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    • THE "WORKING MAN"—HIS SENTIMENTS.
    • SANS PEUR ET SANS REPROCHE.
    • FROM TEN TO FOUR.
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      The Tomahawk. A Saturday Journal Of - Sa...

      THE TOMAHAWK . A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF - SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PRETERIT . "

      No. 32.] London, December 14, 1867. [Pri...

      No . 32 . ] LONDON , DECEMBER 14 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .

      The "Working Man"—His Sentiments.

      THE " WORKING MAN "—HIS SENTIMENTS .

      " One Inan Is As Good As Another, And—Be...

      " One inan is as good as another , and—better ' . "

      He Calleth A Spade A Spade. To Oh What Y...

      HE CALLETH A SPADE A SPADE . to Oh what yjer iVe Britisji got to public tell yer . ; , Oh or yer by all bloated that ' s aristocrats true I will , make just listen yer ! Don't we live in a land of liberty , don't we dwell in a place bloated where the , dwellers horny hand of Bel of industry gravia and can turn Brompton up its , ngse where at the the "honest artisan can make his voice heard in the library of the flunkified politician , the study of the stuck-up author , and the

      workroom fangled notion - of the s and lazy his useless stupid inventions man of science , going ; with for to his rob new the - likewise honest artisan his beer , with ? Now his , horny just listen hand , yer of British industry public , of his , because work , refuse yer knows to listen yer , must why , the that honest 's the artisan truth of , with it— his yer horny must ! hand Ifyer of about industry it , , the will days just come of bloatedness and make is yer over ! Its , likewise no sort of the use times fussing of wor wor chains m m have have and turned turned fetters , linon and such the the crusher crushei iike things * and and have now now ver disappeared er bloat bloated ed ones ones , the . upon - y

      yer fellers upper that ten have thousand wasted , your yer miserable time in , school readers instead and writers of making , yer , tocrats your hands eve horny one with of honest industry -d , all swells yer and stuck nobs -up aris who - washe this here s , your lesson ry faces —the more honest yer than purse artisan once prou a , with week , his just horny come hand and learn of industry , is your master , and y ' ere his slaves , for ain ' t England a fectly free country running , and over do with n ' t we liberty Briton and s dwell such in like a clime blessings which ? is

      per-A ** f \*\ rlJ 4 . UlXA * li-lg \ J V V » JL W ibll X \**\* X V V MUU i 3 U \« I * A & XltW UlV /^^ lllgO i Oh , I ' m a-going to let yer know what ' s what ! I ' ve stood yer patronage a precious sight too long I What did yer mean by try " literary ing to " institutio elevate ns " me , " , a with nd the your rest " workma of it ? n Just ' s clubs tell , " me that your . What my hands did yer horny mean with by industry interfering , an 4 with didn me 't I 1 know Couldn how ' t to I drink make us my e beer to me 3 ? W Nothing hat mor ! e co No uld , b ut er yer larn must me th eve at n woul come d be a prying of any and and about and if

      u n was der a a bothering a sort lass of -shade curiosity and a buzzing ^ made a kind a of show thing me of , th until at treating ought so to drummed me be as put last into began my ears to believe that I you ought . And to be now better I ' ve , than learn I yer t was something , that I to at the purpose . I ' ve learnt that force rules the world , and that gets the honest around artisan him enough , with his of his horny mate hand s , is of more industry than , a match he on for ly as as all much much the book in in mv lea nower rning on as as mv the missus missus face of is is when when e earth she she riles riles Why me me yer after after are my power my

      law I ' ve bless been out yer , on y ' ere the mu spree ch too I And bloated what ' s to more allow yer it knows . " No it , " / s But ays you dustry , " , it likewise is not the it is honest not our artisan flesh , and with blood the horny , it is hand the ' rough of in- ' that is a doing of all the mischief . " The idea ! Why was it the into " rough the " as Home pulled Office down , or the went railings for to at visit Hyde of Park the , Queen or broke at Y Windsor ' are quite Castle ignorant . Not ! - a But bit I of 'll it pretty . Y ' ere soon perfectly larn you ridiculous who ' s to I be will the be master slaves , " and so down who on isn your ' t . " marrow Britons bones never , and never stay , never there

      until I give yer leave to get up ! Howsoever there's one thing to I can understand 't make out it , . and How perhap comes s your it book now -learning that I may can hel deliver p me and " orations " bring , " and tears frig to hten the ej the -es police " of Home , and make Secretaries " demonstrations , and lord it , " furriners over you . , am Not still long unable ago to the hold honest my own artisan against , with the frog his -e horny ating hand everywhere V ¥ Vl- Jf f of * ll ^ industry i ^« . J But ^ KA . % , after aLbWl couldn CVLAy all ' , t what " be * . *•« . *» matched does \ AU ^ O it X k , matter and JliatkWl now ? i he The X A ' s honest 11 beaten UUV 3 U

      artisan's got other things to do now . Hasn ' t he got to spout becomes and to vote of , the and missus to agitate and ? the He brats don , so ' t long care as very he feel much s as what how he lives in a land of liberty and can lord it over them as thinks theirselves And now his I'm betters a-getting ! That tired ' s of the this pint here , after writing all—ain , so ' t it I ? shall break off . I send it to the Editor of the Tomahawk , because up I know to the as fact how that he loves when liberty the honest ; and artisan what ' s , with more , his is horny quite hand paper of he industry sends ' em , is to riled , the at honest not having artisan his , with articles his horn put y in hand the of industry , is very apt to smash some , people's winders !

      Sans Peur Et Sans Reproche.

      SANS PEUR ET SANS REPROCHE .

      Says Layard, Would That I Could Speak Al...

      Says Layard , would that I could speak All that I think of Dr . Beke . Says Beke , the motto of Great Bayard Says Is just Tomahaw what is ' nt k J , . no A . longer Layard bore . us . You both may go to—Theodorus .

      From Ten To Four.

      FROM TEN TO FOUR .

      At The Present Time When So Many Letters...

      At the present time when so many letters—for the most yart the as ill usuall -informed y tranquil as they columns are acrimonious of our fashionable —have been contemporary convulsing , the in connexion Morning with Post , official we cannot life but will think that for the our following readers scene an in- , , possess , terest of no ordinary character : — U SCENE ^^ Cii ^ IVi . — and The JL f * Seali % * apartment * r * 'MS *~ 4 'f v wr W WVif oj - office J Mr * ' ' . Sloman * JSnter » - * •'• ' ' * * r + w hurriedl r > j Chief ^* i ww + * g clerk mr w * Mr "r »^ i ^ w Joties n www the *'

      ( Tape a junior clerk . ng ) -wax . , y , . Mr . Jones . —I am afraid , Sir , that I must ask you to allow me out of couple town , to of atte days nd ' leave the burial of absence of an , aunt as I of am mine obliged . to go maining Mr . S , loman Mr . Jones . —How ? many days of leave have you still reholidays to Mr hop . e Jones that , but , . — under u Well m the , Sir circumstances , the indisposed fact is , I of to av the acc e e or xha case d u me , sted I two v all entu day my re s

      of special leave yo . ay shall Mr . not SLOMAN oppose . any { after obstacle a panse to your — \ Very desire good of , attending Mr . Jones the , I have funeral been of your more aunt satisfactory . I may had mention it been , however a closer , relative that it . would ( Mr . yones winks furtively and exit . )

      The Coldest Reception.—Meeting A Chilled...

      The Coldest Reception . —Meeting a chilled shot .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 14, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14121867/page/1/