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      The Times,Or "The Leading Journal," As I...

      of our dear friend ' s character being made the subject of such abstruse bodies such a talented cannot and charitable restrain journal as their speculation the Cacoethes Times by . the If scribendi self correspondents -conceited on such busy an of - occasion cations in , at private least let to the them friends first submit of the person their valuable concerned communi before -. they hasten to minister to that inexhaustible appetite for , articles of bad taste which afflicts our " Leading Journal . "

      ;'6 The Tomahawk. [February 22, 1868 . _...

      ; ' 6 THE TOMAHAWK . [ February 22 , 1868 . __

      Telegraph Teachings.

      TELEGRAPH TEACHINGS .

      Telegraph There By Was The A Paris Time ...

      Telegraph There by was the a Paris time correspondence when we were . attracted In the columns to the devoted Daily to sometimes the movements with a good and op deal inions of colour of the the gentleman opinions who and painted move- , positive ments of desire Parisians not to generally be dull , , evinced there was , by a winnowing natural liveliness the Pari , a s journals the geograp Times h , y leaving of and the onl departments the y sending statistics for to home the of edifying beetroot consumption pen culture dependent such and neces the on - refreshing sary politics fc , odds as and could ends be of prattle easil ¦ y and di «» 4 » gested ajPP gossi laBb , accompanied which created an by

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      stereotyped asparagus its habitues and of descri the unlimited ptions perbonal truffles of interviews Tuileries , of the ' with receptions Bois the de Boulogne hi , ghest with of iced and the land , for whose , authority the writer can vouch ; of the latest bets But on still the there steps must of the be Grand Hotel who are , and attracted all the b rest this of treacle it . cloying as it may appear many to us , and it is for their sake y , and for , the sake of the womenkind who hear these letters readthat we

      are going to speak . , Is there a daily journal in any land which boils over at such touching a low temperature more or less as the on immorality Daily Teleg of raph one kind on any or another subject . to Who succour , on the injured very least innocence pretence ? our , takes Telegraph up the . cudgel Whose of offence bosom knows typ ah ab ical how can charity dail y ¦ swell can b o sell ' er 1 dire our mishaps Telegraph which . ne'er befell , and

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      drawing subjects -rooms which much were less never into introduced the sitting-rooms ten years of the ago middle into classes , and oug , ht not now to be the staple commodity offered as its Paris letter by an essentially unaristocratic paper to its thoroug Any day hly may English bring readers us a . column and a half of curses on the man Society who while , & c the , or same of blessings print on tell the us the efforts interesting of the Rescue

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      ^ b **^ P ^ V ^ V ^ B V ^* ^^^ ^ V ^* *^^ ^* * ^^ V ^^* ^* W ^ B ^ B ^^ ^ H ^^ ^— ^^^ f ^ ^^*^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ . B' ^ ^ B ^ V ^ P ^ BB * ^^ ^^ ^ ^ B ^ 'W ¦^ Bl ^ W V ^^ v ^^ ¦ ^^ ^^ ^ B ^ B ¦ ^ ^^ VP ^^ B ^ VW ^ Bl B * W IBP VB ^^ app ^^^ B 4 bF HW BB V ^ W BbV ^ BB * ^ BT the dead lake of Boulogne . Surely we have not arrived at that point whence we can our coldl own y look , interested on and in see , if those not prying for whose into , honour the temporary we would glories risk emulation of their sister . The ' s shame proof ! of Admiration this may be leads seen to dail envy y in , and Paris envy . We to have continually BiB been obliged to look at the ¦ coronet on the

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      Telegraph There By Was The A Paris Time ...

      men leaving honest women ' s sides to hang on to the Nessusrobes Mancenilla of Lais . Let , or the flutter round wretch the who blossom has fallen of some a victim moral through poverty and ignorance poor go drown herself ; but the cloak which is made of Brussels lace or Cachemire need not hide ¦ pravity sin 'ai 4 * ^» ar , ^ for b Ba- w V . it is an excuse in our eyes now for unblushing

      deworthless Joan would carcase be , who cursed , could for her defiling beauty Thames immolate -water victims with rich her enough , would be held up to admiration for her taste in horseflesh Let , or the her Daily ingenuity Telegraph in wasting sweep another its door ' s money -step clean on herself . Such . names household as Julia words Barucci in that , Cora Paris Pearl column , and , and Skittles we repeat , are becoming , however they may be admired and favourably criticised in Paris—where

      there there case— must must keep them be be many many out of , . too too our . , who who Press regre reerre , if t t we that that can such such ' t keep should should them be be out the the of the meet parks them . in Don our ' t theatres let them and come whatever to our hearths be if we ultimate must ; may your when course that , don mouth ' t blow is hot one and speaking cold with to the thousands same mouth for good , especiall or for y evil .

      Breeches Of Etiquette /

      BREECHES OF ETIQUETTE /

      His Excellency The Commander-In-Chief Of...

      His Excellency the Commander-in-Chief of the Forces in rumour Ireland , tells the true Hero ) of of so the many Curl female y Locks hearts , the , has fruitless recentl assailer y issued ( if an order that has set in a flutter all the young ladies in Dublin without exception . His ^^ ^^ ^ BTB * Excellency ^^^^^ ^ ^» W ^ BP ^*^ m ^ p ? ^ ^ m w W has ^™ ^™ ™ ™ ^^ been B - ^ BP * Jtf iBBI p B ^^ leased ^ " ¦ BP ¦ B > ^ bB' ^ PB > to ^ P * T command ^^ ^ B ^ ^¦ —^* ^ ^ ^ B ^ Bi ^^ ^^ B . that ^ ^ " ^ P > W Bi B > officers ' ^ P" —• ^ ^ ^^^ ^^ ' —~ of ^^» - ¦—

      Her Majesty ' s troops in Dublin shall in future attend at evening parties , in evening dress , instead of in uniform . O formose puer , nimium ne crede colori ! what Very young good subaltern advice , no is doubt there before in the scarlet whole was of Her invented Majesty , but ' s army B ^ Bjp ^ Bt Bb «¦ BB W who V V ^ Bi BB * B ^ B' does ^ V * Bk ^ HV ^^ b * BjB not ^^ ^^ ^ BP ^ B * ¦* know . ** ^ Bl BB > ^^ p ^ V V that BV ^^ ^^ ^ P ^^ ^ P his ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^ triumphs ^ P ^ *^ ^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^* ~^ W ^^ ^ Bi BB ^ BB * among ^ b' ^ ' ^ B ^^ ^^ ^ B * ^^ ^^ BBm the b * Bpi ^ B ^ B ^ still ^ ^ P ^^ ^^ ^^

      more U 7 iifor beautiful 7 ii attractions sex over ? And the now " civilians to be , " condemned have arisen to from evening his dress OhCoal , to wit Black , black Rose coat what , black hast thou vest , done and ? black Why continuations , in this sable . costume , , the Guards themselves would be Black Gu— , " no gentlemen Years ago " at a young any rate officer . , who was afterwards—poor fellowknocked ^ V * BV A ^* P *^ BV 1 *> * BP * ^«* over ^^ P" V ^ B ** B in B >* Bf full ^ ¦ » •¦¦» scarlet BBT ^ B- ** Bi « b B * « a ^ B » - in BB BBBB the V « b BB ^ B * trenches B » f Bfc - ^ B- « B ^ ^ B- ~ Bl V ^ B » before H ^ Bjb * 4 » ^ P- ^ ^ BT Sebastopol B ., B ^ ^^ B ^ BP" WV ¦ * ^ ^^ ^^ - — ' — , y

      was stationed , on first joining his regiment , at the garrison town stature of C— . and In still some hig disturbance her in spirits at , a he fair was held put there forward , hi as gh the in leader of a melde with the civil power . He knocked down half rescued when -a- carried dozen him civilians at off the by cost the and of remainder the disabled total , destruction hal the f the men police of of his the forc company lock e , - and . up As bvb he ab was ordered bIT b to be HbT tried vnv by b court vjr w . - b martial ¦ tbi bp bj bi « a ¦ bp « bb for bi ba ¦¦ all Bi aj these

      ^ IkpT A T ^ B * * * * W ^^ * * Bb ^ bpbV ** # ¦ ** ^* jj bjp ^ a- *«< w ¦* * ^ bF >> j * p ^ ^ >« ^ - ^ *«^ * v ^ w p ^ ^ bp heinous offences against the peace of Her Majesty , his next friend , who happened to be " influential , " waited on the then youth Adjutant and -General exuberance —to intercede of spirits for ; the and young , as man a final —pleaded argument his towards that he was military not in clemency uniform , at added the time " Pray . " observe " Oh , don Sir ' t George tell me , thatdon ' t tell me that" said the old soldier " that ' s the worst

      offence , of all . " , , How then are we to understand the contrary order given by the Commander of the Forces in Ireland ? Is this ordinance a real for an " Irish exception Bull ? " is Yet made there . " is When some his method Excellency in the the madness Lord- , aa Lieutenant iap ^ b * aP V"B > Ba Va ^ ' ^~ ^^ ^^^^^ ^^ b i bb ^ is bp ap present pht ^ b ^^^ ^^^ ^ p ^ ^^ ^^ ^ p , v officers vp ^ b ^ p « p * ^ p ^ bp ^^ ^^^ will v * ^ p > ^ p" ^^ appear ^^^^ ¦ w * ^ ^ v ^^ ^^ «¦ ^ in ^ ^^ ^^ the av v . v ^^^ full ^^ ^ p ^ p ^^ ^^ uniform ^ p ^ p ^ i * ^^ ^^ ^* — ¦ ^ - ~— —~ ^**

      of their respective corps . " This is all very absurd . Fancy the state of things at an may " Evening drop in party unexpectedl , " where y . his Fancy Excellency the stat the e of Lord the - 250 Lieutenant officers uniform present in and black to change , all rushing their off sables to their for garments barracks of to every don their hue . Fancy all T » , a > 4 b the a > a > ladies ceasing BfB from ai the ap Bi dance until

      the aV Wta return "a ^ W W W of a # their young T * Ja * W ** *> *¦ fe dears h ap . apaf ab , ^ ajpi al ducks -a . ^ a * ^ v aw , av ajaw and a api - ^ ap darlings ^ a a- ^ ap ajpr merry a aft ^ ; and ^ w wap then ^ » v ^ ar ap fancy ^— ' * - ^— ^ ^ - ^ the congratulations delight of the at girls the , return the brilliancy of the beloved of the uniforms scarlet , , the and hearty other " breeches of etiquette . "

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Feb. 22, 1868, page 76, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_22021868/page/4/