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April 18, 1868.J THE TOMAHAWK. 161 ^^
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JULES OJSTCE MORE OJV A GREAT EVENT.
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matter The . day The wi words ll be long...
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THE CHURCH MILITANT.
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on Not between " to put the too chap fin...
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A SURPLICEJD SNOB.
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Evening A contemporary Express :— quotes...
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Because The Priesthood tfrey perform the...
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April 18, 1868.J The Tomahawk. 161 ^^
April 18 , 1868 . J THE TOMAHAWK . 161 ^^
Jules Ojstce More Ojv A Great Event.
JULES OJSTCE MORE OJV A GREAT EVENT .
Matter The . Day The Wi Words Ll Be Long...
matter The . The wi words ll be long of the past wise before arrive I never shall re too ach late you , , but nd the no is experience of course of those who Oxfor know -Cambri is always -race worth that the I shall candle address * It you . I was of your them , the spectators gge . Among the millions of joke your ) . mees I p , la ced r daug mysel hters f ne ar perfide to the A Barns lbion - bri excuse gge . Ma s , the foi what who make sight the ! book The crowd and cheat surging the , terrible odds . , fe But roce not , of for betsmen me is
your that . bifstake No—I join excu the se agai gentlemens n , the joke who )— give the the true fair sportsmen stake—not of the chief rac , the e , the caads ivelchers , and , of blacklegges which your of the Princ turf e . I proud say to to myself be the , with but it these is lorious the bet is safe I . w I rite take not the " odds ell " I this ' edge . , It I l is ose the — loss of the g Cambrigge boat that makes me take yo the pen— " Why of is thi the s Thames loss ? " yo . ur Ah papers why 1 ask La ! France " Why shall 1 " asks tell to e oarsm the an
reason it ^^^ ^ - they ^ V ^™^^ ~^^» . do - ^^^ b ^ It ^ - ~^ not —^ ^^ ^ is ^ ^^ v ^^^ this wi ^ n ^^ . . ^^™ - ™—^ , ^ p Then It is ^^^ r ^ v ^ m because I shall ^^ v ^^^ h ^ Br ^ p ^^ mm tell they ^ ^» v w ^ F you ^^ d ^^ o ^^ — ^ ^ M not ^ n ^^ v it ^ V ^ k ^ M is win ^^ ^^^ ff v ^ h because ^ M , and t ^^» you V ^ wh ^^* ^*^ P they y ^ tf ^ kMB is lose cheat . And And wh wh y y do the they n do not th cheat ey los ? e Ma ? foi Bec yo ause u as they k ! Bec do a use there is no prize . That is the response of France . But will Eng say lish , m " No , , stolid this French , indifferent oarsm an the of the true S eine lory , h of e does fig ht , understand us . " Eh MenI sI bow . Our views are like
the two ends of the stick , , they do ay , not meet . You ont without the horn do not , gre do en these coat , u t take gold cocked meet to hat eat , the sword r ! ho Yes rse , you , your upon you , face T an d n race ! in Parbleti your the fox boxe not ! E you xcuse riht say ? th it e It laug is is not h —and ri ho ght n this o to urabl you kick e call stroke right the in ' ori that the t ! wins the fight . , But to g our mutton ; there is no use for me to tell h you h why blue de del will not win . You have no 1 faith in
Jules ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ w ! - ^^ ¦ Your — ~ ^—^— m ™~ sportsmen ^ ^ r — - ^ v — - —~ ' ™ v v » say » ^ m ^^^^ ^^ it - ^« V ^ is j w W the ^ ^ m ^ W train ^ ' ^ ^^ V ^» . . Vk ^ kv The ^^ v ^ M ^ ^* train ^ ~ J ~ . ^ » J ^ « V ? ^ p ^ ^ h A tfb ^ ^* bah Com e , I shall too tell muc you h th . e The train other 1 What day came is it th across en , once the mi mo ghty re ? wav cry of es of the the wild Atlantic Indians the ! challenge It was the of the struggle Red Skins of death —the they war strokes sought with was crafty your bra , subtle ve Oxfor , like -men a fiend . The . Ma movement foi / it g of lide wi s gwam
without its eyes , it creeps alone , it has no admiral : you guess , you laug whit say thi h e , our s you thing flesh shriek is it new , you , it dance s frig we htens — will it has us not , w no race e fai coxe n the t , / our Your cheeks oarsmen he grow shall " stay at , home . This creep was ; not good . Not so the savage Seine , replies to the Niagara . Read the rules of the approaching race : — Grand International Race
between Eight Gentlemen of HARVARD , CAMBRIDGE , U . S ., and
A Picked Crew of the PARIS BOAT CLUB . rowing Notice and . — steering As each , and boat in has order its , therefore own peculiar , that a method just esti of
mate determined of the , powers it is arranged of the that respective two races crews be may rowed be , accuratel one being y according French fashion to the . American , and the other according to the The American Race . 2 1 . . Each No coxswain crew to allowed consist . of not more than eight rowers . 3 . The race to be over a four mile straight course .
The French Race . 2 1 . . Three Each crew admirals to consist and a of ilot not in less full than dress twenty to be -six carried rowers in . the stern of each , boat p . ,
3 . The race to be across the Seine at Asnieres . 4 5 . . Th Th e e si Ump gna ire l in to be rting a Fren to b chman e given , and by the not French allowed boat to bet . 6 . The against French his boat countrymen to carry . the winning post . and W yo ell ur , you Oxfor see -men the rule should above do is the fair same . Each . But has stop his you chance say * ,
Will what Jules is this tell rega you rd to He Cambri shall gge , they and will the not race make of Ptitney the change reach — ? they they train wear , straw they - at irt but , they will not , cha they nge flash . Each the oa year r , they it is jerk the , and same . Let victory them for , the but m . copy Come Jules brave —and s it change is Jules that the does " ad le , " - dress you . This year he puts the " pony " on the light blues—Ma foi the 7 to chan 1 in elep e the ha styl nts . , and next year he bets upon Adieu you—yes . ,
The Church Militant.
THE CHURCH MILITANT .
On Not Between " To Put The Too Chap Fin...
on between " to put the too chap fine lain a point of Dieppe upon it and , " a his great parishioners row is go . ing It the appears reverend that gentleman Lord Stan , who has formerl dispensed y was attached with the to servic the es Con of - sulate , to his reverence ' s intense disgust . Nay , more , the parson the is not fees that y disgusted were once but his refractory due . The , and residents insists upon have receiving elected a
committee to pay the expenses of divine service , to the great wishes displeas to ure receive of the the incu offerings mbent , of or his rather flock incumbra in proper nce person , who . Th Notices e result are post an ed unsee up m and ly squabble torn down , posted church up and every torn Sunday down . r eli thro gion u . gh It was e se to rvic be es thoug , to the ht great that the scandal St . George of the -in Protestant -the-East that outra there ge wa ' s s a Dieppe dept lower h of still Chur ! ch disturbances , but it seems
A Surplicejd Snob.
A SURPLICEJD SNOB .
Evening A Contemporary Express :— Quotes...
Evening A contemporary Express : — quotes the following from the Leeds cumbent '' Tn one gave of notice our Evangelical that the ' young churches ladies in ' who Leeds were recentl candidates y , the in for - women confirmation ' were were to assemble to meet in at the the school parsonage -room I " , but that the ' young castigation This scandalous We reall i piece of clerical ht that snobbery the Rev \ deserves CH a Craufurd thoroug iaumiuo ' h
recent ua . biiga sermon . nuii . . vvc on a cdiiy tex t inuugm from oug the u B ri tish B -cv ibl . . v e , . . " could . . v ^ not be s effrontery surpassed . for The clumsiness disgusting , fact arrogant alluded bombast to in the , above and tactl extract ess feeling out-Craufurds in the matter Craufurd we . can If the quite " young imagine ladies them " had refusing any proper point blank to set foot within the precincts of that snobbish parsonage ; were whilst certainl the " young y favoured women with , " though the purer assigned atmosp the here " lower . We room need , " such
name as scarcel the ought above y point to . out be When given the charge utter in justice unfairness s of this to those description of of vague the clergy extracts are mad who , e , , the of course proceedings , would so be recklessly naturally , vulgar anxious . The not Bishop to be mixed of the up Diocese with a oug sermon ht really on to " insist respect upon of persons the Christian , " and delinquent ought to be preaching present himself with these " young ladies " and—eugh ! horrid thought ! — order " young a special women service , " unless for them his in lordshi the school p would -room consideratel . y
Because The Priesthood Tfrey Perform The...
Because The Priesthood tfrey perform their of Wom ministrations an . —The as Hi Ritualistic gh-men . Clergy . " Bones and I . "—A testimonial was presented last week , at the Mr , St Moore . James . ' This s Hall is , to wh the at , " were Bones we " of a the comic Christy periodical Minstrel , we s , should call a Memento Moori .
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 18, 1868, page 161, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_18041868/page/9/
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