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j^T^o , 1867.3 THE TOMAHAWK. 139
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AT THE COUNCIL.
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(Before Mr. Tom-a-Hawk, the Presiding Ma...
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A RIGHT ROYAL WELCOME.
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The Council of the Braves was at an end....
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J^T^O , 1867.3 The Tomahawk. 139
j ^ T ^ o , 1867 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 139
At The Council.
AT THE COUNCIL .
(Before Mr. Tom-A-Hawk, The Presiding Ma...
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from gross the criticism shopboard of . would None -be of libertines you should and men like -of to -the undergo -world ^ avoid the such pure an the ordeal and stalls the . at Those good the D . who ram Henceforward atic do are College no proper Fete let all , associates and honest leave women for them the w to ithout the wantons injury to — their the onl reputations y people and who good can name preside . Remember over them that you cannot touch pitch and remain undefiled . For Hca-
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ven Crystal 's sake Palace , do . not It bring is the the mode fashions now- of a-days the Haymarket to regard actresses into the the your in the shameful husbands light of creed , so brothers many . On articles , and the children present of barter , occasion lend . Do your not I aid shall , as to you dismiss spread love the case . However , should the prisoners be brought before me again The , I prisoners shall treat were them then with discharged threefold from severity custod . y .
A Right Royal Welcome.
A RIGHT ROYAL WELCOME .
The Council Of The Braves Was At An End....
The Council of the Braves was at an end . Fashion Dance Take : your uses and partners the the brush assembled , said even Tomahawk group in the prairie in feathers gravel ) stood y and , for read paint the y . War The ( for And Dance Tomahawk , too ( which arose we , and may with style scal a ping War - - knife soviana in ) hand , was strode over . from out his wigwam into the Strand . , in He a few hailed minutes a Hansom alighted »—¦ . " To at B Trafal the base gar S of quare Nelson , " he 's cried Column , and \
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repose below . , nearly stumbled from his pedestal into the fountains " Be not alarmed , " said Tomahawk , as he observed the am gallant not Admiral an apparition place or his phantom hand on , or the even hilt the of g his host sword of Blooms . " I - bury the hero Square of a . hundred I am Tomahawk literary fi , ghts Chief . " of the Tomahawks , and " Hereupon What is stirring the BPBBBb two below heroic ? sp " inquired irits embraced Bl Nelson affectionatel after a y .
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preparations " He is to be made Eng for land his 's welcome guest . Look . " below , and behold the coil Here of rope Nelson at his deli feet ghted . , At danced length the , out sailor of b ' s reath hornp , he ipe paused on the , and Tomahawk continued . " England is a great country : yon did a trifle to make it great would in times instead past : of but being if you an were Admiral living of Bk in the B the Red present White day and ,
you ^ Blue m W fc ^ B « ^ ^ BBF , probabl ^ . ^ BBB ) BB ^ PB Bl , Bt ^^ « *— ^^ « ^^ r y ^ B ^ ^ B' ^ V be « ^ ^^ v ^^ ^^^ ^^ the . « rV ^^ P' ^^ ^ captain ^ ^^ M ^^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^ ^ B > of ^ BB * ^ B ^ * ^^ ^^ ^^ a BP ^ B ^ B > ^( Citizen pp I IB m W B > B'V ^ w B ^ B ^ B ^^^ steam ^ J | BH > V B / 4 H . Bb W boat B v . | F Bl'V B > Bfr . " > BB B . you ( Nelson how winced great this ) . " country Don ' t be and offended its children : I onl of y the wish present to satisfy day reall Martin y are ' s steep . But le peal see , the a merry Sultan welcome comes . : the Behold muffled those bells banners of St . of crape floating gaily out on the house-tops . Watch the crowd ^ B ^ B < ^ BB ^ V V ^ BB . : V it BB BB is BB BB * in BB - ^ m ^ B < tears ^ p ^^ p - ^^ - ^ ^~ ^ BB Bi : but W VPB- ^ V that V ^^ v ^ ^ h- ~^ ^^ is ^^ ^^^ ^ its h ^ v - ^^ r way — r ^^^^ J in ^ T ^ B ^ B * the ^ B ^ BB BV BBB ^ present BBF ^ B ^ VB * ^^^ ^ B— BB 4 . V ^ day ^ fB ^ W V to V ^^^
express delight . Its tears are tears of joy , you know . The veils men . are The sombrel English y clad nation , and is the a women serious , wear not a frivolous black robes , peop and le , along like the . " French . Now mark the gallant cortege as it passes Nelson gazed down mournfully . ¦ BB" Why B" Y BH BB ^^ ^ ' gaz B ^ B . V ^^ BIBT e W' PV so ^ B ^ sadl B ^ ^^^^* ^ FBP ^^ y V 1 W " observed ^ . ^ ^ BB < V ^ p ^ i « ^ r w ^^ F ^^ Tomahawk B «* BVWBkM ^^ v ^ B ^^ ^ w ^^^^^ * A ^ ^^ BV ^ B « V ^ B ^^ . B " Those BBB BB A BB ^ b ^ Bl *^ V Wb Bl * are BBB B > A ^ V -m ...- m jm « «
Shillibeerish State Carriages , but , not then funeral it is coaches only . the The consciousness horses ; Certainl of y high look the breeding lively . strains Hark of ! * The The band Dead of March the Horse . ' " ( Here Guards Nelson strikes was up about to dance the " Shadow Dance" —not after LydiaThompson —but a look from Tomahawk rebuked him . ) " That , " continued the speaker tweed : , just " is before the Duke him of in the Cambrid first carriage ge , in a is suit the of Prince dark
of grey 1 | bW . ^ B ^^^ Wales p g BP B B ^ bB ^ BBP VV in evening B BFB ^ m ^^ ^^ VB ^ ^ BB ^^ ^ B costume ^ ^^ ^ B ^^ ^ B ^ ^^ ^^ ^ r * , ^ m . ^^ ^^ ^^ In ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^ the ^~ ~^ ^^ ^^ B other ^ B —^~ ^ B ^^ BB ^^ ^ IB carriages ^ « Bk ^ BF , ^ B *^ ^^ B ^ W B » ^^ are B ^ ~^^ some ^^ BB ^ V ^^ ^^^ ^^^ of the magnates , of the land . " " But why do they look so gloomy ? " asked Nelson with surprise "It . is their way now . The whole nation has become serious . Gloom surrounds the throne , and its mantle falls around the
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 20, 1867, page 129, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_20071867/page/7/
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