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    • fffB SNOB'S GUIDE. A CON TINENTAL HANDBOOK FOR THE BRITISH TRA VELLER PROPER. By One of Them.
    • LO W BREEDING AT A HIGH SCHOOL.
    • A "JUDY" SPREE.
    • STANZAS FOR STONES.
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      July 1% 1869.] The Tomahawk, 23

      July 1 % 1869 . ] THE TOMAHAWK , 23

      Fffb Snob's Guide. A Con Tinental Handbook For The British Tra Veller Proper. By One Of Them.

      fffB SNOB ' S GUIDE . A CON TINENTAL HANDBOOK FOR THE BRITISH TRA VELLER PROPER . By One of Them .

      Spssci Bu To With Siness Which Of Merely...

      SpSSci bu to With siness which of merely I d refer supplying ^ y a thi ^ is eriain s the title a better want class as a bred that preface of ^ En , must glishmen but , I extremel me have an abroad been to y rare se . repeatedl , The about class clas m of y s for their those the na who * tive time , forgetting country being , , somehow and for the do moment not manage , in th consequence to at sink they their are ; no , succeed nationality longer m m matter mstkin The want £ of themselves that they sort must of offensive ignorant have often and and experienced ridiculous vulgar Egoisvze wherever has ^ been rztannzgue they m the go . over Equality a / ai without nto have which misrepresented they could not their ^ ave fellow failed -countrymen , over and . To " enable lish" , , therefore oadthis , little the Guide Englishman is undertaken to be in thoro a spirit ughl of y friendl Eng y disgust . , General Requirements and General Advice . better to differ The whom in m former character ethod it is vary addressed the , according co easi nsiderabl est . In lain to y , the the and will so absence . be cial the to status latter , take however will of the , the of , ordinary cours of person any e , matter travelling If young whether Englishman , and , he abroad be merel and for addre y p going the ss first him up the . time Rhine , he will ) , — requir m e ( no i—A wear and spicu complete generally ous under as tourist regards such ' other s suit a detail c combination of oat , some as full lie striking of never of impossible circumstances would material or pockets , could con m - , this life . any 2 _ A whole for books set of umbrellas white mackintosh and sticks to match . A . powerful A dozen straps opera po glass wicker uch , ( bottle slung slung , also and o ver g over lass his , , his back a pair back , several of ) , a enormous knapsack maps and , ( do . heavil colossal do . ) , y a - riaiied boots . Something new in hats , a towel or two ham t tionary and tap -enowned e mer , veils se , veral anS a pipe b out pounds chisel for his of for s of head art moking the soap and , purpose , a 2 in writi disfi doo churches g r ng uring of fastener -case mutilating , , them a , a measuring slang with a world sm dic his all - - objects * initials or name . 3 . —He beari c a must ontinually conversation take in mind with refer -book him that on in every a his " four Murray great conceivable languages object " or two , to in occasion , a which coming " Bradshaw , h abroad always e must , " a as is s to a a ng attract modest vulgar universal and and supercilious enquiring attention stranger critic , and , whose d come emean sole to himself learn business , , but not 4 ^ -He is mu to st prejudge be careful ^ nd desp never ise . to speak or understand any d felishmSnt la epriving nguage - , but him which his of all will own useful — pr a esent praiseworthy and the instructive double national advantage information accpm of - , the foreigners duri Eng ng Ms lish at tour educational his , intellectual and of system exciting calibre in general , in tl * particular e . admiration , and , at of 5 . — tte must consider Who disagrees all the with above him " the on thing the , subject " and regard as mi everyone " low form . * 6 . ~ -In are desir aspirant spicuously short , of able , course he to - result dressed must true , other be British , but empty careful ways the - snobbism by headed to ab which ov look e , , is ill th may and - e br as young ed to arri short ass be ve travelling . , and at a Therei con this as - ! ' ; Th <* r < national * & te further as any to' . be ednsiderod , befora I begin my Guide ! iit The Tne flirne middle shamma ^ t : ^» - 'aged Snob snob « ttid ( the the ordinary young ' lady Continental „ ' snobs . . snob , ) . The titled snob . ,

      Spssci Bu To With Siness Which Of Merely...

      will travelling The ive relig me snob iou much s indeed snob , ; and and and a with great melanchol them many and other leasure their very doings to great deal it hereafter g . savage y p

      Lo W Breeding At A High School.

      LO W BREEDING AT A HIGH SCHOOL .

      To Rig Ap Htl Eton Y Ropos , About Which...

      to rig Ap htl Eton y ropos , about which of this the challenge time events last was of year the refused , cri Westminster cket . Report world , sent if said we a at remember challenge the time that the , former based its refusal on the fact that the latter was who break not a live a recognised lance in an against unhealth public the few school s lordlings , and near therefore Windsor and the many and not tradesmen worth constitute y to whatever one of the may centres be the genius of fashionable y wamp that puts Eng this lish ill-bred educatio , snobbism n . Now into , the examine heads but of mere it is worth youths somebody , it is not ' worth s while any to body note ' s the while fact to . As less mixture , matter less stands social , dreg it is , at notorious even Rug that by , than there there is really is at Etonand if , anything were needed to demonstrate this clearly , both snob and boys it would a pur , " of susp in these be authority et icious simple the notes fear perfect " for Eton of true losing shopman must recognised gentility caste p ' lead s tone , . are , guilty and Tenacity which the to . notes the No passes of possession one his by with who position which was the of a , sty at le Lord of the ' s on Eton Friday boys could has change fail to d notice even how within very the markedl last twenty y the years two Universities . The same . change The most may conceited also be remarked insufferable any youths day at who the week our honestl gentlemanl come taste , Westminster up y confessed the there y sp match irit invariabl , at in is thoug , our a in very y its h leading hail appealing turn poor from , way to public p . lay , to Eton On a school Charterhouse less ; Wednesday indeed extended , is , it , must the , and in circle true this be to and ness of sympathisers thoug has not h Eton yet , found will boys , be disdain its a way far into to more play the pleasant a precincts match affair at cricket of . St Snobbish . Peter against ' s - , water day their , and old in times learn rivals , past — if In who not — the they gave a last lesson can them race at in least many ever good go rowed a batting good to Lord between thrashing , at ' s least on Wednes the , on one two the in - the Westminster good schools winn breeding , ing from post . boys Putney t , a m loudl en great to y from Chiswick cheered many Eton lengths , the it showed is Eton a a- fact head boat thei , that r of as while it its neared rival the , good thei some r opponents taste young and gen . high From breeding this little by hissing episode , the it may defeated be excessively gath crew ered of frantic that boys snobb who ery , while of coming yet in life their , have teens a , good already deal reflect to learn the . The sooner Eton learns this lesson , the better .

      A "Judy" Spree.

      A "JUDY" SPREE .

      Difficulties The Staff ) Wrote Of A To "...

      difficulties The staff ) wrote of a to " the serio Observer -comic " a contemporary week ago announcing ( apparentl their y in Their secession names from had the the paper charm with of which perfect they novelty had been to th associat e public ed , . which was more than could be said of their witticisms . Howeverthe communication had one drawback , —it encouraged ( other which , " we staffs have " to been " go requested and do likewise to publish , " ) will the full followi y testif ng y letter : ^~ To the Editor of the " Tomahawk . " " 22 Grub street . Miller " Sir , — which We , we the have Editor carried an o n Staff with of unprecedented the Halfpenny success Joe , beg to , say that " W we e are ' t , going Sir , yours to write faithfull any y long , er . " John jones . " James Brown . « -j _ William Smith , his mark . "

      Stanzas For Stones.

      STANZAS FOR STONES .

      The Continuation Of The Second Series Of...

      The continuation of the Second Series of these Papers is unavoidably postponed till next week .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 17, 1869, page 23, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_17071869/page/5/