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    • A CHAPTER FROM THE ARABIAN NIGHTS.
    • PROH PUDOR ! PROFESSOR. ;
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      The Tomahawk: A Saturday Journal Of Sati...

      THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . I "INVITAT CUXPAM QUI PECCATUM PROETERIT . "

      No. 10.] London, July 13, 1867. [Price T...

      No . 10 . ] LONDON , JULY 13 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .

      A Chapter From The Arabian Nights.

      A CHAPTER FROM THE ARABIAN NIGHTS .

      And It Ceremony Will Be Interesting The ...

      and It ceremony will be interesting the Viceroy to the of E public gypt was to kn received ow with on what his landing pomp the on our British hosp nation itable — shores € hat , was and accorded the splendid to him welcome . The — following worthy is of ( From our Special , Reporter . ) Dover , Saturday- , 6 th July , 9 a . m . The ^^^ ^ h ^ b ^^ pp Viceroy v ^ h ^^ p » ^^ p ^ 4 b ^ h ^ p p has ^^^^ ^ " ^ — just ^ ™ ™ —^ m ^ p * landed ^™— ™ ™ *^^^ ^^^^ p . ^^ pr ^ p # ^ . . ^ r The ^^^ . ^ m ^ k ^^^ r Chief ^^^ pv ^ b ^ k ^ L ^^^ 04 pV Waiter ^ F ^ v ^ t ^ p * Jfc ^ H ^^^* ^ L from ^ L *^ L ^^^ p ^ ^ L ^ L ^ L the b ^ ^» ^ —

      ceive Lord Warden him . He , representing was welcomed the with Queen three , was wild in and readiness enthusiastic to reand cheers two , which dirty little were boys caught . The up and waiter lustil ( whose y echoed name by is a fisherman Thomas ) in then the ceremoniousl shape of the y day presented ' s Bill of the Fare Viceroy at the with Hotel a loyal . The address Vice- , roy A German returned band a most here gracious struck rep up ly " , Slap seated Bang on his . " portmanteau He was then . conducted Stationwhere by the he was Mayor comfortabl 's valet ¦ and ¦ /¦ laced the waiter in great to the state Railway in b a

      ¦ third ^ ™ — ^^ - ^^ class ^^^ , ^»"" carriage " ^ p ^^» - ^^ ^^^ " ^^ » - . — — ¦ ¦• - ^ ^ -- ^—^— " "" ^ " ^ ¦ ' p ^ p * ^ y p ¦ * m ^ p ^^ p ^^ fr ^ , » . ^ fa * ^^^ ¦¦» ^ p * 4 pv V ^^ v ^> v V ^^^ , L A « v >^ ^^ Charing Cross Station , 12 o'clock . The Viceroy has just reached London . He has been received with the same pomp and ceremony by the Station Master and where an Eng he ine partook Driver of . a He splendid was conducted cold collation to the , consisting luncheon- or bar a , ^ Bath ^^^ " ¦ 1 ^ p ^ b ^ h bun v ^ w ^ r ^ ^ w ^ h , * some ^ v - ^^ ^ v ^ m ^ v - ^ p ^ ¦ mustard ^^¦^¦^— ¦ ^^ ^ p ¦ ™ ^^ ^ p ^ B and ™ ^^~ " ^ p ^ cress ^^ ^^ ^^ p ^^ p ^^ p , h a ¦ ™ few ^^ ^¦ ^ j ^ r v oysters ^ pr ^ v ' vhpr ^ p ^ pP ^ B ^ av , V ^ and h ^ vrjfr ^ ^^^^ ^ a # ^ bottle p ^ yT ^^ p * ^ v ^ pi ^ b ^^^*

      ing of ginger of two beer policemen . Here , escorted a battalion the of Viceroy the Mounted to a four Police -wheel , consist cab - , having which they ceremoniousl requested y p him laced to his hail portmanteau , and which and he hat entered -box , on after to the roof . tientl " Now . , look alive—where to V asked the cabman impa-At y this strange enquiry , both the Viceroy and the two mounted police were fairly puzzled , and there being no intelligible response ,

      knows the cabman , all articles drove left off in to cabs Scotland are deposited "Yard , where until , as claimed everyone by their owners . Here the Viceroy passed the night in sweet rebags pose , , and surrounded a thousand by parasols other lost , muffs articles , walking , dreaming -sticks , umbrellas of Marble , Sir Halls Richard and vassals Mayne and telegraphed serfs . On to the the following Secretary day of State ( Sunday for ) the India India , and enquired Office during whether his stay » the ar Viceroy in England was the The property reply re of

      -^» w «• . •*»••¦ - ^ kpv » mm- ** - ^* «««•«• »*«^ k <•*¦»*• a' » ** - * p > i ^*» fc »» AJtv »> . •* . J >*^^ A V * " ' r * T A *¦» turned was—** Certainly not : put him up at some respectable hastily public to carry -house at Scotland out . " these Whilst Yard instructions , , however and claimed , , arrangements the the Earl Viceroy of Dudley were as his pending private called property . He was accordingly handed over to his Lordship , who Dudle drove House off in with Park him Lane in . his Lordship's private carriage to y Sunday NigJit .

      Lord It is Dudley said that was the — " first that he observation thought they made managed by the these Viceroy things to better in France . " We , curiously , are of the same opinion .

      The Strike For The Intimidating Tailors....

      The Strike for the Intimidating Tailors . —The lash .

      Proh Pudor ! Professor. ;

      PROH PUDOR ! PROFESSOR . ;

      Has Of The Eng Cast Land Great His Has A...

      of The Eng cast land great his has apostle at is over last of Conteism come Broadhead out and in . his The future true Professor Positivist colours of . dictator London Beesly University , the aeg highly educated and refined scholar , the brilliant tempted writer in to the palliate Fortnig the htly Sheffield Review ^ atrocities has , in a . publi We c did meeting think , the atwhen climax we of degradation discovered that and utter the infamous shamelessness wretch had Broadhead been reached was absolutely enriching himself on his infamy the bar ; of that his he was nightly

      house the centre . But of when an admiring one whose circle duty at it is to instruct own and public set an - morality example and to youth common —whom decency we , may however fairl much y require he may to try teach to * unteach advantage relig of ion a ^ liberal —who education may be supposed , and to to have have been enjoyed exposed every to the an one humanizing to the deliberatel whole influence y , in le a of public of respectable land place , mentions speaking society— the throug when revolting h such the press ( crimes . 1 UKC 3 which wjiiuii have uavc peop been t / ccix revealed itvi Eng , an , u before u \ , i , . v ± ^ the » of ^» i _ Commission < ww . _ - ' dis at

      Sheffieldin any other language than that unmitigated - gust Broadhead and , aversion and his , we band really of Thugs must are be such allowed exceptional to doubt monsters whether as we supposed them to be . We all know what a fatal effect all Exeter know Hall in what has on rampant the virtu exc es esses of charity bigotry , and prejudice truthfulness , ignorance ; we , j the know and negro hi slander ghest into of Jamaica what crime are apt absurd which has to led indul extravagances anyone his ge sympathizers beneath can commit its of sacre sp ; in ite we the d and all roof eyes know malice ; of we these that also the j towards

      philanthropists is to show the slightest consideration , position or to make of great the slightest difficulty allowance and danger for . , a We brav take e man all these placed points m a into Beesl consideration y . How long , but he will we remain can find a Professor no excuse of for anything Professor but his lieve own one peculiar of those op enthusiasts inions remains who to hope be to seen erect . He on is the , we ruins bebe publican of constitutional the , dictator hierarchy and government high of Positivist priest ; and but s or he the Conteists will Christian not do , of mu which relig ch to ion he further , a is re to - his scheme by showing a kind of sympathy with the have greatest

      the been atrocities atrocities most perpetrated reb that that ellious , , since since on Pagan the the system days davs , of ; of of the atrocities Burke Burke most and and arrogant from Thuergism l nuggism which Infidel the , , nave mind instinc ever ever of - tivel execrable y revolts ; but ; to which half-approve to have or committed faintly condemn is , indeed which , , after most We their have commission written , thus is— seriousl what we y cannot on this trust subject ourselve , as s it to is describe not one . which silent , we can should be lightl , indeed y treated ,, merit , and the one worst on punishment which were which we to our be motto can invite *

      Imitating At A Party " The Where Cries T...

      imitating At a party " the where cries the of animals priests , " were a very discussing lovely girl - the said subject , " Oh , of I can coo like a dove . " " For Heaven ' s sake , don ' t , madam , " said an old gentleman opposite , " or you'll give us all the coup l de grace , " \

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 13, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_13071867/page/1/