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12 THE TOMAHA WK. {July n, 1868.
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NOTICE OF REMOVAL . The Office of The To...
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LONDON, JULY 11 , 1868.
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THE WEEK.
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Sir Richard Mayne having constituted him...
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Whereas Cave ca71e.ni has been hitherto ...
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Another statue to the Prince Consort! We...
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SOWING TARES/
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[See Cartoon.] Sowing tares ! Tares that...
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SIX AND HALF-A-DOZEN.
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The startling revelations recently made ...
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REQUISITES FOR THE SEASIDE.
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Now that the Season at the Seaside is ab...
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12 The Tomaha Wk. {July N, 1868.
12 THE TOMAHA WK . { July n , 1868 .
Notice Of Removal . The Office Of The To...
NOTICE OF REMOVAL . The Office of The Tomahawk has been removed to 199 STRAND .
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London, July 11 , 1868.
LONDON , JULY 11 , 1868 .
The Week.
THE WEEK .
Sir Richard Mayne Having Constituted Him...
Sir Richard Mayne having constituted himself the Bashi of London has given orders that his army shall henceforth be known as Muzzlemen .
Whereas Cave Ca71e.Ni Has Been Hitherto ...
Whereas Cave ca 71 e . ni has been hitherto considered a good classical quotation , This is to give notice that any person wishing to caution his fellows with " Beware of the Dog , " shall henceforth use the Latin words Cave Maynem—Beware of the Bob !
Another Statue To The Prince Consort! We...
Another statue to the Prince Consort ! We think Mr . Oppenheim might have found some better object for his generosity . When we consider the number of poor persons who are obliged to live in fever dens because there are no decent houses built for them ;¦ when we consider the number of hospitals which are compelled to beg for funds , it does make us wrathful to see a large sum of money wasted on an expensive caricature in marble of a man whose memory certainly will never decay for want of similar honours , and who if he could come out from the grave would be the first to protest against the persistent sycophancy that cannot even let the dead rest .
Sowing Tares/
SOWING TARES /
[See Cartoon.] Sowing Tares ! Tares That...
[ See Cartoon . ] Sowing tares ! Tares that will spring up apace and bear most evil fruit . Tares that falling upon good ground will destroy the real seed ! Tares that falling upon bad ground will blossom in blood ! Sowing tares ! Tares thrown recklessly in the land of his enemy — sown broadcast o ' er the face of the earth . Tares carrying with them sad memories of a dreadful past ! A past of gutted houses and burning chapels , of a raging mob and a frightened people ! A victs past of and rapine executioners and slau ! ghter , of victims and murderers , of con-Sowing tares ! see Among and revel the lowly in their and blindness uneducated , among families those and who friends will not ! Turning the father against the son , among , the wife against her husband ! Teaching neighbours a lesson of hate , and relations the full meaning of the word " intolerance ! " Bringing back the old time and slaug with h ter ! traditions The old t , ime with of violence tortures and and oppression faggots , its ! fire Sowing tares ! To serve an end ! And what an end ! To secure the faint chance of standing at the helm of the State for a month , or at most six weeks ! To secure this faint chance the Great States-
[See Cartoon.] Sowing Tares ! Tares That...
man of the Age , the lucky " Gentleman" of the Press , would raise in England a very whirlwind of excitement ! Would teach once more the dreadful meaning of the cry " No Popery !" Would help the people to degenerate into a band of savage rioters ! Would revive the passions that ended , in Lord George Gordon ' s days in London becoming a city of flame and blood ! This is what Disraeli the Statesman , Disraeli the Patriot , Disraeli the Man of Genius would do ! Fie for shame—sowing tares !
Six And Half-A-Dozen.
SIX AND HALF-A-DOZEN .
The Startling Revelations Recently Made ...
The startling revelations recently made by several literary jurymen as to their various methods of arriving" at a " unanimous " verdict , especially where the dinner hour presses , afford matter for a little passing reflection . After reading a few of the letters that have appeared on the subject one experiences a sort of inexpressible gratitude that one has never been at the mercy And of that for great this reason palladium : Brought of liberty up and from justice our earliest , a British years jury to . agree regard , very twelve much tradesmen in the li , ght locked of so up many in a angels room until of truth they , who can would rather the court should rot around them than that they should naturall be y is unfaithful experienced to their when sacred we obli come gations face , to a sudden face with shock the naked truth . It is 3 . rude upsetting of all one ' s innocent and beautiful dreams of justice to learn that " the unanimous verdict of twelve of your own countrymen " is a simple myth , and that really the foreman brings into court a species of guilty-innocent hasty pudding , produced by taking a lot of opposite verdicts and dividing them by twelve . What unsatisfactory and ridiculous results may arise from the dog-headedness of one determined j wit brethren uryman h these , , when have fresh been opposed in our kindl to y suggested eleven it becomes hungry for our and literall inspection less an obstinate ; awful and thing to contemplate what memory some , Shylock might effect y if he happened to be bent on getting his pound of flesh when eleven ravenous Portias were waiting a six o ' clock dinner .
trial not However appl for y murder it , in it the ev . ery division Three other principle 1 jurymen Let us noids app are ly for good it , hang for , in instance one ing , case two , , to wny for a for acquittal lifetwo , one for for a acquittal verdict of w not ith indemnity guilty with , two a for strong penal expression servitude fine of sympath of , five y pounds , one for . The a flogging judge , at of the course cart ' s invested tail , and with one for due a powers to meet the exigencies of the case , would immediately pass sentence in this wise : — dead & c " , You & , cut c , will where down be , taken you receiv will from e a be cheque this hung place for by fifty , & the c ., pounds neck & c , and till , and you from thereupon are thence half , leased undergo with four a day box s ' on penal the ear servitude an , r fro ession m which of sincere you will be th reand a , stainless character . " , expsympay , It is obvious from the above that a good deal of ingenuity mi of g the ht jury be exercised , could such by the a sy judge stem ever in giving gain favour effect to in the our Crimin scruples al Courts . We have not yet been behind" the scenes in one of these the hour , and affect so can their only guess issues at the . manner Ifhowever in which in civil time matters and one obstinate man can graver bore eleven others , into , such a state of that mind they that have they f will ixed cheerfull at 3 , and y relinquish consider , £ the 3 10 penalty s . a perfectl of ; £ y 1 , just 000 has stup equivalent long id . It been at is more 6 conceded o ' clock humiliating , what that a limit to British allow is there jury that to may they conjecture sometimes are too often ? be It " hungry . "
Requisites For The Seaside.
REQUISITES FOR THE SEASIDE .
Now That The Season At The Seaside Is Ab...
Now that the Season at the Seaside is about to commence , young ladies should at once provide themselves with the following A powerfu requisites l lorgnette : — to be turned towards the monsters of the deep . Hab Manners its that transp are lanted as unbecoming from Cremorne as their . scanty attire . Language that has gone to the bad . Finally , Novels that are no better .
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 11, 1868, page 12, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_11071868/page/4/
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