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    • AN INDIGNANT REMONSTRANCE.
    • "DE LA SMITH TO THE RESCUE!"
    • WHO BREAKS, PAYS !
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      Zeyla, Nov. 2%Th. Way Well Of Beg , Here...

      hear of my I asked bringing him the what pocket the revolver kitchen was , but wanted won ' for ive and any reasons to " what have was . got the up " fun Abyssinia of starting " before at nig I started ht ? " . He He ' s says quite I ri oug g , ht— ht I ought to * . * # * - ,. # # The chief has just called again , and thrown in one of his s isters I mu . st I ' close m to to this let . him know in half an hour . Mail just off , s

      December " 14, 1867.] The Tomahawk. 335 ...

      December " 14 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 335 _

      An Indignant Remonstrance.

      AN INDIGNANT REMONSTRANCE .

      Write Sir Fast ,—I Enoug Can Scarcely H,...

      write Sir fast , —I enoug can scarcely h , probably get out owing my to word the fury s , and which my pen pushes won i ' t into the ink before me . In fact , Sir , I ' m in a towering rage malady and have which startled is by my no ow mean n quiet s chronic self with with an me exp . losive Mong oath Diou , a " _ can Sir ' ( t I stay speak in in this French infernal to country get accustomed any longer to . the Butchers change ) rob , I one nx \ p > - servants servants take take your vour money monev and and your vour wine wine and and leave leave at at aa

      moment dome scullery , stic ' wenches s is notice to be ^ to wear found better lavender who themselves will kid touch , maids gloves what p , lay while the down piano scarcel , from and y a goes the comp master elled ' s to table pay . heavy All this , taxes one for mig the ht support use of , but the here police we , who are wanted invariably . Low shine hounds by their from some absence black at guard the moment debating club they may are beard may mav hound Vioiiri you in on on your illiterate illiterate own rooms rebels rebel with s with with impunity the the ¦ wickedest wickedest . Provincial abuse abuse papers of of

      existing commenced laws to take and out government of durance . vile A a most couple expensive of effete war idiots is , wh about why o , meddled Sir our , wise we with are laws what the and most was internal no tape busines - order ridden , econ s , of place omy theirs -loving , and . We justice , time talk - , serving nation on the face of this blessed earth . And now we highway have our a cabmen nd Scotland upsetting yard peaceful , looking passengers on with a on grin the . Queen If the ' s police is to be of no use , do away with it , and let us . go about wi WIUM th . rapier lCLyjX autocrat \ l , CX and -XXXA followers lUllW with L'ia occasional like XilVV our KJKXM . ail ancestors barricade \ # V » 7 VVl * 9 . « to But JJUL this no XXKJ state , j Sir KS XX , y of I X

      prefer an an happ things , y ) so , a I nd ' m should off to better Paris times ( my mean arrive s , permit direct , me the luxury , HENRI ( formerl DE y Henry JONS , Jones ) Ouai Voltaire , Paris . ou . r Not correspondent e by Ed . — applies Of course to H we . M cannot . Consuls endorse in Abyssinia the epithets , as inte we have nse irritation no doubt , nor they do we have bee ho n written the polic in e could a moment preven of the war with King Theodore .

      "De La Smith To The Rescue!"

      "DE LA SMITH TO THE RESCUE !"

      Always Anxious To Act In A Spirit Of Per...

      Always anxious to act in a spirit of perfect fairness , it is with much pleasure that we find room for the following genial article written by a large-hearted Civil Servant in defence of his fellows : — " The public at d large is somewh l / AAlVAiait at slow to itVS take bEVW offence UX 4 VHVW but

      there ar « W e always ULSXJ-W . »» to ICUgW be fou *^ nd Q a certain i ^ iV n umbe r .. of persons ; 9 who UUb th at eir the pen first s and indication deluge of the any daily cause press of complaint with indignant , grasp remon hold of - have strances any . specific These gentlemen information , as whereon a rule , to base not their wait arguments until they , but in the VIIW they sam 0 C & . 1 tear AJW e manner lllCbllilWi and tra as mple * 0 C a * bull UUAi on the treat l » 4 . VCtl object s ^ ¦ a * bit Uli of of Vf * red tVU their wrath * . , much rag lag

      " The bit of red rag , at the present instant , is the Foreign hav Morning Office e , , for and Post the the , most bulls whose are part columns numerous , confided have and their been extremel lamentations bristling y savage with to ; exp they the loplicit sive letters creden from ce to enraged these writ contributors ers , we must . come Were to we the to conclusion give imthe that D every epartment vice inherited of the Secretary by human of infirmity State tor is Foreign to be found Affairs in . We are told that a warrant of appointment is powerless to en-

      Always Anxious To Act In A Spirit Of Per...

      have at sure the to jJaid hands an the officer of proper certain the luxury toll official , and of vultures submitted a salary , , whose until to the such names usual officer and exactions posi shall - tions indignation have , . up We to the are present told harrowing time , been tales withheld of the from manner public in which the prospects of a worthy young man are blighted , and deserving the services public of a servant deserving himself public shelved servant from sneered all hope at , of future the disclosed employment that . In Lord fact Stanley , such a has dire doubtless condition been of affairs besieged has been with ii

      letters remove uisviuacU from the f , uicvi names anxious . juuiu of oidiiicy and their horrified offsprings nets , , uuuuiicss parents from his , ) , entreating hitherto -tn ucaitgt crowded him n wn to . list " of All candidates this is very for absurd appointme , and nts . seems a pity that a subject , which handled may with turn greater out to moderation be of serious . We importance do not intend , has to not under been - take admit a that defence the manner of the Foreign in which Office the , Ab inasmu yssinian ch as question we readil has y though been lxiuu bung ing iii led lorious iuuo by that war wai of xjx Department which wxiju we now has stan resulted d on the in brink the u > iui costl \« y ,

      ^ ij ^ iuj ^ ii . we nvsw oiauu wij . iu ^ . sinia " It only is not that , however the assailants , on the shortcomings of £ he Foreign connected Office with discourse Abys- ; they have attacked the system of " Foreign Office Aerency , " hav not e think not scrupled fit to entrust to insinuate his official that income if an Attache to the " custody or Consul of does cerhidden " tain not hidden be of surprised the away awav gentlemen . and anrl if he his himself himsel connected good deeds f debarred Hf ^ with hnrrpri are the " from frnm Burked Department prom nrnm , " his otion ntinn despatches , . he . Now N must " nw ¦

      these who have are grave brought , charge them s , and forward jjt will , be unless difficult they to can pardon show those that , they of what are they in a position assert . ampl Into y this and p full art y of to the substantiat subject e , the then truth , we will not enter . With regard to the general question of agewcy , to however us that , we if a think man th is at there sent off is plenty to a mission to be at said Rio . , It or appears Buenos Ayres , or Mexico , or some other out-of-the-way place , it cannot but shoul UXA . % . be LSW d a undertake * matter lAAO-Lt ^ X of V / JL to convenience Wll receive V ^ lllV ^ U his ^ V ^ sal to kLf him J . 1 X 11 J . th kilCtt at a CM it , colleagu \* with \ J I IV , * - * the } ¦ £ , U . V e * bankers aL at home UUiHW

      certain accountsandin short ary transact , place those numberless , little pay appreciated pieces of until business a man , the is , some full annoyance thousands , of of miles which away cannot from be be ho to England me emp . and loyed It , and return must in as be South between it takes borne America about in the min two a , d his coupl that countries salary , e although of months is it paid is an clearlv officer for to a him letter more may in convenient it to go the that so account mebody . shoul This d receiv service e the no , money doubt and mierht place be but volunt / it would ? arily vuxvt proper undertaken be unreasonabl uui vaaviiaui by a e brother to \\ j expect or at , a very the hands intimate , 6 f friend ,

      acquaintance certain vuv jv r amount w the * of gratuitous trouble and ^ perform , attention i ^ Aj ^ t ^ ance isl , y ai . of lilw Of a duty JiauU course involving 3 \ there JX a a , mere llXC are -J- a their black sheep into in the every official profession fold , and still some we cannot may even but have think found that those against way irat the e gentlemen Foreign Office , who , have have ; brought acted , with so many unseeml accusations y impetube osity suspended , and that until it will a little be better more that is known the public about jud the gment subject should . "

      Who Breaks, Pays !

      WHO BREAKS , PAYS !

      And Wh Glass En A After Scullery Cup -Ma...

      and Wh glass en a after scullery cup -maid , a mistress goes on generall breaking y loses plate patien after ce dish at , the done third . What doze a good , and lesson makes it migh the delinquent t be ( we say might for da for m it is lessl almost Master y sent hop General t eless ravelling ) pay if Her up round the Majesty Englan railway would d fares and make of Wales a reg her to iment arrive Quarter need at - - rockets Aldershot are , ~ or forthc force oming her when Minister most of wanted War . to Political shell out economy if no , on indeed the face ! We of waste the , Globe waste , ! WASTE And wh more en the than Heads any two of Depart nations - the ment m . s break the plates , the public has to smile and pay for

      Grow Criticism Fonder " , — By Of Som An...

      grow Criticism fonder " , — by of som an e Outsider one else . . —" Absence makes the heart

      %* For Enigma See Page 326.

      % * For Enigma see page 326 .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 14, 1867, page 335, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_14121867/page/11/