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— ._. . _ . . l „ I THE TOMAHAWK: A SATU...
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No. 80.] LONDON, NOVEMBER 14, 1868. [Pri...
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UTHUM HORUM MAVIS, ACCIPE.
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Times The for Pall a singularl Mall Gaze...
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— ._. . _ . . L „ I The Tomahawk: A Satu...
— . _ . . _ . . l „ I THE TOMAHAWK : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITTAT CULPAM OUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . " |
No. 80.] London, November 14, 1868. [Pri...
No . 80 . ] LONDON , NOVEMBER 14 , 1868 . [ Price Twopence .
Where Will £Te Stop ?
WHERE WILL £ TE STOP ?
Become Our Friend Jealous , Of Sir The R...
become Our friend jealous , of Sir the Richard name which Mayne M , . Haussman , we are , the informed Prefect , determined of the Seine that , has obtained reiin for Scotland innovations Yard , and shall is be consequentl marked b y a series of acts which shall gn be henceforth remembered as the y how in Code Hy such de Mayne Park an . arbitrary , when Not b the eing proceeding mob quite returned certain might , railing succeed after his for , he railing little began repulse , as with to the now famous muzzle lawandextremelleased at the abject
which reception is of now the notoriou same , followed s as , the it , up Hoop with Arrestation y the p grand conception Act . Sir determined Richard is now to put drawing down , up and a , as list usual of nuisances , " from information which he has we have details received of his intention , " we are . enabled to present our readers with « i . Whereas Twx *\ , iN . « . o it 11 , 10 is a a . notorious uuiuiiv / uo fact iav < i that luai horses uutsca have uavc been uccuivuuwu known
" to Richard kick persons himself had with his great eye nearl violence y put , and out by whereas the whisk Sir will of a have pony power ' s tail , to this seize is and to g hamstring ive notice any that horse the , police pony , being or mul hobbled e appearing and in its the tail public cut off streets at the root without . its feet 2 . Also led , it women having come conceal to his ho knowledge in or that their many crinolines unprincithis p is to authorise the police ops to seize upon any and all such , offenders the spot . , and appropriate the hoops thus discovered on
3 . And whereas it is absolutely certain that the present style of meaning hat worn , the police by men have is orders incommodious to bonnet , ug any ly , person and un or - able persons head w - e piece aring for suc their h hat own s , or use kno or ck profit off . the objection-4 . Great complaints having been made regarding the abuse notice of vehicles that the kno members wn as pera of the mbulato police rs , force this have is to orders give
to sit upon all babies taking exercise in such vehicles . th Any e nearest mothe police rs or nurs station es interf tilt they ering are will called be d for eposited , and the in expenses of their keep defrayed by the owners . 5 . Mrs by . Mayne cabs and having omn comp ibuses lain thro ed u latel gh y of the stre noise ets of made the public metrop carriage olis , Sir app Richard earing in further the thoroug enacts hfar that es o any f London such sseized unless eizedbroken broken at the time ud for for used firewood firewood by himself and and b burnt or urnt the in force the the , differ different will e nt , up ,
6 . Also stati ons , er belonging eas a scu to rrilous Sir Richard a , ercalle Mayne d the . Tomahawk has , dared to criticise the acts pp of , usthe lawful Dictator , attaching ridicule to our name , be , enacted that any , act person of reading or persons such purchasing scandalous such publication paper , or taken , shall in the be mad tattooed e amenable at once to by the force the nearest in a fine superintendent of five pounds , . and 7 . It Buckingham having come Palace to the prominent is at present ears without of Sir an Richard occupant that , he has thought good to take up his residence within its
walls think until fit . such time as he , in his good pleasure , shall S . All volunteers arrested in uniform will be retained until further orders as a guard of honour at the palace . Given by us , Richard Mayne , At our Palace of Scotland Yard .
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UTHUM HORUM MAVIS , ACCIPE .
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p , , purest Pall Mall of all is — very self carelessl -interest y . edited But there . On is Friday no deny , October ing that 30 the th , fact it published : — in its summary of news the following appalling "An accident has happened to Mr . Barry Sullivan . While acting foot down * * stag * e slip Tuesday ; the consequen night , Mr ce . Sullivan was that set he his sprained right
his ankle . " sprain Now e , we his are ankle very , but sorry of what to possible hear that interest Mr . Barry can the Sulliva fact be n to trical anyon circle e but in which Mr . Barry his name Sullivan no ' doubt friends stands , and hi a small h ? thea-That a very moderate actor of , some colonial , and g provincial require reputation the c world an clai to m to be informed a person whenev of such er he im m portan eets with ce as any to sli ¦ ht ** accident Aiv ¦¦ is ^ v a supposition more » m flattering to Mr . ¦ Barry ¦
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reported " With yesterday regard to , w the e are accident informed Mr that . , although S . Mr . Sullivan , will have to keep his bed for some time , there is reason to hope that This he is ha rather s sustained baffling no . permanent Mr . Arthu injury r S . Sullivan . " , the greatest M of r . our Barr young Sullivan English the composers actorand , is it is rather the sam hard e per that son his as very numerous y admirers should ; be agitated by a report of his no being thing confined more no to le his ss bed than by an oversight accident o , which the Editor accide , i of . the P Sullivan all Mall out . of We temper hope , it that has if this ot pu mistake t him out has . of put tune Mr . . Arthur
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 14, 1868, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14111868/page/1/
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