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    256 THE TOMAHA WK. fgWwia, 1869.

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    NOT VERY ORIGINAL CORRESPONDENCE.

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    THE APPROACHING DIVISION IN THE LORDS. T...

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    THE CHUjRCH AND THE HAMMER:. A Lincolnsh...

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    " No other bidder ? no advance ? Two Com...

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    THE ANTI-TOBACCO PLOT.

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    a few The weeks Divisions back which on ...

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    256 The Tomaha Wk. Fgwwia, 1869.

    256 THE TOMAHA WK . fgWwia , 1869 .

    Not Very Original Correspondence.

    NOT VERY ORIGINAL CORRESPONDENCE .

    The Approaching Division In The Lords. T...

    THE APPROACHING DIVISION IN THE LORDS . TO THE EDITOR OF THE TOMAHAWK . preferment and Sir , above , —I am in all not , the as an Irish one alarmist who Church has , but , three I as think an near Eng I lishman may relatives be , a allowed Christian expecting , at , suppor the present t of that crisis popular , to ask , heavenl you to y g , ive and your lucrativ powerful e institution aid to . The the august unanimous uuaiiiuiuus assembly of almost the Lords unanimous is about to rejection immortalise of that itself lying by

    framed their ini a « . quitous Queen for , diabolical , the their , j or v » immediate i aiiiiuo constitution bill , which uuauiiuuuS satisfaction , their a knavish relig , ) itjcv of ion > their uuu , pack and own the of ir traitors lust pocket i ^ iugj for to , gods power But , and , and I need the for Three the not ultimate continu -and-a-half e immolation in per this Cents strain of . I . th You eir country have said , , their all times this , and yourself much . I more only , beg with to far point greater out in eloquence your pages a hundred at this moment should should the the the arch arch nature - - radical radical of Gladstone Ci the -larlstone inevitable throw throw chaos . as n . s he he . that has has awaits threatened threatened us ,

    to division do , the be opposition taken . It peers must be into obvious the Tower to , all dungeons that if the until Bill the be suffered to pass—( 1 ) That Christian within truth six month ( as s expounded there will be in le the ft not xxxix one . Articles atom of ) ( 2 ) That throug in this h the fri length ghtful and condition breadth of of Eng affairs land , there . will of course be no snug berths in the church ¦ for scions of the

    anstocracy aristocracy divines , , and and who no no have incomes incomes married of of into , £ £ i 5 ; , , ooo titled 000 a a families year year for for ! ordi ordi--( 3 ) That nary St . Paul ' s will be desecrated by the presence of the to Rev lectures . Newman on popular Hall one atheism day in the the other week six , and . devoted ( 4 ) That who there never will enter be found a lace at of least worshi 2 , 000 , at 000 all soul !!! s in London pp ( 5 ) That the the Stock golden Exchange calf will be bowed down to publicly—on

    uic obuu & jLLtAoxxaxigc ; . . ( 6 ) And of Ar lastly ches — will that , collapse in the final ! crash of things , the Court voice You of are one a who staunch subscribes Conservative himself , Sir hu . mbl Pray then listen to the y A Moneyed but Earnest Christian . ( 2 )

    the Sir bill , — . I'll tell you what will happen if the Lords throw out ( 1 ) In ru three bbish , days together they with will the be cro carted wn and away all the like rest so much of it . And rather Gladstone . will be dictator , and then he'll go it—( 2 ) In a week deportme Peers nt will at dancing be seen academies driving Hansoms . and teach-( 3 ) In a month the right man will be in the right place , and

    I I shall shall be be getting eettine ,- £ / Xooo 3 , 000 a a year year payable payable in m advance advance .. Yours truly , The Tottenham Brutus . ( 3 ) peop Brother les must , — be You true of and the noble red in handed this destruction fraternity of of plutocrats literary . * It V a »* l Aj y r lo * WW of oks . K 1 m 9 to bW you J ^ VUi . The Jt liV emancipated W £ lACfrtX \*& J ^ C * bWV * Welcome of Wl , the fcJUW et VbWiUUl ernal Hail brother MAVbU ^ Jl - "'

    hood the peoples looks to you ! . . Your Then Peers are the enemies sons di of divinity eir ens , and into what the red is greater blood — of man ur I earls be come given , ! you Prosper as your r counts a feed , and , to and the p may your vultures your vi -counts peoples of humanity , and grow let fat . your Brothei and Lord red ?! Derby in Wel yo the - gore of your Norman city-knights ! Yours till eternity , Garibaldi . ( 4 ) here Editor ! YuVe , —Wai goin — to yu tickle old cuss up them ! How tarnation ere yu peers ? Now . Wai look , send yu the ere whi darned ppin lot as ( I pre guess -paid in ) out a ruminating here , and over we which won ' t yu give and yu yu that ' re

    The Approaching Division In The Lords. T...

    aristocrats ere a shiverin in yur boots from morning to night ! There out slick , that as ' s fixed they hansom come , here ! The and m peers there of , and yu ' rs so will import be planted good breedin' in to the States . Darn them . Yu rs unriled , Orestes B . Squish .

    The Chujrch And The Hammer:. A Lincolnsh...

    THE CHUjRCH AND THE HAMMER :. A Lincolnshire Moral .

    " No Other Bidder ? No Advance ? Two Com...

    " No other bidder ? no advance ? Two Come Churches , gentlemen I admit , here is but a chance ! ; pray * Don Four ' t thousand let that fac offered t stand for in a your start way ? — The churches not two miles apart , And f Of * . JLLU , 0 services \* X V tis JLV / W the 0 alternate O . lbV minimum » l AlCbbVp —Co X , * t me . A . \* , y

    What duty trouble ' in parochial labours When Society soothed here bids by you fashionable shirk neighbours I Sick Which -room here s , death have -beds , as ght dirt to think work ' , , B No y virtue offer , gentlemen of sufficient ? income Of course — You Of ¦ profit 'll keep but a a curate paltry efct , and slice a horse ,

    " * - * . £ J * . W . 1 ~ LV WUW C * . fJCf . A . Jr wUVV The For wage other s will can the one well suffice afford ; What And ride more a- you hunting to common like sense a lord , would ! Young , zealous , enterprising clergy % urge ye , All These going great to advantage the highest s consider bidder ! " Romance , you say \ No ! Truth is here ;

    Who I I p narar arap scattered > hhrase * ase the the som auctioneer auctioneer e such subtle ., words With Of chaff , um to ent catch that religious at its b birds est me , arg , Th God at ' s men servi of ce letters is a sou nee nd d invest but be ment , That Men of faith three and letter zeal s we £ overlook s . d . —

    A AACbb ACftAWU O . AJK 4 . 6 VUA ?! V V W ^ AVVn . That For figures now a of cu th re e bank souls er ' s book treat , , As if that term were obsolete—A Bid cure freel f y we , gentlemen call that , now with -a ou -days t misg a iving living , /

    The Anti-Tobacco Plot.

    THE ANTI-TOBACCO PLOT .

    A Few The Weeks Divisions Back Which On ...

    a few The weeks Divisions back which on the took question place in of the the House permission of Commons and progether hibition missed of smoking fire . on It the will Underground be remembered Railway that have while alto the - House consented to smoking being carried on on the Metroof politan politan practice Trade Railway Extension was have not now proper to taken Line be . indulged , the It appears matter was in sa in , on pi however e hand ntly the Line , and , ec that id 0 $ e by d the the that granting Metro Board the - cnauieu enabled a special that ixi certificate cit Company \~ uiiiycLiiy to under the to iu » Metropolitan institute maiituie a a , bye uj Extension of ** -law *»*» , , under ummw Line * which »» have *»• for »»» .

    each smoking offen is ce . prohibited Thus the vote of a penalty the House forty of Commons shillings has been played entirely in the last overridden of the Divisi j and ons when by Mr we . Brig remember ht—who the on part the publication occasion entirely of this forgot new edict the minister is the more in indecent the partizan . We — trust the will that once some more Honorable take member the smoking , addicted question to ths up pernicious , and induce custom the , gainsaid B House right or of , on otherwise Commons the caprice ) in to office , of deliver any . Jack a decision ( whether which his surname cannot be be

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 12, 1869, page 256, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_12061869/page/2/