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    • THE MILLENNIUM AGAIN.
    • CHARADE. \
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      Telegram from de la His Toicr Majesty d'Auvergne Napoleon , London III , . Oct , & . ° r 14 ., th Paris , 1867 , to . the Prince i Prince , —There send is such , a place as b Cayenne the next . post t Send me the news by

      I telegram , or I you your conge y . Telegram Majesty from the Napoleon Prince de III la , Tozcr &* c , d Paris 'Attvergne , 14 th , Oct &> c . . , , 1867 London . , to His [ latch Your -key Majesty of the Embassy , —I have on packed the hall up table my portmanteau . I await your and orders left the re Cayenne .

      that jnaK . C my y \ ju terrible . uiavc enemy 111 ^ vii » , jjic the «» . i Tomahawk > u . i . c . pvjs , is » iuic ab ou t to iciy increa vtLii . se its uc n size u . c from gram ) twelve that I to am sixteen wrong ! pages ? For Heaven ' s sake tell me ( by tele-Telegram front T . d * A ., London , to Napoleon , Paris . Unhappy Monarch , —Your guess is only too good . The Tomahawk ! , alas , IS about to increase its size from Twelve to Sixteen pages Telegram jrom N . to Tour d'Auvergne * Good Heavens ! When ?

      Telegram from Napoleon I 4 t , / i Paris October , to Tottr 1867 . d'Auvergne , London , A frightful thought has just occurred , to me . Only one thing could is iv

      Telegram from T . d A ., London , to Napoleon , Paris . So soon as the machinery necessary for printing the TOMAHAWK I operation sufficientl , the rap enlargement idly to meet the will enormous be made . de Accept mand s , h Sure all be , my fixe respectful d and in \ condolence .

      October 19, 1867.] The Tomahawk. 247

      October 19 , 1867 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 247

      The Millennium Again.

      THE MILLENNIUM AGAIN .

      So The Emperor Of The French Has Got Hol...

      So the Emperor of the French has got hold of a new toy . It is a As simp yet le toy— amu need sem we ent say it that has we afforded allude , to it his has new not b exp een loding general bullet , has ? read at least how been at Strasbourg of the most the other promising day a character great deal . Every of real fun y has was got out of it with the- aid of a corpse or two . Indeed , all true humanitarians bone must s have , pul gl pe oated d muscl with es , considerable and orifices gusto of e over xit , the eight wreck to thirteen of '' shatter times ed larger than the ball lor " that marked been the rurtner occasion lntormed . However in reterence , the matter to its

      more did . not extended end mere use , , say we by nave the French army in action , that" Almost all wounds inflicted by such a missile would be necessarily fatal of such , and the hastl dem wounds oralizing e ffect omitin , on the like comrades small volcanoes of the stricken would men be , almost overpowering gy . " , g , com This liment then him is the on the Emperor scientific ' s new direction toy , and his taste France for at amusement least ought has to taken p . Howeverwe are not Frenchmenand so must look at the matter from our own , point of view . ,

      nothing We have to , therefor , but to e , im according prove on to this hint view given ot our by our responsibilities neighbours , , and hit on some contrivance by which we may be enabled to beat a being whole reg our position ent up , into then " , the peless sooner pul Government p " in a moment offers ' s notice a handsome . This reward for the invention the better . are them The so , but g " larin gains merel gly " v o li bvious kel lav y if- to , dnwn that accrue as we a to do safe " not humanity and profess broad " orineinle even from to such . touch that a course there upon

      i absit s onl omen y one b known y matchin way g of him dispensing against another of a Kilkenny . Granting cat , this and , that it must is , most be gen encouraging eral , ly admitted character that the , and future of a kind now that opening warrants to Europe confidence is of in a a speedy and complete solution of all international difficulties . It is true they tensive that reall holders there y are are of ; but forei some they desponding securities are few . peop and That le far a who sudden between refuse revolution , to and see mostl things of ^ ideas y ex as - 01 is gn lnevicaui win

      thinkers to and on shew me trust supject . in that We their their select efforts war publication them to from work a may e out heap , m , e this in of suDjoinea some others newand measure that suggestions not have , uninteresting assist reached earnest serve us , , problem . , I . —A retired Scientific Man who describes himself as " the inventor and dertakes part proprietor to lthe of a Government double self-acting with a sausage new invention machine of " un his - own , by which supp a y hostile army , once caught sight of , could be reth duced *» machine to " pul bv p which " in the he course nronoses of a to few effect minutes this , . is oer He fectlv adds simple that

      and that , to quote his own words "A child could use it . " 2 . — b " y Spartacus rendering " the suggests enemy the perfectl use of y colossal blind , vitriol would fire effect pumps his , capture which , without loss of blood . He adds that he is also the inventor of a new and serviceable sort of glass eye

      So The Emperor Of The French Has Got Hol...

      3 . — ' go * Kaffa out and " wants fight any know matter why out the themselves Emperors . and He Kings argues could that Jnot it would trouble be to cheap the Fo , pretty reign Office ( if well . mana If his ged idea ) , meets and save with a g approval reat deal he of will be happy to forward rules , on receipt of three postage stamps , . I 4 . — " cediner Marksman correspondent " takes muc , but h does the same so from view a of snorting the matter t > oint as of the view pre- . ! !

      be He got thinks up , on go which od stee a p book le-chase could , or be prize made fi ght . , He or somethin gives some g , mi hints ght not generall be dis y posed on the to pres put ent much soverei on g the ns of Sultan Europe as , a "lig ht ys wei he g sh ht . ould " 5 . —" Martinet" writes from the War Office to know why we do not he return ives to a the detailed use of ac " count Brown and Bess . " of We need battle scarcel of y W add aterl that oo both g of which are more or less incorrect p . , 6 . — "A Crown Cozcrt JElder" recommends an unlimited distribution of Dr . Cumming ' s works . He thinks that this will hasten on the great tribulation it is to when no man being able time to to work , he will

      consequently , De supposed , nave no ngnt . 1 nis corres-7 . —** pondent Hanwell adds " sugge somewhat sts an immediate irrelevantly that plication he has to a pum the p Peace for sale Con . - gres Emperor s , and of makes the French a long and and Mr uninterestin . Beales . g comparison between the trust We , however regret that , that want the of above space specimens obliges us may to serve close our their list purpose here . , and We induce sober thinkers to look this novel question honestly in the face .

      Charade. \

      CHARADE . \

      A All Band Ho O N F Est Idle Toil Scound...

      A band ho o n est idle toil scoundrels resolved lea to g shirk ued , ] And Of p P ilferin atriots g th ev e e r c crime red name to work , Against their Country , y ' s peace and weal ; Who but at thought of these , my First must keenly feel ?

      Th Which e refuse still of a receives foreign all land worthless knaves And Her boasts sons of to liberty drunken , the mobs while are slaves , * Twas here they learnt their noble plans , ; My Second to divide among their murderous clans . Oh ! must Thy wrongs but half redressed , An F clothe ever nerve with tins the e assas l sm sin ath ' s hand ; The deeds of every ruffian yp band y , ? Would that such traitors all were slain ! Since by their death alone Thou Freedom ' s joys can gain .

      Answer To The Last Double Acrostic. C Co...

      ANSWER TO THE LAST DOUBLE ACROSTIC . C Coat T I Irish H C R Rope Calf E F E Emmett T

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      Read Erratum "Pay." .—In The Fourth Line...

      read Erratum " pay . " . —In the fourth line of the last stanza but one , for " say * "

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  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 19, 1867, page 247, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_19101867/page/9/