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    • THE MOUJSTJDAB OUT \RAMBLES.
    • WHAT THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES.
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      July 16, 1870.] The Tomahawk. 17

      July 16 , 1870 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 17

      The Moujstjdab Out \Rambles.

      THE MOUJSTJDAB OUT \ RAMBLES .

      [¦ Continued By Our Special Corresponden...

      [¦ continued by our special correspondent . ]

      " . . - Off The Goodwins , July Gth, 187...

      " . . - Off the Goodwins , July gth , 1870 . most Yes dangerous , —it has come spot in to the this Eng ! I lish am Channel dating this in very letter little from hope the that management conceal it will the ever truth of com . a yach S e pagmore into t your of 250 and hands tons I . . are It Yet unequal is we of no have alone use had now to this the to awful responsibility on our shoulders for the last four hours . jl half Soon acus , an uii after hour ixuui I , despatched having xid-viu ^ hoisted nviot my ^ u last all cljx our uui we got v can ^ cx-ix vass v on < xo : 3 splendidl with wiui cl a view vit y for w to t ^ about / run iuii " -

      ning advice before of the the Male wind , but . This as we we both did agreed , I admit that , contrary the only reason to the for us off his the bothering Reculvers us , continuall and then y let u to us hug some the shore apartments " was to of wreck his own deal This , at want for Herne as of I confidence pen Bay these , we utterl lines appears y he ignored is to ly have ing everything hel wounded plessly he drunk him had a to on good say the . repeated floor of Lord volleys Bolchester of oaths ' s , the cabin state , and of the exp shrimp laining ing to him trade , amidst in the rible year danger 1835 . He As J therefore ? to 1 is of they no use got to us , and we i the a re moment XllVUl "in

      terwe 11 L / 1 V passed Uaug ^ the la . JVore . X . Zl *\ J , wanted our VU VA crew ^ TY to , j K land % 1 *» + Jf , and very VUAj refused queer VjUtV to climb ^ up to the for anyone top of the of whom main top we -gallant could ask and the look nearest out for way a policeman to Margate , or . begged They excused Spagmore themselves to appoint on a the steward score , of but feeling he flatl faint y refused , and , and had them all put into irons and handed over to the care of the Chief , who has talked rather amusingly about serving them the up for matter the one now o ' clock and he hot must dinner ; but we his cannot own . recreations waste time on at such juncture , thiindependently arrange of ,

      OUOX 1 C a * , LAJ . JLV ^ CU . l . V- ' as CL & CXJLJ- s O 1 X 1 U . V « JJ ^ 1 AM . ^ X 1 Vi V V «* JL . us \ X > Jm . In this J condition of things , we kept her well up , till at last we and spied icked not a sail out , neatl but a handsomel in whitewith y decorated one mast craft surmounted , painted red b , an elegant p open-work y nob . Most , sensibly this vessel had its y hurried name painted conversation on its side with , and the owner as far as as we we could swept gather past its from stern a , served him as a sort of summer residence when he was in want of continual sea air . We also caught something about " a couple oth UlU of land er Cl disj vjxo lubbers 1 v ointed - » j . xji . v * v , ' ' fragments Xia and . gui . " breaking ixbi 3 jm of \ . p pxxi hrases a up . < 3 ^^ on of k / m . the an axx unsympatheti uj Mouse . i . a ^ . i . x . ijjc , " tixj and . ^ Li . c w a and axxu few

      thoug rather ht disheartening he must be a sort character of nautical . I told policeman Spagmore off frankl his beat y I , meeting and but Spagmore now , however onltoo says , well was he understand is that doing we found it for his a him fearful bet . marked The sarcasms upshot in as the of to map our the , ignorance of y nautical matters ! We have traced our exact position the Goodwins ! In J ten Of minute course s , mo if the re tide we is must out , come we can strai get ght out upon and grave dig a for little Lord . Spagmore Bolchester say , and s it have would a champagne be great fun funeral to dig and a leave himFor part such a situation sibuuiivxi beyond joke

      ICavC J . 11 I 11 * . X UX my Xlly j ^ cxi . ^ u \* jlx a seem « jw \ - "xj s u ^^ vixw . a ci juiv ^ . i horrors " Breaking of up life on the and Goodwins now I am " about has been to experienc always one e the of thing the itself , I do my not feel , # inclined * to laugh . * * * * away Wind the terribl misen e I sh A eet squall ( airing " for has Lord just swept Bolchester over us ' s , bed carry ) , our ing " finncrmore children ' s does does map not not of the seem seem Isle to to of care care Thanet about about , " and the the crisis crisis Lady but but Tofifey wants wants ' s wi to to g . Spagmore ,

      fishas he says you never can get a bite in a , calm . After \ having sented , to a tremendous let the only row life-buoy with him on board on the be subj used ect as I a have float . con To - this Spagmore has attached all the rope he can find , and baited t it hing with , if pork only sausages a herring . . He The says Chief we has are volunteered sure to pick to up get some in - the life-buoy . _ and report . _ . > bites «¦ . fcB bK »¦ It

      ¦ # # * » # * Just as we were carrying out this arrangement a tremendous nautical what sea struck the readers particul us on be our ar misled par " starboard t of by the any vessel beam technical , " is at called least mistake , but I think on should my that part my is , part I can wh describe ere a man . it more would accuratel stand to y tak in e maritime tickets on a language Margate as boat the , I believein thorough sea slang , it is called " abaft the funnel . " ,

      for Fortunatel the instant y . this He catastrop says we he must seems throw to have " cargo sobered " overboard Spagmore . I have given the order " All hands to throw cargo overboard , " but it has met with no response . * * * * * * box Have labelled been " looking dangerous for ? the there cargo < , but to 1 beyond V / be nothing a dark in green the

      shape UUA , IdUCUCU of cargo on ClU board f , 4 gtZfUlU . Spagmore LIH ^ J . _ seem SI . U says 1 J s 3 we . U must ^ uuuuu " lighten g in her lii ^ bring moment or she'll up be to anything be shi lost pping , for I a strai sea can , " g lay and ht a hands that -head I must of upon us . go is There down something stairs is not that and a look Goodwins s like / a " long strip of boiled beef , Spagmore says " that's the * * * * * * The list

      interest Have thrown and everything it of the - ive arti ca cles 7 i overboard should be . icked may b cruisers you in the , channel any perhaps they would kindly p forward up them y for 5 Old identification court , Holloway to my ' , s Inn solicitors . , Messrs . Crenge and Bax-tee , Lord Bolchester Cargo dropped ' s dressing " off case . the Goodwins" : — r Five ive quires quires of 01 cream cream--laid iaiu note note paper fji * per ..

      The lifebuoy { a vtista / ee of the Chiefs )' . A My aunt late { ditto . , ditto ) but recovered again . soup p will Lord and Bolchester h mixture ' s mattress . , hairbrush , boots , false teeth , 34 , . bottles coug of soda-water and a ® clothes basket . A The cold sails fowl , three . oars , a fog signal , and a hairpin . An anchor

      ^ A . i . 1 . cLXXN ^ i . i . Vf X . . All the furniture of Lord Bolchester ' s cabin . And Lady Toffy ' s last quarter ' s annuity in sovereigns . to These say , no items appreciable having been difference thrown in the over heavy we found floundering , I am of sorry our beam and must ends now aft , — trust still to , as the Spagmore ! says , we have done our best , pumps

      •• K K * * It It- - * * * * * * * No pumps on board ! Not even a rnop ! Spagmore has at responded once given to the by order our " scientific All hands friend to the , myself sponge , . and " This the cook has been , but there is not a sponge on board . The Chief eat the last this morning ! .

      * ***** be They Close down have - on hearted the a nice Goodwins , for clean if we tid I y do I look can get ' . t on say Spagmore to I dislike them their we says can appearance I must look not out . pay for a laonderfull spot upon which * if you to could build - onl a bi y g get hotel it . up He . The thinks difficulty it would is of course the foundation y , but Spagmore knows somebody who has which a friend he says who woul invented d be the some very stuff thing for ! the Reall bottom y I of think cistern ctu there s , is good deal in the ideaand for invalids requiring the kii ^ ad aii

      tages Jo a cL gUU of pure . M-t * c * . x sea xxj . i air * xjv » , xviv combined ^ c * ^ , cixivi xux with XXIVCU the excitement . 0 l ^ uixiJii g of an occa van v- - - that sional this shift * yachting , nothing cruise # could will be better enable * . us Indeed to realise # , I begin a large to * believe has Crash eaten 1 a We mouthful are on at the once Goodwins ! ! The Chief is out , and

      What The Early Bird Catches.

      WHAT THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES .

      They The Possess Mitchamites Two Separat...

      they The possess Mitchamites two separate are not associations to be found napp for getting ing . At up all at events day- , break played and stumps the , namel a were Lower cricket y p , itched Mitcham the match U at pper last Peep 3 . 30 week Mitcham a of . m Day . on and their Club Earl drawn y , Common Rising The at rival 7 Association , a . when m societies . The the not players interfere must with have their been duty determined , but at what that their time p did leasure they should go to bed noon , and ? Getting how fit up were early they is very for well their in its several way , occupations but—like those by who the practise has it it in imrrwRieration—it q ^ n " be done to death , " As song , Earl Makes y , to men bed lazy and and early increases to rise , their size .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 16, 1870, page 17, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16071870/page/5/