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November 16, 1867.] THE TOMAHAWK. 287
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HANDBOOK TO THE LIBERTIES OF FRANCE.
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and As particularl many of our y France ...
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WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S AFLUNKEY.
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weekl Who y is with the flunkey a cheery...
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THINGAMISM.
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eyes The in any intelligent degree obser...
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November 16, 1867.] The Tomahawk. 287
November 16 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 287
Handbook To The Liberties Of France.
HANDBOOK TO THE LIBERTIES OF FRANCE .
And As Particularl Many Of Our Y France ...
and As particularl many of our y France v countrymen generall are y , and in the taking habit up of their visiting residence Paris there hints as for some their time conduct , we think in that land right of to liberty publish where a few universal useful that suffrage they , that may panacea not unintentionall for all hum an offend ills , is the enj prejudice oyed ; in of order the governing powers . 1—Be careful to ascertain from the Minister of Police h th ¦ at
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with 3 . — any Before body leaving , read the your Moniteur apartments carefull ; or holding through any , committing converse to able memory to regulate , if you your can , conversation the political articles with a , so due that regard you may to the be delicate sensibilities of H . I . M . ' s Government . any 4 . — monarc If any h , person general shall , statesman , in conversation , historian , with diplomatist you , allude , poet , sculptoror actorin terms of praisebe careful to observe at
statesman ~ once ^ w ^_^ ^^^^ ^ L V ^^ , * ^^^ " Ah , V ^^^ P , ! historian ^ V ^^ ^ fev he ^ v ^^^ "P" , ^ p was ^ fc ^& ^^ , ^^ p not . di ^^ ** ^ p p ^ fc lomatist ^^^ half ^^ pv ^^ such ^^ ^^^^ , ^ b **^ poet ^^^ , v a **^^ great ^^^ , scul ^ fcp » wva ^^ p" ptor monarch ^» ^ p" » ^^> , ^^ ^ i ^ r or ¦ 1 v ^ , actor ^ r ^^ general v ^ p » v v , ^ pp ^ as ^^ r ^^ ^ pp , H . 5 I . . — M If . Napoleon any person III shall . " , in conversation with you , allude to careful any cheat not , forger to mention , robber in , traitor , tyrant the , name or assassin of H . , I . M be . , any way , Napoleon III . alludesin
country 6 . —Whenever than France anyone , or to any other , your political presence constitution , to any other than that so free of , France so happy , be , so careful prosperous to say , , and " There so powerful is no country , as France at once , under stitution His at present once so Imperial fatherly , Majesty so liberal ; " , so or perfect " There , as is the no con con - - stitution of France , under H . I . M . Napoleon III . " friend friend 7 . — , Shoul who who d in in any any way way to , , visit directly directly the or or tomb indirectly indirectl of any y , , dear was was relative connected connected or
professed with anyone , by H professing . I . M . Napoleon opinions III . other and his than Ministers those at , you presen shall t be spit careful upon to and shed insult no tear that of grave sorrow , and or kneeling sympathy at a there proper , but dis to - may tance be , pray broug that ht the to erring see the sp wickedness irit of your lost of its relative ways , or and friend fall down H . I . M and . Napoleon worship , III with . due reticence , reverence , and honour , nature 8 . —Should , and in your you , woeful in the ignorance reckless of licentiousness true political of liberty your , feel ¦¦ * tempted to ¦ ask ¦ say five or six r of your friendsto dinner
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mourning Napoleon , III and . go and to his the Government Minister of , Police clothe , or yourself some other deep fit forg and iv proper eness . perso So will n , and you confess be able your to sleep fault with humbl a y clear , and con ask - science , and the secret police will be able to say nothing against as you — ¦» ^» 10 perhaps y ^ . ' ^ p- . — ^ t— — Should - —¦ p ^^ -- » you ^ » - ^ p ^ -ww you may ^ ^ ™» ^ -- ^ j unhappily j , on - ^ - ~ ^ some - ^ - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ lig ^ ribald ^ ¦ ht pp ^—^^ p , in and v p * ¦* the p * pai « ^ malicious co ^^ »* - ^^ urse . ^ v w ¦ ^ " » « . of ¦ ^^ ¦ paper ™ the » . ¦»¦ »^ ^ p day ex ^ " ^ ^ ^ - ,
pressing opinions other than those at present held by H . I . M . reptile Napoleon : and III . should , avoid you that meet paper any as -one you of would those a monsters poisonous of writing iniquity , , the who paternal have dared Government , at any time of , to H . I oppose . M . Napoleon , in speech III ., flee ( at yo from ur leisure them ) as for you their would conversion from H . . S . M . the D 1 , and pray 11 . —Always kneel and uncover your head when you meet any official of . the gensd ' armes , or of the police , or any other
And As Particularl Many Of Our Y France ...
may By live carefully in perfect and conscientiousl unshackled freedom y observing of thoug these ht and Rules action , you under the blessed Government of H . I . M . Napoleon III .
Where There's A Will There's Aflunkey.
WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S AFLUNKEY .
Weekl Who Y Is With The Flunkey A Cheery...
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Thingamism.
THINGAMISM .
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know-leads ledge them of most to deal Englishmen in inflated upon , generalities any subject and whatever pompous , which verbiage required , where ; which minute forces particularity them to and overlook a studied many brevity a notable are most prowithout perty , quality drawing , and or beauty colour , hazy which pictures encourages of the them world to and daub its of contents Godnature , and which or man makes under them one , in word short which , class all means the products that the particular , thing , in question is more than , the speaker can
demore scribe about , but that it shortl he will y— try a promise to remember no sooner and exp made lain something than forgotten may This not — we the even call word yet Thingamism " have Thingamy recognized , and . " lest this there canker should -worm be any which who is We graduall will y ive eating an away the le or vitals two of of what our strength we mean and from knowled which ge . our readers g will not examp fail to derive ¦ the conviction that , whatever
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wh for for he he has has wasn not not ' t good for formed m , or , , where or or tried tried to to form form , but , , the the has least least contented opinion ooinion as as him to to - self with a general impression—if indeed he hasn ' t stolen even that altogether from please somebod him y . else—that something or other didn ' t
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 16, 1867, page 287, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_16111867/page/11/
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