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    • WANTED AJST UJSTBASY HEAD /
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      174 . The Tom Ah A Wk. Pc \Tober 16, 186...

      174 . THE TOM AH A WK . pc \ tober 16 , 1869 .

      Wanted Ajst Ujstbasy Head /

      WANTED AJST UJSTBASY HEAD /

      Are In Advertising The Present For Condi...

      are advertising the present condition a trust of worth affairs y yo in ung Spain perso , wh n en one wear party the - may Crown be , and interesting another to are know bent on t bl will owing be required up the Constitution of the candi , it - We dates subjoin for the the honour official of form residing : — at Madrid and playing at King . Madrid : October 12 , 1869 . Form to be Jilted up by Aspirants to the Spanish Crown .

      diel G ® " gned Noti , ce will . — be Any expected Candidate to enclose sending a shilling in the following in sta ? nps form as a gua his successful rantee of h elec is ti g ood fa will ith be , which devoted said to amount the , in the attendant event of 071 his coronation . , expenses 1 . Stat mo colour e ney in at o full f present your your hair in your , m e , g possession addr ht , and ess , p . revious amoun occupation t of ready , 2 . Have what you circu ever mstances been Ki , mentio ng of n Greece ing at ? If sam so , s e tate time under any extenuating factsif you are able .

      3 . Say exalted , with position a view to , whet , determi her ning you have if you ever have playe eve d— r filled an ( a ) The King in Hamlet ? ( ( c b ) ) Don The P Csesar rophet de Bazan ? ( d ) One ( mentioning of the Kings which in . the ) cauldron scene in Macbeth ?

      ( e ) The tomime evil ? genius in the opening portion of a pan-(/) Or , a policeman in the after part ? 4 . Have the Pawnbroking you ever been business , directly ?* or indirectly / connected with 5- Are the you King under of Denmark any engagement in the ' event to ^ pay of ' a the commission thing being to concluded ?

      6 . Your of s diture ionall his income , y position a . nd D show may raw on be up how a ' £ a considerabl 700 a statement monarch a year , of can with smaller yaur maintain use probable sum of . a the cab dignity expen occa- - 7 . If you happen to be DutchChines y eIrishor Africandescribe your feelings in regard , to— , , , ( ( b a ) ) Spanish Spanish liquorice onions . * { ( c d ) ) Bull Halfpenny fights . cigars .

      ( e ) Natural Castile soap Sherry . at 14 s . a dozen . ( g ) Revolutions Snuff . . ( i ) Unmarketable bonds . 8 . What lain ? is a don ? Is he any refotfon to the Lord Chamber-9 . Supposing water and that boots you were were laced King , at and that door just at Madrid as your ) hot were to be informed that p — your , you

      ( { b a ) ) An You angry had been mob burnt were in demanding effigy at" Barcelona your head . fri the sacred name of liberty in the court-yard below . ( ( c d ) ) Your The palace income gate cut \ had down been by blown a vote in of . the Cortes to , £ 100 a year . ( e ) Every consid onejn eration ^ . whom turned " traito trusted r . had , for a trifling ( f ) Your into only a cistern escape — , was a jump of twenty-two feet What would you do ? 10 . Supposing THEN ? your resignation were not accepted L ' , "what

      Domestic * This Policy Question Of , Spa...

      domestic * This policy question of , Spain as hcing , must intimatel Oe carefull y connected answered with . the WobaMelTuiure y

      Eve For Ever!

      EVE FOR EVER !

      It Is With Great Pleasure That We Supply...

      It is with great pleasure that we supply the report of the prothe ceedi Meeting ngs of th of e the " Ladies Social ' Co Science ngress Association , " held ( with , at closed Bristol doors . ) at Dram Drinking among Ladies . that Miss whe Lighthead n she even said took she the was least sure dro it wasn of wi ' t n true e it . flew She knew her noseand made it quite red . Was it p likely , she put it to the meeting , that ladies would do anythito disfithemselves ?

      One mig , ht as well say that the Paris Fashions gure were chosen as a means nonsense of ! mortification . She had no patience with all this was down Mrs obl . . i ged Brown e to ( th > take e spea quite a k tumbler er agreed ) only with of brand uched the y " de four irit ar s ti " m mes who edi a had n day all just y . . ( Sen She sat - sation She w . ) It deli was ghte the d to order give of his her address doctor — . Dr ( Cries . Twaddler of " Name , Jalap " ) LodgeHighgate-on-Thames Jt ( Several f of the members f -

      duced JUrVUtlV ) , note Jk X 1 - books llgU > t \« at Vll this X llUUi point ^ . I *~ f of «•* % S *** the *• % ?** proceedings -f VW * r *** rw + * wrw , and * T \* pro « t took "^ were down quite Dr . Twaddler harmless ' s when address taken . ) medicinall She was q y uite . So sure metimes that s , p after irits lig the htness third , acco tumbler mpanied , she by had the felt total a st loss rang of e se the nsation use of her ethe limbs real . stra This nge she sym understood ptoms freq from uently Mr —was . Brown also , , the who had e w remarked ith gentlem the en who f V AA ^^ partook m * w m ** r ^ * p ^^ ^^^ av too w ^^ ^^ f A re ak ^^^^ e ^ ly Y of ^ m * r ^ whiteba W ¥ A 4 . A W ^^ P ^ r y * ya it * v at mwm ¦ Greenwich —i i— 4 * *^ ¦¦ ^^ ¦ j » at ab ^ a *^ . w The mmm ^ mmamm ' ^ v feeling ^ ^ mr «¦ n ** i ¦ m *_ mm ±

      was Mrs not . altogether Smith endorsed unpleasant every . wor < i uttered by Mrs . Brown , than p but haticall , unhapp six y bonnets a BkUTE ily for a her quarter ! ! ( the ( Sensation . speaker ( Deep . ) groans ) , He her never ? husban ) And gave d refused her was more em to - take ( Deeper her groans up the . ) Rhine . Of this course summer , he refused on the score to let of her the have expense the . quart proper bottle amount a of week brand I y And —he what limited was her the supp result ly ? to a She miserable had to drin VAX XJ > A k 11 b E ' - * au LVM de \ Av C ^ VXV ologn / ilJllV e !

      fault Miss . Minerva Strongmind said it was the last speaker ' s mean ( Sensation Mrs , > you Smith and great Utters ( jumping , ug !) ly ,, disagreeable up excitedly middle ) . — : My -aged fault thing ! What , you do ! Miss Minerva Strongmind said she repeated it was Mrs . the Smith Smith utmost 's had fault not . . The married ( Uproar greatest , she . ) mi She curse ght would have of the expfein enjoyed present wh her age y . brandy was If mar Mrs to - . riage ( JLoud . titters Now . no ) She man did had not ever understand dared to look this unseeml her in the y merri face - . ment ! Wh Jk was she always UiTl alluded to tiV' as the fair sex **^ 0 m ] m , ? ( i A

      * conduct Voice j V . a ^ ^»** A V : " continued v . Wh ^ P v ^ <** ^« y y , i * - , ndeed ' 4 mjJkS she ^ ? would " and vVT » J a muck MM certainl \ fcVMV Im tittering ^ - * m ~ ~ sit , *^> j down ?) VA * V If *^ J . ** this _ ^ *• v ** She . ver did ^ rude not **• 4 come there to be insulted . Men were y brutes , and , that was the reason she had never married . ( A Voice : " Of course ! "—loud meeting tittering to . ) hel She p her would sisters stand to it raise no longer the standard * She had of come revolt to , and the to they he insulted surprised her — — it gro was ssly , wihat deeply she insulted might her have . She expected ought . not A woman » V W *•¦•*••*«* . * who TV ** V ^ would TV 1 *? V « JhV « marry JLJkAtUttA mV J would TT V * - ** % » fc be fc ^ W capable *^ 1- « ' £ ^*^* P «^*^ # of % *¦* any ^ rmAmimJ wickedness TV * V <» VVf ** VWWI ,

      as ( Uproar she had . ) , She proved was disgusted herself capable with the of meeting the most — idiotic a s . et of folly silly . , doll became -like so , flaxen lotid that -haired it was ninnies impossible , who— to { at distinguish this point the the words uproar of five have the minutes speaker had a , good , and who bit then continued of finished my mind her it . in impassioned AU these I can words say address ) . is And I for hppe now * some you you like swine it , ! although talking ' to , you ' is like casting pearls before With this the speaker swept out of the Council Chamber . of Most At our this of Rcpprter the point members of was the detected proceedings " made , faces and he we " was at regret her ignomi as to she . say , niousl passed the > y presence expelled them . .

      Actuall "Place Y Wanted Pour A Le Guard ...

      actuall " Place y wanted pour a LE Guard Lor of -Maire Honour ! " at — Liege Lord-Mayor ! ! ! This Lawrence is such a very The good Archbishop joke that it op require Canterbvry s no comm ' ent s . last . —Why is a French Scotch preserve girl's mother ?—Because , when she in ' s a ma delicate malade state ( marmalade of health ) . , like

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 16, 1869, page 174, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16101869/page/2/