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    • IN THE SMOKING ROOM.
    • LIFE INSURANCE EXTRAORDINARY.
    • NAGS AT THE MAGS.
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      276 The Tomaha Wk. [June 19, 1869.

      276 THE TOMAHA WK . [ June 19 , 1869 .

      In The Smoking Room.

      IN THE SMOKING ROOM .

      Time 12.5 A.M. Present: Jones.—A Man Abo...

      Time 12 . 5 a . m . Present : Jones . —A Man about Town . Smith ( smoking Smith -, and . — throwing -A Country down Squire the . " Pall Mall" disgus except t } stagnation . —How very . Have dull the any papers news are ? ! Nothing moving , where Jones you . — can Not play much skittles . The , and Marlboro look at ' the ( the Prince place you of Wales know ) , doesn club one ' t seem day to last go week at all , . including I hear onl the y four waiters fellows ! Hurling were in ham the ' s a great Smith success . —Yes , . and I din so ed is the there Old the Thatched other nig House ht—best . kitchen in London ,, Sir . Been to the St . Janies' ? more Jones . I . — will ' No wait . I until really they cant ' do stand the Diva the . Grande Duchesse any nig S ht mith % Nine . —Were hundred you peop at the le they ball tell at Willis me . ' Rooms the other Jones . —No . I was not . When I want to meet my hatter or dignity bootmaker ! , I go to their shops . Less bother and more Jones Smith . — . — Well The , Zoo no . ' s a Its dead awfull failur y crowded e this year , so , isn awfull ' y 1 crowded that Smith the visitors . —Great can row ' t find in Paris any room . for their " h-s I " friend Jones Louis . —Very may much have to so return ! Its just to his on apartments the cards that in King our the street Siamese , St . James Twins ' s . have Well , he will we have be an no acquisition one to look ; now at I that gone the Smith Oxford . — Commemoration Those fellows misbehaved the other day themselves . very much at Jones . —Well , you see , boys will be boys . recent Smith smashes . —Yes , on the cads Turf , ? cads ! What do you think of the tragedy Jones by . —Wh the y that I should like to take one actor in the Jones Smith . — . — Not By the at all han — d by ? nose ! Smith . —So would I . I hate flies ( especially in hot weather ) — suckers they are and thieves stupid . , but the spiders are worse—they are blood-Jones . —And now for a rubber . Smith . —Agreed { . Exeunt to the Card Room ) .

      Life Insurance Extraordinary.

      LIFE INSURANCE EXTRAORDINARY .

      " To Now Life , Sirs Or Limb , The Are D...

      " To Now life , Sirs or limb , the are dangers nothing of , the thanks dark blue me sea ; . And In safety know you at may sea the bear comforts the billows of ' foam home , ! This Put to is my p water lan : ) proof I argue , a grand my suc dress your cess , . Adapted Observe th to ' the invention use of either : how , sex in case of wrecks And It scares turns all what fainting might , gives be danger new , pluck to delight to frig ! , Not To th , like ' elements your Ring no longer , content are to flog slaves the waves : , — Ambitious trifler ! ' tis the Yankee nation That boasts th' inventive power to whip creation ! Th The en hidden why , I charm ask you of , why safety , why / have be drown found e d ? Th Giv e es way ess , triplex I reckon , in , to such and days modern as these ease— , ' Of Moor creature ed to a comforts cupboard ( for that eig contains ht days a at feast least ) , The Here old you delights may feel of to dinner the stomach time on s shore inmost — core With Pelt with comic cigar weeklies ends monsters read yourself of the to deep sleep — — And Let blust hoist ' ring a silk Boreas umbrella crack in his the cheeks rain . — in vain—As With my careful invention thou ' s bou yo nd ur liq ke u e p r I s u uppl dry y ,

      " To Now Life , Sirs Or Limb , The Are D...

      This For see floating , with cellar welcome supplements dozen of queer your meal seal ! Adrift In short th , us the safel deuce y , and is in not it fo if und you ' at cast last !" By Such mimi c shipwreck plan the in Yankee our Chelsea strove Reach to teach , B On ack th to ' oozy the bosom Cockney of haven the tide of way Cremorne borne ! Swallow But still e this d cum sche gr me ano must of old be Neptune (' tis not ' s my salt fault . )

      Nags At The Mags.

      NAGS AT THE MAGS .

      June Mediocrity , As If In Direct Is The...

      June Mediocrity , as if in direct is the contrast order of to the the brillian day with t weather the magazines which has for heralded ing cloudy , inas . much The in the leading as present it g - ives story month us of an the , in Cornhill sight " mags into is " certainl that are great remarkably y interest social - city question secrets " Maison of which happiness , s the de S action will ante " and , be ' * reveals of revealed justice trades a , terrible ' and by unions a foreshadows second side . of An life revolution articl in the Napoleon e entitle terrible . The ' d s lence padding whi is ch heavy ordinary , and mortals the illustrations cannot appreciate of that . peculiar excel-Macmillan ' s June number is , as usual , not only full of interesting average merit matter of magazine , but more literature than one . A article new story is above , entitled ^ the " Halifax A Brave , Gentleman Lady , " , is " and commence there d is by an the amu author sing criticism of ' * J oh of n Victor The Hugo Belgr ' avia s new possesses romance in quantity the Gen both tleman as ' s regards Magazine subject . of matter a London and illustrations Journal type , but as are to beyo quality nd — the well comprehension , perhaps stories of point Tomahawk of view , as but the certainl authors y he in cannot Belgravia see j life but fro perhaps m the these same it gentl will emen be . are As gifte for d Mr with . George second Au si gustu ght , and s Sala pourtray ' s " Letters society from as Lilli Lilli put put , , " for they they might are re far markabl better have y full of been gas called . " The balloons late Prince from Consort as a Composer" is a bid for popularity among the ladies writing , which than for is more interest remarkable . Among the for snobbi padding sh , howeve and adulatory r , there is " Bound an excellent to Joh article n Compan by William y' ? has reached uthie on chapte " Sunday r thirty Labour -four . " , novel and a new inde novel ed a , stern " Stern necessity Necessity , almost , " is announced as scarce as . a A new new play The . Gentleman * s hit upon a good idea in giving its readers monthly Victor Hugo instal ' s ment " By s of Order the of romance the King . There , " and are continues also several its very The interesti Britannia ng articles which . has taken a distinctive stand in monthly lite stor r atu " re Fallen , contain Among , s another Thieves instalment , " Mr- of F Mr . C . . Arthur Burriand a ' Beckett ' s very ' s l ent musing social " Commentaries and sarcastic of padding Major , Tas Blake wel , " l and as some several excel fine - coloured illustrations by Matt Morgan . article . 57 Paul in a s ' sketch , if not of quite Madame so readable Pompadour as usual . , has one excellent an London d is well Society and pro keep fuse s up illustrated its character as usual as a . popular magazine , contemporaries Tomahawk , regrets if only to have from to a selfish nag so point much of at view his mon . The thly public exertion at is large too great is too for great this to hot allow weather of , his but passing his feeling over for such the ' painful mediocrity as most of them this month exhibit .

      Our Errata Last Week .—In 'S The Impress...

      our Errata last week . —In ' s the impression article , " line Jonathan 14 , for ' s False " addition Move " , " read in " addiction "; line 25 , for " interests " read " intents . " brain The Printer and in ' s their Devils wild have excitement sometimes they got matches play fantastic on the « trick Dilettante s , —e . g ., » " in Dillitanti the answer . " to our Acrostic they spelt

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 19, 1869, page 276, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_19061869/page/14/