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      1 54 The Tomaha Wk. Japril 16, 1870.

      1 54 THE TOMAHA WK . jApril 16 , 1870 .

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      hi Shakespeare s perfect pit ' s . — opinion " One touc of h a of Tailor Nature celebrated makes the whole for world Kin—o 1 " 1 ,

      Jpity A Poor Postman.

      JPITY A POOR POSTMAN .

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      into h do ardl Although ubtless their y be new expect great the duties ed Pattern that n . A en the post ien and ces letter -office Parcel to carriers circular the Postal gener can has arrangements al just enter publ been con ic , issued it amore can are limiting the weight of these packages ; but as the parcels , suc " m h limitation not exce m ed a we ro i ght of th 5 lbs lette . a r -p iec rrier e , " for the all or the der benefit miht never have been made ay p . Imagine a postman going his roun g wit Pattern h , say post , a coup I A of he d least ozen of he packages would requi sent b y the hee Pa lbarrow rcel and in which able supp . lied to In w the ith ry a face h is g , ht load h cart owev , and e the , , e of request ven the 'were exc would eption he to not insist th be at the unreason on Postal being - Authorities make to their rule that Parliamentary documents sent by post are not subject to any limitation of weight whattha ever n , a anything moderate else -sized . Pending waggon , however would be , the more settlement to the purpose of the fo qu rm estion their , w duties e suppose to th that e best the letter f their carriers abilities will with have onl to their perarms and legs to help them . y

      &\)T Boat L&Ntt. A Tragic Farce Of The Nineteenth Century. By One Of The Public.

      &\) t Boat l & ntt . A TRAGIC FARCE OF THE NINETEENTH CENTURY . BY ONE OF THE PUBLIC .

      Scene Throng —On Of The Roughs Towing , ...

      Scene throng —On of the Roughs towing , Snobs -path , , 7 and iear Hammersmith Orange Girls Brid . Here ge . and A . to there be in a Respectable the distance . The Character boats have . Policemen just passed supposed and the crowd is waiting for the return . , pumped ist Respectable out . { Suddenl Person y feeling . — his Cambrid pocket . ge ) By certainl Jove , m y looked watch is and gone flies I in Here pursuit , you ^ scoundrel ROUGH . ) , give it up . ( Leaves his friend 2 st Rough Rough . . — — Yah Smash ! bonnet 'is * ed him in ! ! 3 RD Rough . — Give 'is throttle a squeedge ! ( ist ill-treated Respectable by Roughs Person . ) is surrounded and 2 ist ND Respectable Rough . — 'Old Person your row . — ! Here Won , police ' t yer , , police then ? ! Murder ! agreeable 2 ND Respectable . I had better Person get away . —Dear as quickl me y , this as possible is very 1 dis-2 nd 3 RD Respectable Rough . —Would Person yer ? who Not is if robbed I know . } it ! { Closes with 2 ND 1 Respectable Person , . —O my head ! Police , police ,

      ponce Roughs { dancing round 2 ND Respectable Person ) . — Yah ! lication ist Oran . )' ge Girl . —You , I will ! { Unfit for pub-{ More 2 nd unfit Orange for publication Girl . ?) ! !! - — ! !! \\\\ skunk Roughs ! . —Yah ! go it , Molly ! go it , Sal ! give it to the old arrival { Grand of carniva the Cambrid l of oath s , ht blasphemy . It passes , violence without , & r » c notice ., and . Fresh robberies , assaults , &* c , & r * c . Scene closes in . # ? * * * * # # { The above , as reported by the " Daily Telegraph ?) racter " The of atmosp ti : e contest here . " of the day was purified by the high cha-

      " The Cambridge Victory Was Shouted Like...

      " The Cambridge victory was shouted like a pecan—like a phrase with the myriad personal pale joy specks \ vp and which down are those faces banks , and the of black countless life blots of purple and turquoise which are feminine partisans . " & c , & c , & c .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 16, 1870, page 154, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16041870/page/12/