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n6 THE TOMAHA WK. [September 19, 1868.
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Now Ready > Price 8^., VOL% II. of the "...
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LONDON, SEPTEMBER 19, 1868.
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THE WEEK.
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Madame Alexandrine Bris passed her exami...
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Mr. Leigh Pemberton has reduced the argu...
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The correspondent of the Pall Mall in Pa...
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So we are to have another cable laid dow...
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"THE MIGHTY VOICE?"
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The smell now localised in all warm weat...
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NOT A DOUBT OF IT!
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tittle Possibly -tattle o the f scandal ...
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N6 The Tomaha Wk. [September 19, 1868.
n 6 THE TOMAHA WK . [ September 19 , 1868 .
Now Ready > Price 8^., Vol% Ii. Of The "...
Now Ready > Price 8 ^ ., VOL % II . of the " Tomahawk , " Beauti fully Bound , Gilt Edges , Bevelled Boards . Order of any Bookseller .
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London, September 19, 1868.
LONDON , SEPTEMBER 19 , 1868 .
The Week.
THE WEEK .
Madame Alexandrine Bris Passed Her Exami...
Madame Alexandrine Bris passed her examination as Bachelor of Science at the Faculty of Sciences of Paris a few days ago . Ah ! if all ladies who usurp the Rights of Man would only remain " bachelors , " we would not grudge them their dignity ! It is only when she marries that the Rights of Woman become wrong !
Mr. Leigh Pemberton Has Reduced The Argu...
Mr . Leigh Pemberton has reduced the argument of tu quoque to a system of moral philosophy . He sees no harm in issuing a spurious address signed with another man ' s name , because , he says , " The Liberals have done many dirty things before at elections in Kent . " A stud ¦ y of the Parliamentary
contests since 1832 will not show much to choose between the two parties . But this argument , that one dirty trick justifies another , is unlimited in its scope ; and Mr . Leigh Pemberton ' s gentlemanly and refined " squib " may furnish the justification of some Liberal forgery on a future occasion . Mr . Leigh Pemberton has yet to learn that most essential of all Conservative principles—to conserve his honour .
The Correspondent Of The Pall Mall In Pa...
The correspondent of the Pall Mall in Paris is responsible for the following anecdote : —Among the excuses put forward lately by the Imperialist writers for the massacres of December , during the coup d ^ tat , one is that " it was all a mistake . " General St . Arnaud had a very bad cold at the timeand when
, the aide-de-camp dashed up to him for instructions , " the Boulevards were up ; " St . Arnaud , who could not speak for coughing , exclaimed , "Ma sacr ^ etoux ! " which the aide-de-camp interpreted , " Massacrez tous . " Hence the blood which stains the Imperial purple . This is rather too much . We kne \ v that the
sycophants of the present dynasty always made light of those terrible massacres , but we did not know that there were men brutes enough to make a vulgar jest on them ..
So We Are To Have Another Cable Laid Dow...
So we are to have another cable laid down between Europe and America . This is most gratifying intelligence . Two have already been constructed between Great Britain and the United States—we beg pardon , three . We must not forget : the third * that living cable between the two countries , Mr . Charles
So We Are To Have Another Cable Laid Dow...
Dickens . We had to pay for the first two , —the Yankees had to stump up " ( to quote from , their refined vocabulary ) for the remaining one . Our readers will remember that the farewell dinner of Charles Dickens was worthy of finding a record in Disraeli's Curiosities of Literature . The English author
provided a sumptuous repast of " butter" for his admirers , while they watched him gleefully as he proceeded to eat his oiun words I We trust Charles Dickens found his dish of humble pie agreeable to his palate—the pill he swallowed was gilded /
"The Mighty Voice?"
" THE MIGHTY VOICE ?"
The Smell Now Localised In All Warm Weat...
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Not A Doubt Of It!
NOT A DOUBT OF IT !
Tittle Possibly -Tattle O The F Scandal ...
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 19, 1868, page 116, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_19091868/page/4/
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