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    t w April 18, 1868.3 THE TOMAHAWK. 157

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    WOMAN'S WORD-BOOK.

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    FOR THE USE OF OUR YOUNG FRIENDS. {conti...

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    THE NEXT BOOK7

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    evidentl DURING y been the written last ...

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    IJST THE SMOKING-ROOM.

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    Present—Smith and Jones. Friday Smith ?"...

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    A GREAT IMPROVEMENT.

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    in authority We Hyde are Park , that del...

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    alone were . soon I never marched had such off a by painful their partn talk in ers my , and life . we Eyes wer sunken e left and covered with Indian ink , brow wrinkled and plastered with what powder she , fe wa atur s ; es there sharp was and nothing blushing to remind with rouge me of the A wreck Victoria of of Her ten manner years was ago , always save the make gigglin -believe g and , it the never false was merriment so make- . b and elieve pret as ty , now and ! livel Still y , and she kept I humoured up the her fiction . We of had being talked young of ,

    thi sai s d ga e nd y , ' . s " marriage Well , Vicky and , we that soon friend shall 's marriag be losing e , you and . One last of thes and e H arry e days Thornbury you will , and follow marry the exa me mp one le yo of urs H e lf , y Wilson then good bye to balls , picniqs , and parties . " giggle " Don and ' t be a rap so of absurd her fan you . naughty boy , " she said , with a or " give Mind I must » I come or , let the me retu - rn than ener ks Then for the when brides UWXl maids are ,

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    T W April 18, 1868.3 The Tomahawk. 157

    t w April 18 , 1868 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 157

    Woman's Word-Book.

    WOMAN'S WORD-BOOK .

    For The Use Of Our Young Friends. {Conti...

    FOR THE USE OF OUR YOUNG FRIENDS . { contimted . ) Gallant manners , adj . — of A the good nineteent old word h century scarcel . y recognizable in the Garden Gaine ^ to . — make Flora of ' s . — boudoir Making . a point before killing . Garrison making -town move . —A s to chess be mated board by where the Kni the g Queen hts . s are always

    Generosity there is . — no Giving possibility your time of a flirtation and services . to a bazaar where Gentility Giggle . — — . The Nothing safety- under valve of a boy weak in machinery buttons . . Girlhood to take . — their A prep bachelors aratory school ; I to for women in before they go up Glass Give , — . — A A verb friend imp who lyingia & av £ ^ s esire most women receive the trouble exchange of . reflectting ¦ ¦ '

    Gold Glove . — — . The A . sheath sun which for a dazzles cat ' s paw all . , and blinds so many . Gossip . —The copper currency of the realm , of woman . Governess see that . —K intellect poor sister is menial who . has not enough intelligence to Grace worthless . —The . flower without which the loveliest garden is

    For The Use Of Our Young Friends. {Conti...

    Grave . —The accent which must fall on our last syllable . Green heirs . —The . colours most becoming to pale girls and young Guards Gum . — . — The Archan pink gels velvet in in the which heaven Venus of M sets ars . her pearls .

    The Next Book7

    THE NEXT BOOK 7

    Evidentl During Y Been The Written Last ...

    evidentl DURING y been the written last few expressl days a y work for the has perusal appeared of , snobs which . It of is called the Hon Recollections . Amelia Murray from . 1803 It is to to 1837 t > e , hoped and is that from some the other pen Recollections amiable and titl from ed n 18 obody 37 to 1868 produ , when ce we a pendant may expect book , to called see something of this sort . Victoria * 'I went and out had to- an day exceeding to see Her linteresting 111 Most 1 Gracious conversation Majesty with , Queen 11 her 11

    madame Her » iviuiia Majesty , . ' < a . xxu 'Oh . said uau , ' returned , * How tAl-ccuuigi are the Queen you y ^ to , - smiling day CSlllJg ? ' I sweetl LUUVCISitllUll replied y ; , * * then Quite WIL I'll well say CI , . good wore day black . ' kid And gloves I left . " her . Her Majesty had on a pair of Boots , and book There is filled , that . ' s th If e our kind readers of twaddl buy e the with work which it Miss is no Murray fault o ' s f ours—their folly be on their own heads . ,

    Ijst The Smoking-Room.

    IJST THE SMOKING-ROOM .

    Present—Smith And Jones. Friday Smith ?"...

    Present—Smith and Jones . Friday Smith ?" . —Did you see that leader in the Telegrafih for " Good JONES . —Do you mean the one in which the writer observed first ( I can who quote found his and exact owned words no ) , " limit The to D the ivine law Sufferer that sacrifice was the of g se lorio lf fo us r each delig ht nd to the is happy the golden victim . cret Let no man od to take all , offence and of

    mystery at us ; w of e ask teaching no nobler , where interpretation the majesty of of the this Father day , no ming deeper les in with a g th lory e obedience of light a of nd th tr e Son to , and dazzli the ng divine for any and eyes human save blend those of faith ?" Smith . —Yes . What did he mean by that sentence ? Jones . —I ' m sure I don ' t know . It ' s too " dazzling " for my eyes Smith . —I if the leader hadn ' t sounded slightlshall I

    say sacrileg . ious say , wouldn , ' t it have been funny 1 y , article Jones more . —Funny heartil ! y I in should my life think . Fancy so . the I never Telegraph laughe turning d at an religious in its old age ! sion Emperor Smith of the . of — French the The French next Correspondent thing . we shall to hear the of Catholic will be faith the conver by the - Jones—Butseriousldid read the article through ?

    Smith . . —Yes , . y , you Jones Smith . . — — What Well , did / thought you think it blasp of it hemous ? twaddle . Jones . —So did I . Ring for the coffee . { Scene closes in . )

    A Great Improvement.

    A GREAT IMPROVEMENT .

    In Authority We Hyde Are Park , That Del...

    in authority We Hyde are Park , that delighted , and the vast the to parasitic block be able which buildings to announce now covers of which , on so entirel the much very y space close best one of the most necessary and pleasant of public roads , need we will say not the be as Prince useless Consort as may ' Memorial be supposed ( No . . 2 , With 001 in a the view books to the ) requirements the basement of the fashionable will be fitted habitue ' s as of a the refreshment Park during room the thousands season or something , of pounds of that that sort . have This been is up delig wasted htful on , considering monstrous the ex- , crescences One at least to will perpetuat be useful e the as well memory as ornamental of the Great . and Good .

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  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 18, 1868, page 157, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_18041868/page/5/