pac

      Ne Timb W Naval Ers ! Motto (Not Applica...

      Ne timb w Naval ers ! Motto ( not applicable to ironclads ) . —Shiver my B safel ecause So y mething iertt the for sec exhibition to urity Please given to is Him Co the / . e — - South nteral Why . I may Kensington objects Museum of art be ? a barrister A Legal . — Bon Beca . — use Wh a y barrister is a carpenter commences a far better his profession lawyer than by going to the Bar , but a carpenter goes direct to the Bench . The Great Woodin and his Little Stick . —The most formidable been street , manufactu to the weap Entertai r ed , in and ner the at presented sha the pe E of gy b a an walki one Hall ng Fish , -stick but er , the , of sudden Regent lately has affectio turned n of out this to worth be y rathe trad r esman an expensive was so gr one eat that to the his acceptor present , inasmuch services of as a six ho -foot has -four been footman compelled to to engage 4 he massive the exclusive silver ornament described . carry

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 11, 1870, page 234, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_11061870/page/12/