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      merchant ailing . The next port door m . ust He be gives boug a ht quart . There bottle is containing a small a wine pint - value tenpence and a of quarter . the The of in bottle a and coloured is water charged Lie coloured called twopen port with ce , for till log - returned wood shilling is . about The and twopence-half g penny to the merchant , and utterly valueless to the Is purchaser this a robbery as a remed or a legal y or fraud cure . ? If the -half poor woman for sent cost her of child make with but false useless coin to valuing the wine two- - pencepenny what what would would , the the be be for tor

      merchant merchant the fraud ? as as ccurrent urrent com coin , , punishment punishment markets There is when something it is illegal inordinatel to sell y rotten bread in the light state weig of , Den but - perfectl of quart grace , or , eighteen admissible dirty spirits hundred and and honest water and sixty , wine call -ei . ght a But . pint so and it is a in quarter this year a

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      Now That Everybody Is Out Of Town, The P...

      Now that everybody is out of town , the promoters of the school treats are more clamorous than ever for small sums to enable It is creditable them to to give the the East children -end Incumbents " one day that in the these fresh appeal air . s " have hitherto been couched in language of modesty and simtheir plicity body , * and should it is therefore be the the first more to bring to be discredit regretted on that a one good of causeThe RevGeorge Harvey —¦ -w M . A ¦ . Incumbent -- - of - St wtr .

      Augustine t ^ LVviW ^^ . Wt ' s , ^^ Haggerston - « . ^^^ W . V ^^ " ^* - ** - ^ , ^— in ^^ writing ^— ^ —— » J y , one ^— m — ^* J , of the — — —— —— papers — — - — - > .. , says — ^ *¦ * : — we " were Throug enabled h the kindl last y influence to ive of your children most valuable of our Sund journal Will and Day you Schools kindly , allow in number year me to g 81 lay , an the excursion case of these Epping our Forest dear ay . children before your readers , and ask for about five-and-twenty the pounds forest 1 for Many our a benefactors hearty cheer the will expression ' resound of ( as many last a year grateful ) in

      , and That joyful Mr heart . Harvey . " can really look upon these 381 of the dirtiest little urchins in London as his dear children is not before likely , to savours say the much least of of what it ; and is understood the allusion by to the the word cheers hum as - . bug Harvey . We is an object active altogether clergyman to the and ton an e intelli of the gent letter schoolmaster . That Mr . we have no reason to doubt j but that he really regards each

      we injlividual cannot of believ his e youthful . The fact flock is with that so Mr much . Harvey tender , in affection the earnestness Tomahawk of his appeal alread , has y g drifted iven his into countenance cant . and support ance to the in children behalf ' s of treat the s movement , and has called but he for is sympath the first y to and condemn assistall cant mean where sbut ver it let show him s understa itself . Let nd ; that Mr . double Harvey the get his sum £ 25 would by been have flowed more , in in the more spirit readil of ho y nest if the sincerity terms and of his good demand taste . had

      Out Carriage For A Brougha And M Deportm...

      out Carriage for a brougha and m Deportment beg in ^ by ^ sending . —Yo 'out ung their ladies carte on . the lookhave Bis been ( cuit getting ) dat qui match cito e . — . to Sporting see who baker could ] bake Ham biscuit pshire s the quickest—probably with ^ an ey e to "" puffs . " " Rapaciou Wanted s . — Pike Good , " " padding Wolves , in by the severalj North [ of daily France journals , " " Second . No MethsalTheaded Curious \ Habit' of the

      Caterp u illars em , " , " n " eed wo apply - . Pony , " ^ " Gutter [ Advt Percher . ]—The Review s to infor in m the the Gutter literary world . —The that Saturday it has n refuse m otice ade . arrange articles me and rotten to supply matter . e N . B ublic . Mud with » Pies at , a 'moment unt of ' s great What ——— com -w —» edian a Lark —~—— of - — the ——— ( os -w ) day * ¦ !— — Alarcos need * ' ^ i we , a dreary the Ri 4 l tragedy ht Hon b Benj y the

      hors min ^ didn 3 eback ' Disraeli t Miss — — — and — Cam ?—^ has in eron — proved fleshings , of —j Tran a ridiculous ? s atlantic « Success »» ^ say j ^* failure tj fam w would -k & x ^ e , at play gn "'"" li Astley ave > fc th * % / e JLit been ' . s part . - *—f Wh HI se on a CL y - - a cure cameron d at once ooscnra ; whereas under the such American management actress . will now remain

      A True Tragi-Comedy. Told In A Series Of...

      A TRUE TRAGI-COMEDY . TOLD IN A SERIES OF POETICAL EPISTLES .

      Epistle Iii. From Erica To Florence, You...

      Epistle III . From Erica to Florence , Your letter , Flo ' , this minute is to hand , Dull Sen little t on village from London in a forei to gn this land wretched . poking " Was ever anything half so provoking ?

      I think This h the orrid very contrete fates ? and nps . fiends But , have without planned joking , And I reall against must Heav ' n not it to most be too vexatious audacious , y pronounce , To be away the very year that you

      Are in the world to make your first appearance ! ;; Althoug To me h at ' twould least now had have come been out the a same , hence ' tis true . , Papa For declared debts and he , duns knew , you except not what to make to do year a clearance . And It was so a , alas case of bolting ' ve come or here the bench to retrench ; .

      It is those nasty Companies have ruined him . And We sadl had y to watch leave the home shores at a of moment Englan ' s notice blue and , dim And Fade when from a stretch our sight of . waters Ugh ! rolls what twixt a . channel and boat him is ! But You that love dear , a desp lump ' rate for ever dream in must your be throat forgotten you is . .

      What use in clinging to a branch that ' s rotten ? Enough of that . My doom is sealed ; but your For Lot you , pretty have spells ' , is about to be you brig which ht and ensure brighter ; Deep bliss , as sound sleep is ensured by nitre . How ^ And ^ ^^™ ^^ ^ b ^ sweet r send ^ ¦ , ^ m tell ^ r ^^^ ^^^— me ^ you * - ^— — *^^ , ^ w out ' are ™ w look ^^^ at j ^^ ^ t ^^ in m taller ^ m - ^^^ all m m ^^ r ^^ r ^ rm your , ^ p paler h ^^ ^ m ^ - ^ f ^^ ^ new ^^ ^^ te , ^ m slig ^^ tf de M pant . ^^ ^^^^ ^ hter visite ^ " ^ ^ ' ^ ^^^ res ^^ ' ? /

      Taken Pray in town me , I mean once . How your I car shall kiss it ! — I fully comprehend your mingled feeling And To In all leaving that you home describe heart and quiet for as a so rural dense appealing p crowd laces . of faces And Still flashing your young versatile sights that the , set human the senses race is reeling . And And soon even , very you will , be divine at ease dear ' neath thing Fashion , are mortal ' ; s portal , ,

      There is no earthly help for it , that ' s certain . For we are social animals , and when From We off flag our , and nature are not is the women social and spur not ta men ' , . Willie may fancy he can raise the curtain But And after give all that sight is not of an earth ethereal but Heaven Then ; Here , we must , yield to our terrestrial leaven ; .

      You And know think how him fond in his I real way ly a splendid of Willie fellow , ; But Is , if e n remove green , at least m meadow uncommon , stream yellow , and . hill , he And And wh shows en he a talks judgment of life , anything he ' s simp but ly sill mellow y , . B In y fact rights , he , h c e annot ought deal to have with been real things born with . wings . Bu And t ¦— neither so we must nor be any im satisfied of us ¦¦¦ ! is , with 9 crawling TV # ¦ 1 :

      And We ^ — — in ^ rw cannot ^ w the * mr v r latter - ^ —• hurt — —^ ' s ourselves favour w ^ ^*** * r ^ » ^ there ™^ » ™ ^^ so much is this * ^ ^* A , in ^ V falling A * * ^ . I know To fly , if too an high ybody , and does then , what , to be ' tis left sprawling . And Willie the will n , perhaps some day , will have be a a precious bit more tumble humble , . ( To be continued . )

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 15, 1868, page 61, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_15081868/page/3/