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    • '' T HE TOM A H A W K: A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE. "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PJL/ETERIT."
    • " One man is as good as another, and—better I"
    • STAR AND GARTER CHAMBERS !
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      '' T He Tom A H A W K: A Saturday Journal Of Satire. "Invitat Culpam Qui Peccatum Pjl/Eterit."

      '' T HE TOM A H A W K : A SATURDAY JOURNAL OF SATIRE . "INVITAT CULPAM QUI PECCATUM PJL / ETERIT . "

      No. 33.] London, December 21, 1867. [Pri...

      No . 33 . ] LONDON , DECEMBER 21 , 1867 . [ Price Twopence .

      The " Working Man "—His Sentiments.

      THE WORKING MAN "—HIS SENTIMENTS .

      " One Man Is As Good As Another, And—Better I"

      " One man is as good as another , and—better I "

      He Saith Something About The People And ...

      HE SAITH SOMETHING ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND THE PARKS . Oh , ain ' t it just a glorious sight just to have a look . at the majesty ' eavens and on a awe starry ? I ni neve ght r ? looks Oh at don them ' t it fill stars one , at ' th soul em with ever twinkling clouds without planets feeling , at that better milk for y moon it ! It , at reminds them cheese me of -coloured Christmas and says , I " fee ' ^ rather s like better you of for p lum it . - I pudding p says lum- to pudding . the I looks moon / ' and at " Oh it them does ain ' stars you me like , good and a , over slice me of turkey and I , feels " and just a sort like of what ' eavenl I seems y creep to ing be comes when a I crawling ' '

      little o' creep too ing much on me gin to ! -night Oh , its and . werry that ' beautiful why I ' ! I ' going ve got to this let sort yer bloated bloated ones but because off cheap them —not stars because is we I thin beautiful ks as ' to-ni you ht ' and not awfully , like plum-pudding ! rry g , . Now then ! with I th his ink horny as ' ow hand I ' ve of exp industry lained , is your ' better ow the . honest I ' m a practical artisan , was man , better and I than did it me practicall ! Just y . so Yer . Well seemed then to I think came as out ' wit you h three ist . argumints I smashed : — yer windersand pulled down yer park railings ,

      . 3 2 rd nd . . I I brought got my tears way , to spouted the eyes treason of yer Home by the Secretary yard and . the ment furlong offices , and ! absolutely ' eld a meeting in one of your govern-And if them argumints wasn ' t conclusive I should like to know But what law bles argumints s yer , I would ain ' t a go conclusive ing to bully yer . I ' m a reasonable being , that ' s what I am , and I don ' t mind a argumint now the get and the best then best , of so the just of the let argumint ' mint you and I , still so me much ' can ave a fall the little better back quiet ; chat if you winder . If get I argu , upon breaking of it . , can ' t I ? so no ' arm will be done whatever comes First TT'ifcf of r \ f all all ¦ xrnv eove as » ie ' ow e \ w H TX- \ rA de (* Park "Part is ie vai" property lrrnrifrf , \ r .

      , yer says yyer . artisan Why is , with it yer the property horny , ha just nd tell of industry me that , every ? Ain bit ' t as the good honest as what same you ? cultivation Ain would ' t he got like , as the to yerselves answer same fine to this feelings Now . Yer , , the I . wo knows same uld like talents werry to , wel the l yer say , man " the who honest talks artisan by with the day the horny and works hand of by industry the minute , the , money is a great and , big charity , hulking , and scoundrel has only . to He show fattens a littl upon e intelli our - g citizenshi ence to p . e H from e is a fool depth and s int an o the idiot ranks ; he is respectable led like a b donkey y the most by pretentious the merest of bosh humbugs and the and most the most vapid ignorant twaddle of , link demagogues between . the He dog is of and the the mud gorilla muddy , and . In should fact , he be , forms caged in the Zoological Gardens . " That ' s what yer would like to say ,

      He Saith Something About The People And ...

      but yer knows werry well yer daren ' t say it , cos why ? yer knows You robbery as 'Owsomever ' ow gives I , yer answer 7 tie knows , words to them return ! , and kind Ha . , ha Yer of gives , argumints had says you yer as stones there } ow like Hy . ! a Exchange de practical Park is is man yer no . the property peop . , Oh and is it ' ? t well I the , that peop is le ? news " Oh ! , " Ain sdys ' t the you park artfully s for , you " but like Hyde us to Park inwade is for the them Wictoria as lives Park ? near " 'Ow it . would 'Ow would I like you to inwade the Wictoria Park ? 'Ow would you like to ' ; should alf a brick just like chucked to see yer try ' edd to do ? it Inwade ! Wictoria Park !—I ing Anything of it . What more , nothing say ? ? If I yer thoug ' ht , now so . ' s No the , you time ' for say - we werry knows long which tongue , is but the yer best sees for I ' ve argumint got a werry ! Ha ' eavy I ha stick ! ' ad . And yer there again , ' ' jt I ?

      abuse But yer law with bless the yer ' , I y and ' the bully misletoe yer at a Christmas ' anging . about I can my ' t ' fire ouse with . No the , this little ones ' t the a time plaviner for quarrels on the floor . As round I sit before about me the ,

      with with the the missus money a I filling gets from my pi the pe and Union a mixing for keep of my ing grog away ( boug from ht work all men ) , I . feels And as low I looks a warming into the up red my fire ' eart -li . ght I feels and listens at peace to with the werry silvery gentle laughter smile of , my " Oh little J Bill ones Stigg , I says ings softl , Oh y I to Bill mysel Sti f ggings with , a , ' eaven ' t it ! prime " 1 None of them rich beggars will ever get to

      Star And Garter Chambers !

      STAR AND GARTER CHAMBERS !

      Have It Resolved Appears That That The F...

      have It resolved appears that that the for Board the future of Guardians all their of meetings the Strand shall Union be held any reporters with closed , hereafter doors , be and admitted that , on to no their pret deliberations ext whatever . , sh This all decision , for which at present no sort of reason is alleged , was

      tion arrived . So at the at a matter secret council stands recently for the held edification by the of body the in public ques- . fact The event that a is set worthy of men of can some be comment got together . In the at a firs time . t place like , the the monstrosities hesitat present , e , thus when to of fl our the y in leg the whole islation face country of as the regards popular is ke the enl feeling poor y alive , who , is in to do itself not the not is proverbial remarkable , a . nd The these 4 gross 1-k gentlemen a #% stolidity of of Englishmen the Strand in cannot eavirn council , of _ 1 ^ _ _— A < ti . AJ . «• w % « 3 4 tiicvi - rt * t 4 * 4 kix - rair Q 1 « A jtiau « 4 ij

      CourseDC cXpCdCU . i * J ucai in . imiiu . ^^ . ^ * . * ^ jr «* w v ^ is for of , the of their , the public behaviour public , admini mo . strators ney It , is and not of accountable the again public remarkable to charity the , pu that that blic at a timewhen all institutions of this class should be courting , flunki rather es than , should shunning be closing enquiry their , the doors se honorary . This is onl unliveried y

      thickheadedness and as such it is natural . But what is remarkable , have is this —and been that ibbetted is that as at yet in , large their type names in a the nd columns addresses of in the full g to cicai witn collective

      tion daily . papers . This is tne way assump-

      The Latest Motto For Caijmen.—Rank And P...

      The latest Motto for Caijmen . —Rank and Passion .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Dec. 21, 1867, page unpag, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_21121867/page/1/