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      2 THE TOMAHAWK . " { July ~ iK i 87 Qy

      Tub Tourist's Tbxt-Book,

      TUB TOURIST'S TBXT-BOOK ,

      Tourist [N.B.— World The . Want To The O...

      Tourist [ N . B . — world The . want To the of a present Text-Book hour has Messrs long . been Smith felt , Brown in the , Th Jones e English , and Rob -French inson , dialogues have no of good the " nineteenth conversation century manual are . " more civil in their tone than eminent for their utility . Thus , co althou mli g m e after nt to thei a la r undress perusal , one proble finds m h e ow m ean o settle s of a pay du nning tailo p ris never solved . To , meet this Want we have prepared a in series his , of difficulties dialogues . ] drawn up with a view to assisting the Tourist

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      Yes ! Oui ! Why don ' t you do it ? Pourquoi vous ne faites pas ! Ain Not 't you I . going Punch to apologise head ? ! Apolog Non moi iserez . vous Punchez ? mon my tdte ! So fcJ Punch ^ J I 4 . will YYKl my , ! ! & head ! Punchez « Eh «_ W *^ bien Ks ^ A ^^ i * * je I mon * ' serai fc *^^ - » tete - «» ! m ! ! faites !

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      NO TE S O 1 ST THJS WE TVS .

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      NOT ( B ) ARFF BAD .

      An Tra Inventor Vellers By Has The Disco...

      an Tra inventor vellers by has the disco Underground vered the means Railway of will getting be g rid lad of to the hear sulp that hur " which which , , at makes present subterranean is ^ given . off travelling so largely at b this y the perio railway d of the epg year ines , both and eng Eng unp ine leasant lish ering clergyman arid as a unhealth profession , but vrho y . , a , The nd hay w ing i inventor th , it seceded would is Mr to seem . Rome Barff , every , , has form chance adopted erly " an of , success . would Evidentl not y have Mr . Barff thus changed hates Lucifer his relig and ion all to his sjiow works himself , or li a e

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      Not Jquite Pacific!

      NOT jQUITE PACIFIC !

      A Telegram From Salt Lake Reports That O...

      A telegram from Salt Lake reports that on the 15 th June , as a train neare on discovered the d Pacific them a they ba Railway nd began of approached 300 to Indians yell , and the crossing , supposing Platte the river they line , the . were e As ' ngine the about -driv train er to , hi attack gh speed the train , and , killing full steam thirteen was Indians put on , . driving it through the band at Salt It was is cruel no more to suggest nor less th t an th an is Indian sad affai pickle r nea ! r the Lake of

      Bait Or « Baten ! "

      BAIT OR « BATEN ! "

      Whitebait Mr. Gladstone Dinner To , The ...

      whitebait Mr . Gladstone dinner to , the be eaten member at that for once Greenwich -famed , locality will not . There permit is the to be no such gathering this year or henceforth , we hear . of peing n spite " - of fish this y . # ie present Ministry will not escape the charge

      "A Hale Fellow Well Met J¦»*

      "A HALE FELLOW WELL MET J ¦»*

      ^ Hale 994 The , . Vicar Archdeacon The ...

      ^ Hale 994 The , . vicar Archdeacon The living Tottenh of was London am held , to has b the y the presented Rectory late Dr of his . Therfield Dale son , , the the , Herts Rev Dean . , J value . G . Chapter of St . Paul's being the patrons . bed The when Archdeacon he made of this London appointment was supposed . Perhap to be s that on his is wh death y he - liked to see the vipar Ifa / e and hearty !

      '¦ Baboo I Baboo!

      '¦ BABOO I BABOO !

      To A Form Number A Theistic Of The Admir...

      to A form number a Theistic of the admirers Society fo of r the Baboo diffusion Keshub of Chunder the princip Sen propose of the Brahmo Somaj in this country . The friends of the Baboo are little better than b ( a ) boobies !

      More Of Mordaunt. '¦ ¦ •V

      MORE OF MORDAUNT . ' ¦ ¦ v

      In A Which Play Has The B H Een Eroi Bro...

      in which play has the b een eroi brought neher out husband at St . the Louis Prince entitled of Wales Lady Lord Mordaunt Cole , represented Sir Frederick in Johnstone the flesh , . , Lord Penzanpe , , and Sergeant Ballantine , are , ceedi Well ng , o there f the is trial nothi an d ng th surprising e verdict lo in oked this , m ! ore The like whole a comedy pro-. ( some said a farce ) than anything else \

      A Horrible Crime.—Some Little Time Since...

      A Horrible Crime . —Some little time since some country justices a little boy fined of a twelve man i years os . for old assaulting caught * two a woman fish . valued Last at Friday one which human humane penny , e his in justices farmer the father Avon , , who who a , where labourer took , after this the ordering could dreadful right him not of poacher fishing to raise pay sent , before a belonged sum him the of in more to 13 the s a ., humanest these justices manner were , possible not afraid to , prison to for a ten sentence days , . at We all wonder praise so dreadful for their and pluck dangerous and wisdom a poach . er pass . May Surel we y ask they one deserve question eveiy upon ? Had they dined when they passed this amiable sentence ? which placed another side proof by of side the with justice the one of the previousl law \ y mentioned , gives us , I 1

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 16, 1870, page 24, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16071870/page/12/