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    • AN LNDELICA TE COMJP£lMENT.
    • REGULAR RUBBISH,
    • CALLING NAMES.
    • THE RO UNJDABO UT RAMBLES.
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      H . Smith . —The which it is , your Ladyship . & c Betsy , & c . . —Home again , father I and right too for the humblest , The H . Smith Hon . — . L The ady which de it Bulleyne should , my Smith dear . . — Yet when I stepped from the enchanting circles of Bloomsbury , where we had the father champagne of and child ices the , even led at tea , of to pick coronet you my out husb of and the , very gutter , I was my mad rr , -1 was p mad ger —I < wa my s mad . ( , Faints . ) ( Immense H . Smith laug ( laug hter hing from -. )— people The which delighting you ivos in , the my social dowager re ~ . arrangements a ? id so onad infinitum as exe 7 nplified . ) in modern domestic British drama , But we , need not continue the specimens . Enough has been given to show what chances are open to the vigorous adapter , and what little hope there is for the registered translator . En justice so ? nme , , and the law highl as y it characteristic stands is extremel of that y creditable never-failing to Eng Eng lish lish virtue—love of fairplay .

      2o4 The Tomahawk. [May 21, I8 7 O.

      2 O 4 THE TOMAHAWK . [ May 21 , i 8 7 o .

      An Lndelica Te Comjp£Lment.

      AN LNDELICA TE COMJP £ lMENT .

      A Great Point Has Been Made Of The Guard...

      A great point has been made of the guard of honour on the occasion of the opening of the Neyv Inner Temple Hall by the Princess Louise having been supplied by the " Devil ' s Own " Volunteers . We should have thought that a hundred men of the " Celestials" would have been a better choice . However , let us hope that Her Royal Highness was unaware of the demoniacal character of her body guard .

      Regular Rubbish,

      REGULAR RUBBISH ,

      The Easter Volunteer Review At Brighton ...

      The Easter Volunteer Review at Brighton has concluded , as it publication is the wont of a of little eac series h Volunteer of letters Review of mutual to conclude admiration , in the on the part of the officials who were implicated in the proceedings . Volunteers General Sir , g James ives a Scarlett graphic , descri after a ption few of passing his plan remarks of battle on , apd the command finally indul . ges After in this a little comes modified a letter praise from of Colonel his subordinates Wrightthe in Acting Inspector-General of Reserve Forces , who , for the want , of a better subject for eulogy , patronises the Traffic Manager of the Railway Company , whom he declares to have comported himself " excellently well . " The Duke of Cambridge too , of of course State , has expresses his say , his and satisfaction in forwarding at all the that reports happened to the while Secretary Mr . , , letter Cardwell , in Amen a neat . communication This is all , official acknowledg and ing no the doubt Duke ' s proper , says but we doubt whether very it is very interesting , . We very are already , looking forward to next Easter , and half-a-dozen comus to munications say our the military least on system the of it s , ubject out in its of of most date what , unpractical happened especially and a as month they unsatisfactory onl back y show , are , phase .

      /The Two Kings Of Macassar.—We Do Not Wo...

      / The Two Kings of Macassar . —We do not wonder that the bar is an overstocked profession . As long' as diversity is attractive this will always be the case . The scope of its functions are unlimited—from murder to Macassar oil ; and , what is more , the latter subject has recently been engaging more attenland tion than obtained ordinary an injunction murder cases against usuall Mr . y Briedenbach enjoy . Messrs the . Row well- - known perfumer of New Bond street , to prevent him selling an ; speaking oil called , " is Macasarine the oil from . " Forgetting safnower that seed Macassar at Macassar oil , proper , in the ly ; not island onl of y in Celebes the substa , Mes nce srs of . Rowland the compound claimed , but a even personal in the interest name Briedenbach Macassarine , should and expressed sell Macassarine themselves at a shilling scandalized a bottle that when Mr . bach they charged of course three appealed and six to for the Court their Macassar of Chancery . Mr , and . Brieden it was dec Rowland ided , tha on an the , injunc arte tion sta tement which should was ob be tained set aside by Messrs those gentlemen paying exp the costs . We think , Messrs . Rowland , would have been wiser , commercially speaking , had they let litigation alonefor the principal result of the Chancery proceedings has been , that the public have been made aware that Mr . Briedenbach , who stands in the first place in his trade , sells Macassarine oil for a shilling a bottle .

      Calling Names.

      CALLING NAMES .

      The Great Success Of Frou Frou On The En...

      The great success of Frou Frou on the English stage as a title , has suggested to the authors , whose names we subjoin , the following nities : — plays ' , which will ¦ be produced ' ¦ •¦¦• ¦ ' ' ¦ - at ¦ ¦ the ¦ r earliest . ¦ ¦ - opportu ¦¦ .. - ¦ Ma Duck Kushna y Darling / . . . . . . . 3 B E $ y y Mr Mr . , Bpucicault Byron . . * J : Rustle Tootsey Rustle Pootsey . . . , ¦ B By y Mr Mr , , Torn Robertson Taylor . . been This last istered title , and in consequence all rihts of of translation its startling reserved originality . , has reg , g

      The Ro Unjdabo Ut Rambles.

      THE RO UNJDABO UT RAMBLES .

      [Continued By Ouijl Special Corresponden...

      [ CONTINUED BY OUIjL SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT . ] There is a crisis in the affairs The of Albany man , May once 14 in , his i 870 life . and mine has come . My aunt has struck every me ojjt of her will , and the Chief has at last got himself into ah ugly scrape . In , this fearful pass of things I cannot well despatch to you more You than may a few remember most disjointed when notes last , I but wrote ~ such I a was $ I a have guest I send with yori the . ni Chief ght expecting at the wedding the arrival at Lord of Spagmor Bplchester ^ and ' s , and His was circus that at very my aunt comp ' s elled . The through Chief , refusing having to to catch quit a the train breakfast to enable table rile , to I was ankept ticipate a few Spagmore , notes , here , to leave they are him : — behind 1 ? . Frqmthj & ppin t I have Just back . My aunt says she is so glad LUGWORTH the Chief has , 7 p stayed . m . Just at Lord as she Bolchester has made ' s , as this she remark looks forward I fancy to I detect a quiet somethin evening g , like a top humming far away . My aunt has noticed it , and says it must be the wind blowing the creepers ; but I knowwhat it is ! It is Spagmore ' s band of Turks playing the Devil ' s March in Wagner's Grofflehausen . They are coming , and there is no escape . I shall hint to her a friend may drop in to f tea or the Perhaps circus , I if had I cannot better say hide a it mu , that sical he friend is , awfull and , to y fon account d of dogs . •***? # ** #

      I have said this . My aunt seems afraid of my friends , after the louder Chief . Feeling . I have concealment pacified her , is but useless the Devil I have 's March alluded is getting to it myself , in connection with rny friend ' s mu , sical tastes , by saying " Ah , here * he . * is . " * * * * # * My aunt is listening attentively . We can hear distinctly the tramp March of the horses howling , the and roll roaring of wheel of s , wild oaths beasts , shouting and - , some the Devil awful ' s scuffle , on the lawn jiist outside the drawing-room , windows . I am trying to persuade her it is the wind , or that Spagmore is a ventriloquist , or that she is ill , or that I # # * # . ? * * * Horrible crash ! A rhinoceros furious , at bay , and followed by carry thirty ing - aw eig ay ht the keepers shutters , with window crowbars frames , is backing curtains into the cornices room , and plaster like so much paper , ! ... , , , The floor has given way , and he has gone through into the kitchen . I have hazarded something to my aunt about Spagp more iece being in hysterics fond . of animals , but she is sitting on the mantel-«** * * # «• * in of S o pagmore n the elep kitchen hant , who , has too has backed but been the pursuing into height the the room the rhinocero beast and brings g s one on the t him hrough back on a level with us . He , has given me the following telegram , which speaks for itself : — From Messrs . Crush and Flatten , Lincoln ' s Inn . We regret to inform you that the Chief was brought up at Bow street of wilful th is murder day ^ and . has been committed for trial on a charge

      Answer To Double Acrostic In Our Last.— ...

      Answer to Double Acrostic in our last . — Justice Ireland , road Answers Greyhou have nd , The been Defender received of from the Nigger Ruby ' , s a Ghost nd Rataplan , Maldon . -

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 21, 1870, page 204, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_21051870/page/12/