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THE TOMAHAWK: A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATI...
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No. 23.] LONDON, OCTOBER 12, 1867. [Pric...
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JACOB'S LAST PATIENT.
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The Tuileries was in a state of constern...
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A SONG OF THE SEES.
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Beg " We ins 're Canterbury brotherly ve...
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tainm A Bubble ent ! We from have the go...
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The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...
THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . "
No. 23.] London, October 12, 1867. [Pric...
No . 23 . ] LONDON , OCTOBER 12 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence . ^
Jacob's Last Patient.
JACOB'S LAST PATIENT .
The Tuileries Was In A State Of Constern...
The Tuileries was in a state of consternation : there was an ominous position buzz among to that the extent imperial that bees the , air and teemed General with Flemy military was oaths forgetting and im his - precations Convention . was stretching its legs and etiquette rubbing the starch out of its ruffles ; dignity was forgetting itself , and nobility becoming oblivious Had the Empress its obligations received ; in news fact , from something Rome -was ? Not up . for the last ten
days . hands Had ? the The Prince forcing Imperial -process taken has not the arrive reins d out at that of yet his . august father ' s Jacob Had had ' the Countess been sent — ? for Come . What , no scandal Jacob , ? you What please Jacob . The ! wh fact was the , saintl for and y Zouave seen alread ! the y to blessed enter Trombone the Imperial ! the Pavilion great ! Cure The ! Emperor Jacob y sent is suffering tic , dietetic from , anastatic a fall from , what his horse will ; the , but Emperor one thing is is ep certain ileptic , , anaesthe Jacob is
within Luckily in close , we have confab a Paris with Majesty correspondent . who is as thick with most friend Princes was as the the onl gentleman y stranger who present does the on this Daily occasion Telamon , though . Our he valued can Napoleon hardly be called when a that stranger Prince , for had he lent staked his own his hack thoroug with hbred the to Quorn Louis , and Malakoff he had both saved of Jacob which ' s incidents life before had Sebastopol been the commencement at the taking of of the an intimacy which ; has since ripened into friendship on both sides . Napoleon the tllW Third Ull \ 4 . was TCMU paral UU > 1 Miijr ysed O ^ Ut We have 1 ALVTV no J . 1 U doub V « t that bUMb we »» w shall MiAJ
JL ^ CVL / V / X ^| V / JL , . TV V * - ^ - * V ^ . «~* *» m ^ . not Majesty be credited had just , but received our co a rrespondent circular from is witness a large German to what firm passed , begg . His ing H the . I . promptest M . to understand attention that , and any that " order having however lately become large would the proprietors meet with tention of the stock to a in superb trade collection of several of bankrupt needle-guns firms which , they would could be call movmted his atat French the shortest and Austrian notice notes . No taken credit to allowed amount for . peaceful The firm intentions took the . opportunity of calling attention to their any new fabric which for consistency ,
best strength looms , and of Paris durability or Vienna , epuld . " compete with any stuff produced by the colour "N . . " B . —The new Prussian Blue , warranted to wash and not to change have It c produced annot be paralysis supposed , but that there the mere is not reception the least doubt of this that circular the august could sufferer had been in the best spirits and talking very loud for some weeks pa tem st , and that now there was a complete prostration of the entire
sys-. However , Jacob had arrived , and after a preliminary salute and a few pla frame intiv e notes Zouave on the of C trombon onsolation e , which looked produced fixedlat a shiver the form in his of M the ajesty Em ' s - peror , reclining on the sofa before him and remarked y that there must be t a he wound bump somewhere of self esteem . On . inspection This mark he discovered Jacob seemed a circular inclined wound to call near a Bismarck for some reason or other ; anyhow , the repetition of the word s O ee VtV m ^ jnidL ed to IU awa < % Wr & k XVC e the IL & C dormant m / AXllCCIlb senses aWJ . lSC 3 of KJL the Lll «* patient JJ CLUWXXC f , , on Wll . seeing av ministre « uill ^ whi ir uivi c la t
Jacob threw out his hands and roared , * ' Crcnom d ' un a b who rocket can cure Don ' the t lie biggest there , wound there are to thousands our national of Z vanity ouaves . a And t command saving diseas your Ma e , or jesty yo ' u s resp must ect you satisfied must either swallow shut your e pill eyes , big and as it combat is . " the The Emperor started to his feet , much to Jacob ' s own surprise , and loo Jacob king w expostulated arily round : whisp he had ered cured , " We all must the maimed knock under and . the " halt to be f ound , especiall , and he y with must the have Chassepot fresh cri against pples . the What Needle so -gun effective ! there as would a good ' nt
The Tuileries Was In A State Of Constern...
fact be a , if his in Majesty either army would which not emp would loy his not miraculous stand in need talents of he repair would . In go his over eyes to M rolling . Bismarck , his hair himself , ( what . there Jacob was looked of it sp ) lendid standing at this up at juncture least an ; inch oracle , with , " Beware prophetic , without fire , his hands will outstretched you cannot , move he screamed a limb . like The an Zouaves The Zouave want work turned . triump Reflect hant , et , le when diable , like femporte a shock ! " from a galvanic jar , the soldier Imperial ' s belt leg shot a startling out , and proof planting of the its cure nervous effected foot a little below the
Jacob disappeared gave through the portiere , and was heard . rolling rapidly down Napoleon the grand picked staircase up the . trombone which Jacob in his hurry had forgotten , and conducting our Correspondent to the door , placed the instruyou ment have in his seen hands , and . should " This malice , mon cker ever , whisper will be a that souvenir the branches to you of of what the san Imperial te dtc tronc tree are bon ne . less " , you can bear witness , que vous avez trouve la
A Song Of The Sees.
A SONG OF THE SEES .
Beg " We Ins 'Re Canterbury Brotherly Ve...
Beg " We ins ' re Canterbury brotherly very , . " Without " Our mouths doubt , , " says , are Ely meal . y , " We ' ve the voice of the charmer As well , " rejoins Armagh . Drily Dril " I don y adds adds ' t think Montreal Montreal so at all .. , "
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A " nswers Whatever Sodor we can and , " Man . " And what may that be ? ' ' Enquires Tennessee . Rep "I ' m lies sure Bishop I don Tozer 't know . , Sir , " " What ' s the use then of t % h / ++ roublin ii '
V V 11 Mb * J W ** w MOW v *^**** 'V ^* ¦*• ^ r v ^^ And > * fussing *• > ? . " says Dublin -w—v . F " ollows Was such Aberdeen folly e ' er seen . ?" up I " h The alf think whole , " thing says ' Quebec s a bad sp . ec , " That ' s about what it ' s worth
To my fancy , " says Perth . Amazed " Then wh , asks y all New this talk York ?" . That * To ' s leave the r our eason wo , " rk undone ys London —; .
Tainm A Bubble Ent ! We From Have The Go...
tainm A Bubble ent ! We from have the good Boilers reason to . — believe Yet another that the new Sout place h Ke of nsingt enter o - the Muse South um w Kensington ill change its Cole name Hole , and . be known to generations to come as
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 12, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_12101867/page/1/
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