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    • CANVASSrJSTG THE LADIES.
    • WATTS FOR JO.
    • CHOPS (TO FOLLOW).
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      2io Tub Tomaha Wk . {November 14, 1868.

      2 IO TUB TOMAHA WK . { November 14 , 1868 .

      Canvassrjstg The Ladies.

      CANVASSrJSTG THE LADIES .

      To Dear Last Mr We . Ek Tomahawk And Now...

      to Dear last Mr we . ek Tomahawk and now , that —I could I take not muster courage to inform to write how excuse you I fared me if I make , further this my canvass last letter of the up ladies on my the pen , you subject must . really It you is onl me accuse y to the write me reflection of these no longer few that farewell reposing , were word I confidence altogether s of painful in silent you confession , that , you induces . might tinct guess To . actions make I could a , long for sooner — matter what make do short you out , I fifty think am of threatened ? your I def most y with any perplexing two man dis - acrostics CLK ^ L Vj . 3 L . 1 . V ^ 3 than CH . CU 1 . J . you y VJU . could w \ J the KJLi . \ JL law \ divine - * JL v aaiv the vuv not matter ajla «* i t , ww accused * . that w . > .. ¦ . i _ v *« has of * . * . *^ n + r entan va * i > Ui 14 gled & ivv 4

      bribery me am in charged the , of meshes intimidation . Will of you . believe No . ; I it it am ? is non The e upshot of these of with my treating which canvas , of I - I sing I Marriage have I vow the to ladies to ! defend of Mr a my coup . Tomahawk district le of in actions the I Conservative am for— as Breach innocent interest of Pro as mise is a , babe that of justify unborn this . I you fearful have , done visitation nothing . , It said , is nothing a plot— , looked a plant nothing , a wicked , to acquainted conspiracy— with that the , and innate nothing cruelty more of the . ' Were female I heart not too , I should sadly attribute misfortune to those vile Liberals ii *^ having iiv » a

      diuiuuiv my my uiiaiviiiuiiv . * . v » « . "v »» aw v "v # .-mj- ^ . _« .. > . > inj ; , sprung ^ r & •* You mine know on me how . Yet ill I why fared should in the canvass latter and owe that me I a have grudge not robbed it plot not is wholly one them and of due a the to sing same feminine le vote thing my . machinations No , for , no was ; , I fear . not Yet this Eve , after nefarious the all first , is Radical % widow bewitching Why of am faded little I to charms be jade persecuted . , Yet thoug neither h thus the of % other them One , I , of I will swear my pursuers to , is you a most , is a X I g clvt ive to LU suppose 314 L / f- / vS 3 w that LZXC *» C I JL \ entertained * X 1 IV-JL luixawu ember in . a their v- mi " ^*** regard * v ^ w * ^ - * the « ,. ** w most aa ^ vuv dis ** i ^ - -

      tant on their idea part of matrimony ; my being . asked I rem by them a to g return hty deal , and to coquetry return them once more ; nor , will and I even deny yet that again I was , and closeted argue with the each matter of them out with on the clare several impudence I occasions talked to politics , declare and for the that no whole short I never visit length , thoug even of time so much . widow But as I men has de- - to tioned be ever them at . She side even and goes that so far I promised as to say to that conduct I asked her her to the the kind altar ; that whereas my I can , the recall , very , is nearest a request approach that she to would anything vote on of my led l side & that Hid —a I very would different myself dUU matter see her JAVi , as safel & you will to the + perceive % polling — -booth and a

      when p warml she JJlC ^ - has ge W the fondled the time I . J audacity . WVJ came it U-JAJL . ¦ LXLJr Wh for to say voting does &\ that *\ . she . As I not took wu for y the her ww at han other * once . * .. ¦* d in that - little ***** mine ^ I minx wvvwaa took and , with thoug her sionall on the h y y I object ext own knee ended I of should ? paying to I did the m y nothing uch her young certain like of by to the paternal indignant do say kind so , Mr attentions papas . , Tomahawk though , than , occa more of - , showing of love . And any whilst that could 1 am possibl on the y subject be construed , why should into avowals I not m coming ake a clean forwardness breast of wh it e 'I n she Why charges should I hide mo her st falsely most unbe with

      liberties I never took , ? It was sheMr . Tomahawkthat seized my now it argume were hand I put the nt , — and it most I to saw not you natural her I , how hers , the could . thing designing She I encounter affected , young world to her do monkey ; would and it in - — , be th as e innocent cou though heat ld of I , homo familiarity sum with and so an I unmanly am . I thought rebuff ? her I have conduct alread forward y said , but you I OHw should 14 XVA not ilUv , be U \ + honest ILUHvub if *•* I did VIJ . W not iiviw v confess ** - **** ww ^ r that »*** w *» it * *¦> was »» * - * w not <**^ «* alto «•« * *^/ - And thenthink of and of

      gether disagreeable to me . , my years hers Mr . Bri ! It ght is say mo s nstrous of the , minority atrocious clause , " infamous . And and then odious , to cr , " as to all , convert this unprincip to sound led Christian young creature views and , who to m a proper went on conception purpose widow of of the nothing . utility She but of declares Church the Protestant that the whol in Establishment every e time visit ! I And m , says so , too that did , s I n ays othing talked the the but authorised urge upon her and the beautiful happy , union services of her of our and belov me , according ed Church to . port This of is our what Protestant comes of Institutions canvassing . for Mr . Disraeli and the

      sup-Will blameless nothing life protect to me for ? nothin Are my ? long I can years call a whole celibacy host of my witnesses timents vious communications on to the character subject go , to and of you matrimony I trust to be g that put . in you Yet , to will show who allow can my real hope my sen pre to - - hole read outswear y seated to take a with resolute her her Bible niece woman oath for that ? full Besides she ten saw min , there utes me , is throug her a maiden hand h the ti aunt keyclasped , in mine . This is true enough ; but I have , already given ghtly you I have a comp laid lete the exp foregoing lanation particulars of that ambi befo guous re our attitude local Con . servative Committee , at whose urgent request I undertook the arduous

      office office stand which which that I has has shall cost cost expect me me so so them dear dear , , to and and defen have have d sriven both iven actions them them to to for under under me --believe and if I it am ? cast They in flatly damages refuse that to do they anything will pay of them the . kin Will d ; say you - , ing , that it would be different if I had been more successful in tinct my canvass female , promise but that , as I have I have no not claim obtained upon them them a whatsoever single dis- . had Think the of face the to ingratitude Udd that of mi Party ! One insolent young sprig

      in obtaining votes * , seeing I the ght pretty well have pranks been I hadjbeen so unsuccessful up to . There was a Brutus for you ! I am too indignant to write more . pret Will ensions _ yow take in favour up my of cause the women , or at least ? One put thing down at , these least political is clear , that No No man man if women is is safe safe are . . If If to I I be am am canvassed not not . I I should should , women like like must to to know know canvass who who is is them ? ? It It .

      than strikes I me previousl that y Mr gave . Mill him is a , credit deeper for and . shrewder He is all philosop for giving her women them . the I know franchise he professes ; but— to note object this to !— canvassing he refuses altogether to canvass ; but I think I have now discovered his real reason . He is afraid that of actions I had been for breaches as wise . Let promise all canvassers from his pet take clients warning ! Would by my miserable examp JL , le .

      From , dear Mr . Tomahawk , Your faithfully but much troubled friend and admirer , Rhadamanthus Smalltalk . girl P . S . — Do y you ing the think widow I should ? I should mend th matters us get rid by of marry one ing action the . And I confess the young creature ' s hand was very warm and soft , and Give th me at your sort of advice thing ; , and and be her p manner leased to regard markabl thi s postscri engaging pt . as migh private t be use and d agains confidential t me at , the as trial in case . I did not marry her , //

      Watts For Jo.

      WATTS FOR JO .

      How Can Dear Little Fanny J . . . If I O...

      How can dear little Fanny J . . . If I only mprove Hon ey get Holborn s the p lay ghts , And only Byron writes ?

      Chops (To Follow).

      CHOPS ( TO FOLLOW ) .

      Ticall " A Y R I O Fear Se By This Any I...

      ticall " A y r o fear se by this any is other not the name case— would call it smell garlic as and sweet try . . " Prac-V honour The late of being enameller made to a the Guy ladies of this of 5 Europe th of November has arrived . This at the is of the her law clients of retaliation—though she made fools as well as guys

      . ** * particular Aii undertaker about the informed uniform me appearance the other day of his that mutes he was . " very He liked cemetery in all his arrangements /'

      # # XX--When grief comes to an honest man he shows a clean balance clean pair -sheet of heels . When . a scamp comes to grief he shows a

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 14, 1868, page 210, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14111868/page/2/