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    • GENTLEMEN OF THE GUARD.
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      The Newspapers Have Lately Been Full Of ...

      voting by two paper policemen . Should , who this will document request the be return mislaid of the the policemen is restored will repeat and their no assuranc visits twice e that a it week has been until lost the will paper to perform be accepted their . , office The policemen with a grave are strictl appreciation y admonished of its business the high en importance quiries with of the the , and nei on g ier hbours no of the account as house to the to . offer nature a rep of their ly to occup 2 . Watering streets immediatel the Roads after . — rai Water nor - in carts fine shall weather ply the in last the b thing y the morning night , in . order This y rule that does the , roads not however may become apply dry to all crossings hours , of which the day are . to be kept thoroughly saturated at 3 . Collection of Poor-Rates . —The collector shall call the before master eight of a . the m ., house and insist . Should on a personal he be asked intervi to ew take with a boots seat in . the dining-room he is not bound to wipe his

      4 . Removal of Dust . — The dust-cart shall visit each house for the purpose of removing dry rubbish , on Monday , Wednesday Saturday of , every and ninth Friday week , or . Tuesday The dustman , Thursday is enjoined , and to stated refuse times all , applications and a period to of attend at least , except two months the above must secutive be allowed visits to . elapse No dust between carts each shall series be allowed of three in con the - streets before one p . m ., or later than seven p . m . 5 . The Water Rate . —The collector shall make it his business to ascertain when the householder leaves town day on a following visit to the his Continent departure or for sea payment -side , and of shall the rate call . the If threaten the money to cut is not off the forth water coming l on . the Should spot the , he house shall - holder have taken the precaution suppy to pay the rate in adbe vance ignorant before of leaving the fact London , and therefore , the servants , as a will rule , probabl the col y - lector may adopt the same course of proceeding .

      6 . Night night duty Duty shall of on the no account Police . — interfere Policemen in a emp dispute loyed with on there should a cabman happens the , either party to be sober be a composed gentleman or otherwise entirel present , regarding y of the ladies policeman the ; but fare , , , over on being three appealed miles from to , may Hyde express Park corner opinio to n Brompton that it is ascertain square . The the constables houses in wh are ich also dogs speciall are kept y directed , and by to means of their bull's-eye , or by trying the street door , to alert ascertain . Should by their the master bark if of they the are house watchful a and n on -stairs the constable window to should ascertain observe the , cause " It ' s onl of the the open disturbance police , " up and , the he may add , " Wet night , Sir , " " Cold night , Sir , " as the earlier case may than be 1 . . 30 This , or later regulation than 4 should a . m . be carried out not 7 . The shall Fi on re no Engine account . — be The made Head known Quarter to the s of parishioners the Brigade . made All app in lications writi for and fire addressed -engines or to fire the -escapes Clerk must to the be Tuesday Guardian for s , who the ng purpos attends , e at of the considering Vestry on the every same alter . nate

      I 9 6 The Tomahawk. , [May 16, 1868.

      I 6 THE TOMAHAWK . , [ May 16 , 1868 .

      Worse And Worse.

      WORSE AND WORSE .

      La Why Ndseer Are ? Entries For Hunters'...

      La Why ndseer are ? entries for Hunters' Stakes like Maclise and Because they are Hack admissions ! !

      Operation A Strange Exposed Store . -Y.—...

      operation A Strange Exposed Store . -y . —That told by the author of Co-

      Gentlemen Of The Guard.

      GENTLEMEN OF THE GUARD .

      Sure Some D Terms Of Upon Our Contempora...

      sure Some d terms of upon our contemporaries the inefficiency have of the commented Subs attached in no to mea Her - Majesty ' s Regiment of Coldstream Guards . It appears that in one of these examination unlucky young the fellows has forerunner recently been of his " plucked " tion pass to a Company . We , are necessary not surprised in the least , promo as the - useless best comes questions reasons . to us put An stealthil for to occasional believing the gentleman bni , correspondent not ht onl and in y intensel question ives in us y ab were the surd , Guards in we , but the have utterl smok ( wh the o y - test the ing- following room that a wh man en examination he ambitious thinks y y that of paper g changing no , which one g the is looking assure badge copy ) on us has his is sent all collar the us for should what have it is to worth undergo . before taking his step . We publish it Gunnery . 1 . What were do you you handicapped think of the at new the p last lace p igeon Fulham match , and ? How how many birds did you kill ? 2 . Which are you best at , cannons or hazards ? In making ball ? a cannon so , when , ought 1 you ever to pocket your adversary ' s 3 . Give the names of a few fellows you consider " great guns . " Morality . , 1 . Who did was he g Poole ive a — certain where does Royal he Personag get his e ci a gars good from lunch , and on the Boat-race day ? 2 . Who Marsh is the , Truefitt best fellow , or Southcomb for seeing to a fellow ' s hair— -Douglas , 3 . What you ' to s the wear best in the place morning for flowers , the afternoon —and what , and flow the ers evening ought ? 4 . Who your builds notion the of best a well trousers -shaped , waistcoats hat . , and coats ? Draw 5 . What and borders is your of favourite pocket handkerchiefs colour in gloves ? , scarfs , silk socks , 6 . What are your ideas upon boots % Do you wear shoes in the evening ?

      Domestic Economy . 1 . How much does your fellow cost you a year ? 2 . Which do you prefer , a stall or a seat in the omnibus box ? Give reasons for your preference ? 3 . Tell us all about your traps and horses ? 4 . What do you think about St . Ronan for the Derby ?—any chance ? 5 . Do you know any fellow who will discount a fellow ' s paper anything ( with one less good than name sixty and per one cent rather ? ( N . " B shak . Candidates y" name ) are at earnestly implored to answer this question . ) 6 . What biograp ' s you hy r of theory the cr about acks " ( outside billiard betting and whist ? " ) Give belonging a short to the Arlington and the Portland ? 7 . Have you any scheme for breaking the Bank at Homburg ? General . 1 . How do you like dining at the Bank ? 2 . What clubs do you go in for ? 3 . Tell us all about your people . 4 . Give your notions about woman . 5 . Know anything about amateur theatricals ? Who is the best fellow to go to , Symonds or Nathan ? 6 . Ever knew a fellow who hadn ' t his trousers made by Samuel or Moses ? 7 8 . . Ever Do you met like Arthur Princes Lloyd ? at Wales ' s , if so , what do you think of him ? 9 . Ever read anything ? 10 . Believe in religion at all ? If so , why ?

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 16, 1868, page 196, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16051868/page/4/