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74 THE TOMAHA WK. {August 20, 187a
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throw the Rhine their . valuables People living out of in window Delgrave and Square send post might haste as well for engines But we suppose and fire our escapes English because love of there caution is a tire has in done Whitcchapel good ser . - vice in its time , so we must not grumble .
74 The Tomaha Wk. {August 20, 187a
74 THE TOMAHA WK . { August 20 , 187 a
How The Next Paper Will Be Started. (A S...
HOW THE NEXT PAPER WILL BE STARTED . ( A STORY FOUNDED UPON FACTS . )
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West I am End a gentleman Clubs ( I could ; if althoug I liked ) , I I can ' pay belong my twenty many -five more thousand than shillings that , —can in he the ? pound . Now , a gentleman can ' t do into Another what you thing call : in " society spite . of " my It ain turn ' t -outs my sty , I le don . Look ' t go ' much ere , I live wine to while ' ave he an amuses amusing me chap . That to smoke ' s my my style cigars ; I ain and ' t stuck drink my up , bless I belong you ! to a ancient familmentioned in the Old
very y Testament The other . day Still , a I chap ain ' t stuck I stand up— treat it ain to 't sometimes my style . , said to me " " I It say ain , ' t Mr my . Melchisideckioni style , my dear boy , wh , " y I don rep ' lied t you . go into society ? " it , " I I can know tell it you ain ' t ' ovr , Sir to , " do said it . he " , " but if you did want to go in for per ^ 0 ^ mtm •* cent ^ 'Ow ^ A ^ VS , ? and » " **» 1 asked an *¦•»• introduction *•* , «» * ^^ You * *• - ^ » a *^ don **« , Eh mt ' t ^ mv ^ mean ? by the bill dodge , sixty
troduce " No , " you he , returned whatever , " they That ' s may played say out they . will The do swells . They won ' may t ingood pretend care to to put see you that up you for their are properl Clubs y , but pilled they . " will take precious of " the That swells ' s true -well enoug enoug h , " h ) I . said ' Then ( law Ws bless it you to , be / know done ? the " ways " " What B y starting , going a in paper for literature —that ' s the ! It trick ' s so , doosid Sir . " low , you know ! Now I don ' t mind stamped paperupon my honouras a
gentle-, , man . " u Yes I know , you you know don that ' t , " he well murmured enough . , with But a literature sigh . is so doosid low , it is upon my souL " my " Well cigar , being that ' s smoked the way , he to disappeared get into society . , " he repeated , and about «» K ^^ When ^ V »» " society *^ he ^ # w ' d ^*» gone J " you I ^» " » I know thought ^* - , J ) »• it ain ^ mmtmmt about 't w my the w style m 0 < m J idea , 3 still , not ^ I mv that started tar w ^ + iv I ^^ cared v * the fcA ^^
paper , C ^ a ^ tet M . —i ^ oln toe got up a & taff . Give You ' em soon plenty can of gather beer and together they will a lot stick of to low you literary like leeches chaps . . I didn ' t take long about finding ' em . As it would be ungentlemanl Robinson . y to be personal I'll call ' em Brown , Jones , and Brown used ^ to ^* take ^ mmimi ^* 'is rum mt like ^ b ^^ a fish ~ m-mwm * m'm He was alway it s
mm * - a -mr »• vw svwwaw wmrm , mm w » ' »^ . » v - ^ mr . mw mn - ^ r »» w ^ r w * ** T W was getting sober beastl . y screwed . He said he couldn ' t write when he Then Then there there was was Jones Robinson every the bit as bad worst as of Brown the . three . , very " Mr . I Melchisideckioni should like to know , sir , before what honorarium we begin to talk about intend this to paper ive me , ? " said Brown . you
g ' * And me ? " said Jones . " And me ? " said Robinson . " " We I shall know treat that you , " said liberall the y three , on my ; " honour but the as question a gentleman is , what . " will it be ?"
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sideration " Two . quid a week at the very least , " I observed , after con" " Two Well , quid say three u week ! " ! said " they I , shouted with a burst derisivel of gencrosit y . ) . " We will say three and mean it to , " they replied . The I agreed literary to chaps it , ' cause arc a low I knew , drunke the n coves set , and 1 ' it ad would to deal be with very . at hard sixty if 1 per couldn cent ' . t get ' cm to do a few bills , and make ' em renew
GHpttv IHft— $ oto toe gatfjcreU Xcton . sat The in the day editorial before sanctum we started considering , Brown , . Jones , Robinson , and 1 " " We No , — must the have second Reuter edition ' s telegrams of the Times , " said will B rown do . , " I replied . " We can come out after the evening papers , and prig their news "
. " How shall we get intelligence from the Seat of War ? " cried Jones . don " ' Wh t matter y , any a inkst bit where and will you suppl write y it that from , ' * sai so d long I , calml as you y . " put It lots of blood in it . " " " And Oh , how blow about the leaders the leaders ; who ? " cares queried for Robinson them at . a time of
work war ? " and said make I again a fortune . I . " continued , " Now , dear boys , get to coats They . looked at one another , grumbled , and took off their Cfiaytcr $ V . — $ oto out paper came out . out We at called two , four our , five journal , six , the six thirty " Farthing , seven , L seven yre" two and , ei broug ght , ht and it eleven It was thirty not . a pretentious sheet by meansand relied rather
upon its big type than upon its news any . , Jones The 's first composition hit we made , to this was effect caused : —The by a onl " y Contents news we had Bill , " was of peared a " rumoured in our posters report" as of follows a slight : — cavalry skirmish , which ap-THE FARTHING LYRE . The Largest Afternoon Circulation in the World .
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BLOOD FOR BLOOD ! DEATH OR MURDER ? TERRIFIC BATTLE HETWEEN THE RUTHLESS HORSEMEN OF FRANCE
AND THE PRUSSIAN ARMY ( MOUNTED ) { This Day ) . FULL REPORT OF THE CARNAGE . VIVID PICTURE OF THE SCREAMS OF THE WOUNDED .
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One Farthing . water This . Contents We had nothi Bill ng referred but cuttings to a newspaper and twaddle as . dull as ditchedition The s public appeared took , giving the thing further up particulars warmly , and , absolutel when two y fought more about it . The paper increased steadily in popularity ; it became officially quite announced an authority by thei on r appearance mendicity , in and the lies columns were always of the Lyre I made . a pot of money , but some ' ow or other , although I am into . well " Society known ! " as the proprietor of my paper , I * aven ' t yet got
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), Aug. 20, 1870, page 74, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_20081870/page/12/
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